[Gearcraft]

Originally Posted by e90rocks

Health Insurance Claim Evaluator [nervously]: Great, so I'm in?

St. Peter [consulting computer]: Well, there's good news and bad news.

Insurance guy: What's the good news?

St. Peter: You've met admission criteria for Heaven.

Insurance guy: Great! What's the bad news?

St. Peter: You've only been approved for a five day length of stay.

Wish it works like that.