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      03-19-2006, 12:32 AM   #14
Gearcraft
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Drives: bubbie mystic blue whale
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: candied island

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Quote:
Originally Posted by e90rocks
Health Insurance Claim Evaluator [nervously]: Great, so I'm in?

St. Peter [consulting computer]: Well, there's good news and bad news.

Insurance guy: What's the good news?

St. Peter: You've met admission criteria for Heaven.

Insurance guy: Great! What's the bad news?

St. Peter: You've only been approved for a five day length of stay.
Wish it works like that.
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