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      05-15-2018, 03:08 PM   #9
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Depends. If we lose you, do we gain him? If so, that would be a trade I'd be willing to consider. He's much more malleable, able to be shaped into a person who respects milk in plastic bags, Canadian hockey players, and cheese on Mexican food. A good person in other words.

But if we lose you both, then no. I'd prefer to have one of you. And you'll do...in a pinch.
He drinks four liters of milk per day, and unlike me, he can spot the producer just by taste.

He is milk separatist 2.0. He has heard stories of Canadian fridges since he was too young to know what parental influence is.

I might keep my kids away from the threads that denigrate women and I might have buried a few examples when I've been cruel to men too. Our family is spread globally so I like them seeing that via internet you can have true friends too (hence the rat story. I promised I would tell my version of it!).

You're an epic sport Joe, and I can't wait for your kids to be under my influence too.

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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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