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The Buddha Was a Tough Kid to Raise

Mother: Don't you ever do that again! [slaps child hard]
Child, calmly: Well, are you happy with yourself?

--Union Square

Overheard by: Miranda
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That One's Boring -- Tell the Donkey-Punch Story Again!

Small child, trying a Sprite: I don't like it.
Dad: If you don't like the taste, just spit it out.
Mom: I've heard that one before.

--33rd & 7th

Overheard by: Brian Flanagan
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And, Besides, I'm Chicken

Man: I just don't get it! Just last night you were complaining about how you never try anything new, but you feel like you should.
Woman: Ok, well ordering the roast duck is a little different than a threesome, Tim.

--13th & 3rd

Overheard by: Todd B
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Out of the Mouths of Babes

Woman #1: It's really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he's rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.

--Union Square
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being that i work everyday in NYC i havent heard any like those yet... ill keep my ears open for more hahahaha

[Explorer3253]

ohh..i've heard my fair share in the city...however one that had me laughing for a while was this one:
I Said I Just Whacked Off
Coworker #1: So what've you been up to?
Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off.
Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.

--Office, Midtown

Overheard by: Madeline


For some reason I can see it happening to me (not whacking off but having my phone on speakerphone and a friend saying that to me)