I wrote this letter...

cdheaven · 06-14-2006, 08:46 PM

todays task was reaaal stupid. it said to measure my facial features and see if im perfectly symetrical.
you can go to www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com

Nikki · 06-14-2006, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cdheaven

todays task was reaaal stupid. it said to measure my facial features and see if im perfectly symetrical.
you can go to www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com

haha, interesting, how do you go about doing that? with a tape measurer?
oh and about the handwriting, i think it would be odd to be with a guy who had prettier handwriting than me lol.

findtom · 06-14-2006, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by cdheaven

todays task was reaaal stupid. it said to measure my facial features and see if im perfectly symetrical.
you can go to www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com

"Call a sex line and demand to speak to the manager"
"Today, fight for your right to party"

WTF? How are those things life changing?
Good concept for a book though I guess.

astra · 06-15-2006, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by cdheaven

To a serial killer. i thought 2 of you might get a laugh out of it.
I Have this book called "this book will change your life" everyday it gives you a new random task. one of them was to write a letter to a convicted serial killer. I picked the night stalker, richard ramirez. Here is the letter i sent him
If you would like to learn about him, check this out

http://www.crimelibrary.com/ramirez/

uhmm... wtf

shimshimhada · 06-15-2006, 07:09 AM

Oh, you're one of THOSE people.

vladinecko · 06-15-2006, 09:43 AM

here is something i would write to you if you were in prison:

Dear Derek,
how is the correctional facility paid by our tax dollars treating you these days? I hope you're doing fine. I myself am not so good. It all started this morning when I found a big piece of bird crap on my HUMMER H1. I managed to wash it off but it made me so angry I SHOT a few PIGEONS. Thankfully, it's legal here. That will teach those flying rats not to shit all over my car.
It continued even more horribly, Derek. My favorite STARBUCKS was undergoing some minor upgrades and so I couldn't get my 1/2 fat milk 32% caramel 48% chocolate frozen mocca da caviata latte cappuccino in a grande cup. Not a good start of my day! In spite all of this misfortune, I've decided to go to work. After all, I had an important meeting with my good old pal Lee Raymond to discuss some other ways to CRIPPLE ALTERNATE FUEL research and development. The meeting went really well, Derek. I was awarded an extra $1.2 million bonus for my exceptional ideas of moving our ALASKA DRILLING program forward.
After a very cruel-some morning, an even more upsetting evening followed. As I was speeding down some country roads, a stupid family of four deer came out of nowhere and stood steadily in the middle of the road starring at my HUMMER. I don't have to tell you it was a rather small task for my lovely Hummy, as I call it, to wipe those f*ckers off the road. However, Derek, they left a very nasty blood mark on my reenforced-steel bumper and I already emptied entire bottle of my quick-detailer on those morning misbehaved bird-poopers. Well, wouldn't you know it, there was a WALMART right down the road. Lucky me, I said! The blood came off very easily, however, I got very annoyed by a group of BLACK & MEXICAN GAY people asking me to contribute to this STEM CELL RESEARCH. I said, HELL NO. Who am I, John Kerry? I thought to myself, I sure hope president Bush's amendment to ban marriages among those creatures will pass.
When I got home, I couldn't decide whether to get a juicy 1/2 lb. CHEESEBURGER or a tender medium-rare file-mignon STEAK. Derek, you'd know I couldn't resist either of those, so I just got both. After such a meaty meal, I just sat down and wrote my daily THANK YOU letter to the W for INVADING IRAQ and told him once again his cooperation in this matter will be greatly rewarded.
This was my day. Hope yours is better, Derek.
Love, X.

MIKEYMIKE · 06-15-2006, 02:36 PM

^
Nice letter

Hunter399 · 06-15-2006, 02:42 PM

easyyy physcoo

KC Bimmer · 06-15-2006, 05:31 PM

Any reply?

juicytofu · 06-15-2006, 10:31 PM

: that letter is hilarious

3s-a-charm · 06-15-2006, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cdheaven

I dont worship the devil. hahaha. the letter is obviously a joke.

Yah, obviously.

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cdheaven I'm Starving , So I Guess You Are What You Eat 244 Rep 943 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, Fl iTrader: (1)	todays task was reaaal stupid. it said to measure my facial features and see if im perfectly symetrical. you can go to www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com __________________ 2006 325i Sparkling Graphite Metallic-Black Leatherette Navigation-Bmw Assist Automatic-Xenons Carbon Fiber Front Lips-Aluminum Pedals Power/heated Front Seats 5% Tint all around 30% On windshield all the way down
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06-15-2006, 07:09 AM	#27
shimshimhada Brigadier General 491 Rep 4,838 Posts Drives: Portal Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Portal iTrader: (2)	Oh, you're one of THOSE people.
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06-15-2006, 09:43 AM	#28
vladinecko Brigadier General 299 Rep 3,924 Posts Drives: '11 E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 BMW M3 [9.00] 2008 BMW 335i [0.00] 2006 BMW 330i [0.00] 1994 BMW 325i [0.00]	here is something i would write to you if you were in prison: Dear Derek, how is the correctional facility paid by our tax dollars treating you these days? I hope you're doing fine. I myself am not so good. It all started this morning when I found a big piece of bird crap on my HUMMER H1. I managed to wash it off but it made me so angry I SHOT a few PIGEONS. Thankfully, it's legal here. That will teach those flying rats not to shit all over my car. It continued even more horribly, Derek. My favorite STARBUCKS was undergoing some minor upgrades and so I couldn't get my 1/2 fat milk 32% caramel 48% chocolate frozen mocca da caviata latte cappuccino in a grande cup. Not a good start of my day! In spite all of this misfortune, I've decided to go to work. After all, I had an important meeting with my good old pal Lee Raymond to discuss some other ways to CRIPPLE ALTERNATE FUEL research and development. The meeting went really well, Derek. I was awarded an extra $1.2 million bonus for my exceptional ideas of moving our ALASKA DRILLING program forward. After a very cruel-some morning, an even more upsetting evening followed. As I was speeding down some country roads, a stupid family of four deer came out of nowhere and stood steadily in the middle of the road starring at my HUMMER. I don't have to tell you it was a rather small task for my lovely Hummy, as I call it, to wipe those fckers off the road. However, Derek, they left a very nasty blood mark on my reenforced-steel bumper and I already emptied entire bottle of my quick-detailer on those morning misbehaved bird-poopers. Well, wouldn't you know it, there was a WALMART* right down the road. Lucky me, I said! The blood came off very easily, however, I got very annoyed by a group of BLACK & MEXICAN GAY people asking me to contribute to this STEM CELL RESEARCH. I said, HELL NO. Who am I, John Kerry? I thought to myself, I sure hope president Bush's amendment to ban marriages among those creatures will pass. When I got home, I couldn't decide whether to get a juicy 1/2 lb. CHEESEBURGER or a tender medium-rare file-mignon STEAK. Derek, you'd know I couldn't resist either of those, so I just got both. After such a meaty meal, I just sat down and wrote my daily THANK YOU letter to the W for INVADING IRAQ and told him once again his cooperation in this matter will be greatly rewarded. This was my day. Hope yours is better, Derek. Love, X. __________________ 2011 E92 M3 - IB/Beige/Sycamore Wood/6MT/EDC/ZPP2/Nav/PDC/Heated Seats/iPod-USB/Enh. Audio 2008 E92 335i - Montego Blue/Black/Gray Poplar/6MT/ZPP/ZSP/Nav/PDC/Heated Seats/HDRadio/iPod-USB - *Sold* 2006 E90 330i - Mystic Blue/Black/Aluminum/6MT/ZPP/iDrive/PDC/Heated Seats/Sat. Prep - *Sold* 1994 E36 325i - Boston Green/Beige/Automatic/ZPP/Heated Seats/Premium Sound - *Sold*
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06-15-2006, 02:36 PM	#29
MIKEYMIKE Lieutenant Colonel 66 Rep 1,516 Posts Drives: 330i 6mt Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SoCal iTrader: (3)	^ Nice letter
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Hunter399 Major General 335 Rep 8,088 Posts Drives: F90M5 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Houston, TX iTrader: (33)	easyyy physcoo
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KC Bimmer Second Lieutenant 30 Rep 256 Posts Drives: 2013 335i xdrive Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: KC iTrader: (0)	Any reply?
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06-15-2006, 10:31 PM	#32
juicytofu New Member 0 Rep 7 Posts Drives: 323i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	: that letter is hilarious
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