[ideliver]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i heard they used to but do blood tests now

not for chlamydia and gonorrhea...either Q-tip in the urethra (most common) or sometimes can just check off a urine specimen...

[DougLikesBMW]

Originally Posted by ideliver

not for chlamydia and gonorrhea...either Q-tip in the urethra (most common) or sometimes can just check off a urine specimen...

Fuck that. Cot dayum...it hurts just getting a bit of soap up there....omfg blarjkashsjfasdasdk

[Mu Mu]

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

it hurts just getting a bit of soap up there....:

Wtf are you doing putting soap up your piss pipe?

[ejazbmw]

Originally Posted by Mu Mu

Wtf are you doing putting soap up your piss pipe?

+1 i was thinking to myself i must not be reallying getting in there lol

[DougLikesBMW]

Originally Posted by Mu Mu

Wtf are you doing putting soap up your piss pipe?

Originally Posted by ejazbmw

+1 i was thinking to myself i must not be reallying getting in there lol

Ever been shampooing your hair and then as you start to wash it out the soapy water goes down the front of your chest/stomach down to your dick and then drips off? Once in a blue moon somehow some of that soap gets on the tip of your dick.

[Spool]

LOL @ the responses in here, i just got a blood test and urine sample tested...and yes they still give out pap smear to guys


Doug, i wash my cock with body wash all the time, it doesn't burn/sting...i have mad foreskin i gotta clean in between or else it starts to smell like cottage cheese

[MontegoblueE92]

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Ever been shampooing your hair and then as you start to wash it out the soapy water goes down the front of your chest/stomach down to your dick and then drips off? Once in a blue moon somehow some of that soap gets on the tip of your dick.

You must have one of the ol' vacuum cocks.

[Zirenz2006]

Originally Posted by Spool

LOL @ the responses in here, i just got a blood test and urine sample tested...and yes they still give out pap smear to guys


Doug, i wash my cock with body wash all the time, it doesn't burn/sting...i have mad foreskin i gotta clean in between or else it starts to smell like cottage cheese

There is such a thing as too much information Spool

[jpsum]

Originally Posted by Zirenz2006

There is such a thing as too much information Spool

atleast he's honest. funny as shit, though.

[endofanera7]

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Ever been shampooing your hair and then as you start to wash it out the soapy water goes down the front of your chest/stomach down to your dick and then drips off? Once in a blue moon somehow some of that soap gets on the tip of your dick.

Originally Posted by Spool

Doug, i wash my cock with body wash all the time, it doesn't burn/sting...i have mad foreskin i gotta clean in between or else it starts to smell like cottage cheese

Someone put these 2 quotes in their sig asap. Im laughing so hard...

[pdjafari]

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Ever been shampooing your hair and then as you start to wash it out the soapy water goes down the front of your chest/stomach down to your dick and then drips off? Once in a blue moon somehow some of that soap gets on the tip of your dick.

yup, sometimes I'll accidentally tip the cock upwards as I'm shampooing/washing and when it gets up there feels like somebody stuck a butane torch in your cock. it goes away though as soon as you pee, yep i pee in the showa

[Zirenz2006]

Originally Posted by pdjafari

yup, sometimes I'll accidentally tip the cock upwards as I'm shampooing/washing and when it gets up there feels like somebody stuck a butane torch in your cock. it goes away though as soon as you pee, yep i pee in the showa

I pee in the shower too, very convenient.

Like the Seinfeld when George was caught peeing in the shower at the gym

George: "It's all pipes, what's the difference?"

Elaine: "Different pipes go to different places, you're gonna get them mixed up"