Skater scare

Alexander · 05-02-2010, 11:50 AM

Well I'm in Florida on vacation at my beach condo, and I had a scare today. I parked my E90 right in front of the entrance to the pier today for lunch, the best parking spot at the beach; I thought to myself sweet, it's a good day! I eat lunch with the significant other at a nice Greek cafe, and walk around a bit. We then proceed to walk back to my E90, and when I'm about 25m away I notice a swarm of skaters skating near my car (12+ skaters). All of the sudden they stop and all gather around my right rear quarter panel, and have odd expressions on their faces. I'm like great one of those assholes just tried to do a retard kick flip and their board slammed the body. So I get myself ready to have to go Mike Valley on these fuckers, and start to approach them in a sneaky manner, so that they didn't think that it belonged to me, and I acted like I wasn't paying attention to them. I get closer and pull out my key fob to unlock the doors, since when you unlock my E90 it's loud as balls, like a damn bolt being racked back on an AR-15. They are startled to hear the doors unlocked and look around only to see my dumb ass standing there in my board shorts with keys in hand. One guy mutters, "uhh nice car man..." with me to reply thanks brosef. I take a quick glance of the body and their expressions, making sure that no skater is trying to make a quick getaway. Nope, they just were checking out my car, and I just got bombarded with questions.

That was close...

choicez · 05-02-2010, 12:03 PM

reminds me of the scene from the movie Kids...

JayKay335i · 05-02-2010, 03:09 PM

Significant other?

You need to stop dating crazy f'ed up bitches. Then you need to stop taking them on vacation.

Alexander · 05-02-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Significant other?

You need to stop dating crazy f'ed up bitches. Then you need to stop taking them on vacation.

Lol... apart of the joke.

Dan in PA · 05-02-2010, 06:12 PM

If they did hit your car and they scattered, take one or two down quickly and hold them hostage until they spill the addresses of the others.

DougLikesBMW · 05-02-2010, 06:16 PM

Phew...haha Mike Valley ftw.

sgmsmg · 05-02-2010, 08:06 PM

Minor detail but it is Mike Vallely

05-02-2010, 08:58 PM

really? cool story bro but around my neck of the woods, no one would check out an E90 328i. they are too common around here

Peanuto · 05-03-2010, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by sgmsmg

Minor detail but it is Mike Vallely

beat me to it.

Peanuto · 05-03-2010, 10:01 AM

Also his new band Revolution Mother is decent. They are the song playing in the hangover when the dude throws the tuxes into the mercedes on the highway. He was also said dude throwing the tuxes.

05-02-2010, 11:50 AM	#1
Alexander Mad tyte EuR0 style boooi <--- Joke 221 Rep 2,472 Posts Drives: E30, E85, MKVI Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Deal's Gap iTrader: (0)	Skater scare Well I'm in Florida on vacation at my beach condo, and I had a scare today. I parked my E90 right in front of the entrance to the pier today for lunch, the best parking spot at the beach; I thought to myself sweet, it's a good day! I eat lunch with the significant other at a nice Greek cafe, and walk around a bit. We then proceed to walk back to my E90, and when I'm about 25m away I notice a swarm of skaters skating near my car (12+ skaters). All of the sudden they stop and all gather around my right rear quarter panel, and have odd expressions on their faces. I'm like great one of those assholes just tried to do a retard kick flip and their board slammed the body. So I get myself ready to have to go Mike Valley on these fuckers, and start to approach them in a sneaky manner, so that they didn't think that it belonged to me, and I acted like I wasn't paying attention to them. I get closer and pull out my key fob to unlock the doors, since when you unlock my E90 it's loud as balls, like a damn bolt being racked back on an AR-15. They are startled to hear the doors unlocked and look around only to see my dumb ass standing there in my board shorts with keys in hand. One guy mutters, "uhh nice car man..." with me to reply thanks brosef. I take a quick glance of the body and their expressions, making sure that no skater is trying to make a quick getaway. Nope, they just were checking out my car, and I just got bombarded with questions. That was close...
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choicez Major 274 Rep 1,124 Posts Drives: you mad Join Date: May 2009 Location: LA iTrader: (15)	reminds me of the scene from the movie Kids...
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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	Significant other? You need to stop dating crazy f'ed up bitches. Then you need to stop taking them on vacation.
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Dan in PA Captain 93 Rep 729 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i [0.00]	If they did hit your car and they scattered, take one or two down quickly and hold them hostage until they spill the addresses of the others. __________________ 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i\|DCT\|M-Sport\|iDrive\|Premium Sound\|Heated Seats\|Comfort Access\|PDC\|Deep Sea Blue\|Cream [At the port of exit awaiting a shipping vessel since 8/17/12]
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DougLikesBMW Fapmin 435 Rep 2,660 Posts Drives: '03 E46 330Ci Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Plano, Texas iTrader: (0)	Phew...haha Mike Valley ftw.
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///M Protocol Guest 0 Rep n/a Posts Drives:	really? cool story bro but around my neck of the woods, no one would check out an E90 328i. they are too common around here
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Peanuto Private First Class 66 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	Also his new band Revolution Mother is decent. They are the song playing in the hangover when the dude throws the tuxes into the mercedes on the highway. He was also said dude throwing the tuxes.
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