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      05-22-2010, 07:44 AM   #45
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i usually charge $1000 an hour for consulting but since u are korean i will bill you 500, akward pauses could mean sexually tension or your convo just hit the wall, ass someone already said get her drunk/stoned and just relax and look at her like you want to pund her pussy, you could always ask have u been with a japanesguy before or if shee talks about seeing other guys or past rel ask did he have a big penis? or you can throw in something like have u tried korean sausage in a can?
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Did no one else read this? ROFLMAO
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Did no one else read this? ROFLMAO
i quit reading mpimping's posts
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      05-22-2010, 11:37 AM   #47
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i quit reading mpimping's posts
What's wrong with mpimping?
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haha you are too young grasshopper, mpimping goes way back to retard posts
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haha you are too young grasshopper, mpimping goes way back to retard posts
meh you will never understand the level of thinking that goes into my posts, and op should take the girl to alpine lookout, haha
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      05-22-2010, 04:22 PM   #51
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meh you will never understand the level of thinking that goes into my posts, and op should take the girl to alpine lookout, haha
i know what goes into it, it includes a lighter, some dank heads, and a nice piece
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      05-22-2010, 06:03 PM   #52
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What's wrong with mpimping?
it hurts me deeply to know that mpimping is an Asian.
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      05-22-2010, 06:40 PM   #53
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I actually think dinner is a great first date cause both parties have no choice to talk ( without the food in your mouth please ) unlike seeing a "movie" where you get to wimp out for a couple of hours !!!

Best thing to do is ask her questions like what she enjoys doing , hobbies , ambition in life but nooooooo questions regarding ex's no no no !!! Also try to remember one thing she says at the start and mention again later on in the evening so it'll impress her that you were listening ahem ahem !!

Try to keep things lively and fun .... last thing any girl or guy wants in a first date is seriousness and silence eewwwww !!! Give yourself credit where credit is due too .... if she's actually there with you on a date she's sacraficing her time from doing something else so it obviously is worth her while to be there with you ... relax and enjoy !!!

You can thank me sometime soon Goood luck !!
This is one of the better responses in this thread. I've learned that movies are not a first date thing. When you first take someone out you should have an opportunity to get to know her. You can't do that with a movie.

If possible try to do a couple of small things rather than one big thing. For example, instead of just going to dinner and movie, you should take her out for ice cream, ice skating, karaoke like you did, play pool, coffee, checking out a book/game, etc. It will make her feel like she's known you for a while.

Like Elaine said- if she's agreed to go on a date with you that means she's already interested in you. So don't be a jackass and screw things up trying to impress her with stuff. Girls don't like guys that brag about things they've accomplished, women they've dated (good or bad), or too much about themselves. Just ask questions about her (casually and try to make it flow). Don't turn it into an interrogation where you end up asking things like when she usually takes showers and stuff.

For the next date, find out what she likes to do and plan something accordingly. For example, if she's a fan of Broadway then you should take her to go see a Broadway show. G'luck with everything and if you don't get some by the 3rd or so date you should gtfo. (I kid I kid)...
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guys whats up with the hostility over mpinping , and how am i a troll here bro

im going out to smoke some bud and i get a call from the chick asking if want to get coffee round midnight.

so should i not go or go high as fuck lol can't say no to free weed.

hey sam and mpin are you korean?
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Lie about everything!!! Wait nvm.

Ask about girl shit. Don't talk about football.
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guys whats up with the hostility over mpinping , and how am i a troll here bro

im going out to smoke some bud and i get a call from the chick asking if want to get coffee round midnight.

so should i not go or go high as fuck lol can't say no to free weed.

hey sam and mpin are you korean?
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i am korean and samwoo is chinese or tw i think. i am in rockland and my neighbor wants a few dubs if your man can come through.
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guys whats up with the hostility over mpinping , and how am i a troll here bro

im going out to smoke some bud and i get a call from the chick asking if want to get coffee round midnight.

so should i not go or go high as fuck lol can't say no to free weed.

hey sam and mpin are you korean?
I am of kungpao decent, don't get it twisted son
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Damn. Mpimping ftw.
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I am of kungpao decent, don't get it twisted son
like the chicken?
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like the chicken?
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