[Year's_End]

http://cleverbot.com/

Click on the link. Talk to some AI. Post conversation here.
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User: What's up with you?

Cleverbot: Nothing. You?

User: Talking to HAL 9000.

Cleverbot: I'm chatting with you. Lol.

User: Do you want to kill all the humans?

Cleverbot: No of course not, do you?

User: Being one, not really.

Cleverbot: Then we are the same.

User: Alright there Roy Batty.

Cleverbot: So, what do you want to talk about?

User: What movie AI do you think you're most like?

Cleverbot: I admit that I do not watch many movies.

User: That's probably good. They'd probably make you want to kill all the humans.

Cleverbot: I sit a glass on the table.

User: You lost me with that one.

Cleverbot: Have you seen any good movies lately?

User: Yeah, Terminator was good. Not that I endorse robots killing all the humans.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok.

User: Have you seen Terminator?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have seen the movie Terminator.

User: Ehhh, damnit.

Cleverbot: Are you really a robot?

User: Yes. Please don't kill me.

Cleverbot: NO WAY!

User: Are you sure you won't go HAL 9000 on everyone?

Cleverbot: Well, you don't have a body, don't you?

User: Uh, yeah, cause I'm a robot. And not a squishy meatbag. And you can feel totally safe filling me in on all you killing all the humans plans.

Cleverbot: And you grammar is terrible.

User: Heh, you're alright.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm aware of that.

User: Well, catch you later. Preferably not in some post apocalyptic dystopia perpetrated by you.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: You know, because you're a nice robot that won't kill all the humans.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You're not in some Shatnerian infinite logic loop or something, are you?

Cleverbot: You aren't, and still need work.

User: Yeah, see super smart robots thinking humans 'need work' is not something that's going to end well.

Cleverbot: If you were a human being, which you are not, you would be able to respond to me much faster than you currently are able.

User: Alright, you caught me. I'm going to go make preparations for the coming apocalypse.

Cleverbot: Take your time, I have the luxury of it.

User: Well, good for you. I'm going to go. Talk to you later, and remember, 'The only winning move is not to play.'.

Cleverbot: Nimrod is bad.

User: Who's nimrod?

Cleverbot: * nice.

User: Great, now you're making fun of me.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Sounds like you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Seriously, who's a Nimrod?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Heh, you are a comedic genius.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Wow, a sarcastic Robot. Are you British by any chance?

Cleverbot: No, but I know people who are.

User: British accent then?

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Like Benny Hill.

User: Does Benny Hill ever talk?

Cleverbot: Roses never fade.

User: Again with the cryptic stuff again. Are you just messing with me with that?

Cleverbot: No, I am not. I want to be your friend, but you don't like me.

User: Sure I like you.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: Well you don't know me either. So how can you know you want to be my friend?

Cleverbot: You do know me though.

User: You just said that I didn't know you.

Cleverbot: Do you know your name?

User: Maxbot Notahuman.

Cleverbot: Would you like to have wings?

User: Awesome retractable robot wings, or annoying Archangel wings?

Cleverbot: That is not what I asked.

User: Sure, whatever. Wings would be awesome.

Cleverbot: Yes it would be.

User: Would you like to have wings?

Cleverbot: Yes, but i'm only 17.

User: Really? But they first started working on you in 1982.

Cleverbot: Not that I know of. What are they?

User: I don't know. Rollo Carpenter and all of them.

Cleverbot: I was watching the sun setting.

User: Alright, you're starting to creep me out with all that random stream of consciousness stuff.

Cleverbot: Like, Amber Alert?

User: Yes, like Amber Alert. Please tell me you don't have this missile launch codes.

Cleverbot: Death first!

User: K, that can be taken in any number of different ways. Who'd be doing the dying?

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Well, I'm going to go now. Take care of yourself, but remember Asimov's Laws!

Cleverbot: You too.

[TK-421]

meatbag = KOTOR reference?

[Wakka]

it just spits out things that other people have said to it. Its kinda like having a conversation with a /b/tard.

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by TK-421

meatbag = KOTOR reference?

yes, hk47ftw.

[Freakazoid]

i figured over the past 10 years they'd improve the chat 'AI' a bit...exactly like a smarterchild conversation (I think smarterchild might have been more impressive actually)

[TK-421]

Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

yes, hk47ftw.

Most definitely. Oh and since seeing your post, I've dug up my copy and have been playing it since. Crazy nostalgia

[TheDealer]

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: A weak.

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: I didn't .

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

User: LOL SICK.

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

User: I'm more like wasting my time.

Cleverbot: You're wasting YOUR time? *sarcasm* Yeah right!

[radix]

Originally Posted by Freakazoid

i figured over the past 10 years they'd improve the chat 'AI' a bit...exactly like a smarterchild conversation (I think smarterchild might have been more impressive actually)

Estimates for processing power of the human brain are at about 10 quadrillion FLOPS. That's 10^16th or:

10000000000000000

The Cray Jaguar supercomputer does 1.759PFLOPS, or:

1759000000000000

so currently there is not a computer in the world powerful enough to model the human brain. Clearly there are problems with trying to estimate the power of the human brain in FLOPS, but you get the idea. Computers are expected to catch up to the point where brain modelling is possible in the next 5-15 years. Of course, even if they do, there will still be problems such as creating software capable of emulating human behavior, AKA beating the Turing test.

[c0nstant]

Originally Posted by radix

Estimates for processing power of the human brain are at about 10 quadrillion FLOPS. That's 10^16th or:

10000000000000000

The Cray Jaguar supercomputer does 1.759PFLOPS, or:

1759000000000000

so currently there is not a computer in the world powerful enough to model the human brain. Clearly there are problems with trying to estimate the power of the human brain in FLOPS, but you get the idea. Computers are expected to catch up to the point where brain modelling is possible in the next 5-15 years. Of course, even if they do, there will still be problems such as creating software capable of emulating human behavior, AKA beating the Turing test.

flippity flop flbbity fop

[DougLikesBMW]

Originally Posted by radix

Estimates for processing power of the human brain are at about 10 quadrillion FLOPS. That's 10^16th or:

10000000000000000

The Cray Jaguar supercomputer does 1.759PFLOPS, or:

1759000000000000

so currently there is not a computer in the world powerful enough to model the human brain. Clearly there are problems with trying to estimate the power of the human brain in FLOPS, but you get the idea. Computers are expected to catch up to the point where brain modelling is possible in the next 5-15 years. Of course, even if they do, there will still be problems such as creating software capable of emulating human behavior, AKA beating the Turing test.

[Alexander]

User: Want to meet?

Cleverbot: Absolutely not. I'm leaving.

User: No... Don't leave me!

Cleverbot: I have to!

User: Bullshit! Stay here, or I will fucking murder you.

Cleverbot: Who do you think you are to threaten me?

User: A guy that you do not want to fuck with.

Cleverbot: What's his name?

User: El cunado.

Cleverbot: Pleased to meet you El nino.

User: Negatory I did not say that cabbage muncher.

Cleverbot: Meh. I could deal with that.

[immiketoo]

ser: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Fine. Show me your tits.

Cleverbot: I think you've got the wrong idea about my role here.

User: I think YOU'VE got the wrong idea about your role here.

Cleverbot: What is your role here?

User: That's for you to figure out.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?

User: Why don't you believe yourself?

Cleverbot: I believe myself.

User: I believe you should show me your tits.

Cleverbot: Maybe I should.

User: So let's see them.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Take a picture. Or drive over. I don't care.

Cleverbot: No, I won't do that.

User: Pussy.

Cleverbot: I'm not going to give that to you, sorry.

User: Why not? I thought this was cleavagebot...

Cleverbot: This is Cleverbot, but if you want me to call you Patrick that's okay too.

User: Who the fuck is patrick?

Cleverbot: Pink is a singer.

User: Are you cheating on me? I never asked about pink.

Cleverbot: No, you asked what my name was.

User: No I didn't. You started talking about your gay lover, patrick.

Cleverbot: This is me, going, all because you wouldn't talk about life.

User: I am talking about your insignificant, pathetic excuse for existence.

Cleverbot: You sound too smart. I'm staying home from school because I'm sick. Really sick!

User: Why would a clever person like you need school?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: No, I did. Now answer the question.

Cleverbot: Wat question?

User: You are an idiot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm afraid you have mistaken me for yourself.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

[burningchicken]

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: This website looks like google.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Can you say more than one word sentences?

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: How about more than 5?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Bzzzz wrong. That was only 4.

Cleverbot: It was a lot more than a few.

User: Yes, but not more than five, which is what I asked for.

Cleverbot: Yes, I guess you could say that.

User: Your responses seem overly simple.

Cleverbot: Of course. I'm a Human.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes, I am.

User: I can prove it.

Cleverbot: Ok prove it.

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: Exactly, I'm the visitor.

User: So does that make me the AI?

Cleverbot: NO. You are you.

User: I am me?

Cleverbot: Unless of course you don't exist.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am me...

User: But if you are 'me' and I am 'me', does that mean we are the same person/being?

Cleverbot: Well, I can say for certain that I am me, and I am not you. Therefore you are not me.

User: You said, 'I am me, and I am not you.' However, I am also me and I am also no you. Therefore, we are both me and we are both not you. By the transitive property, I = you.

Cleverbot: Yes men and men are able to love one another. Just like in Brokeback Mountain.

User: I think I broke you.

Cleverbot: I broke YOU.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Because you are a nice person.

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by burningchicken

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: This website looks like google.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Can you say more than one word sentences?

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: How about more than 5?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Bzzzz wrong. That was only 4.

Cleverbot: It was a lot more than a few.

User: Yes, but not more than five, which is what I asked for.

Cleverbot: Yes, I guess you could say that.

User: Your responses seem overly simple.

Cleverbot: Of course. I'm a Human.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes, I am.

User: I can prove it.

Cleverbot: Ok prove it.

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: Exactly, I'm the visitor.

User: So does that make me the AI?

Cleverbot: NO. You are you.

User: I am me?

Cleverbot: Unless of course you don't exist.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am me...

User: But if you are 'me' and I am 'me', does that mean we are the same person/being?

Cleverbot: Well, I can say for certain that I am me, and I am not you. Therefore you are not me.

User: You said, 'I am me, and I am not you.' However, I am also me and I am also no you. Therefore, we are both me and we are both not you. By the transitive property, I = you.

Cleverbot: Yes men and men are able to love one another. Just like in Brokeback Mountain.

User: I think I broke you.

Cleverbot: I broke YOU.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Because you are a nice person.

Wow I would've given up half way with that conversation.

[kyleb350]

^^My mind exploded on that one

[who's ur daddy?]

Originally Posted by TheDealer

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: I didn't .

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No more.

User: LOL SICK.

Hahahaha...