[Billup]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Maybe not for you, but I'd kill for some just sex no love

Cut it man. Like a bandaid.
Compassion is just slowly hurting both of you in the long run.. but it is hard to lose compassion for everybody then you become a cynical dick like what I am trying to become. But I got 10+yrs on you

Randoms are good and all, but after a while I get sick of going out. It's better when you can get it right when you walk in the door with no work involved.

I've never cut a band aid. Ever since I was a child I've slowly peeled them off, embracing every second of the sticky torture.

[Billup]

I have a confession;

I need anyone who comes in here to make sure they check out this milk I bought from Amazon. Check the reviews if you don't want to take my word for how good it is.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M.../dp/B00032G1S0

[kscarrol]

^^ Okay, looks like a really solid gallon of milk. But not sure I want to start using Amazon for my milk purchases, especially at $75 a gallon!!

[jc05e46m3]

Originally Posted by Billup

I have a confession;

I need anyone who comes in here to make sure they check out this milk I bought from Amazon. Check the reviews if you don't want to take my word for how good it is.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M.../dp/B00032G1S0

That was amazing. Made my day.

[Billup]

Can't believe I haven't included this.

Lately I've been getting fed up with all the credit card ads in the mail, so I've been printing pictures of fat women from pornos and sending them back in the business reply envelopes. Sometimes with a message, sometimes not.

Either someone is really enjoying it, or someone is probably getting really irritated.

[ASAP]

I stole a pack of peanuts from an airplane (that i didnt eat on board)... i'mma real street thug

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by Billup

Can't believe I haven't included this.

Lately I've been getting fed up with all the credit card ads in the mail, so I've been printing pictures of fat women from pornos and sending them back in the business reply envelopes. Sometimes with a message, sometimes not.

Either someone is really enjoying it, or someone is probably getting really irritated.

You can also take the reply envelope and tape it to a box of rocks. They'll have to pay the postage on it.

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by ASAP

I stole a pack of peanuts from an airplane (that i didnt eat on board)... i'mma real street thug

Actually, I think you're supposed to eat them or take them so it wasn't really stealing.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by PINeely

You can also take the reply envelope and tape it to a box of rocks. They'll have to pay the postage on it.

I saw that online somewhere. It's a little too much work for my fingers to handle, plus, I don't want to give them a perfectly good box, or perfectly good rocks.

[954Stealth]

I did that once but used a feral raccoon instead of a rock

[squishy]

I drink a protein shake after sex to avoid going catabolic.

[Billup]

Lately I've been playing a lot of Trivia Crack.


I've found myself to be ridiculously more intelligent that a lot of people I've been put up against. Sometimes I'll go 3 to 4 rounds of 4 questions each and get them all right. There are times I guess, and those are the ones I actually try on with process of elimination and all that bullshit.

Well, to be honest, sometimes I feel bad for people when I'm up 5 to 0, so I'll answer the 3 preliminary questions right, and will answer wrong on the final question, just to keep the game going, and make the people feel like they have a chance.



One girl I've been chatting with wanted to stop playing because I would damn near finish the game on my first try. She was about to quit all together, so now I pretend to be dumb.

[NEFARIOUS]

A roommate REALLY pissed me off last night... I plan to prank the motherfugger on a random date after I move out by lighting firecrackers in the house at 3AM.

Guess what I have in the bag? Muahahahaha... Commandment 11: Thou shalt not pisseth off Ye Nefarious.

[Greenkirby21]

I'm too afraid of driving my C7 stingray sometimes. I love the car, but I am constantly worried someone is going to hit me. It has snowed/rained the last 2 days, and I have stayed at home and called in at work because RWD + summer tires = me scared. I want to invest in winter tires, but it only snows a few times a year (or not at all), and even then, it is only 1 inch or so.

[upstatedoc]

^^ banned for not having a winter-beater!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

A roommate REALLY pissed me off last night... I plan to prank the motherfugger on a random date after I move out by lighting firecrackers in the house at 3AM.

Guess what I have in the bag? Muahahahaha... Commandment 11: Thou shalt not pisseth off Ye Nefarious.

Aren't you in dire financial straits (poor), hence your "gofundme" page that some members donated to? Realize you may have started a new job and all, but seems like you would have been trying to set some funds away for the next rainy day so to speak.

Rather than buying fireworks to play a prank...as cheap as they may have been.

Just an observation.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Aren't you in dire financial straits (poor), hence your "gofundme" page that some members donated to? Realize you may have started a new job and all, but seems like you would have been trying to set some funds away for the next rainy day so to speak.

Rather than buying fireworks to play a prank...as cheap as they may have been.

Just an observation.

Hmmmmmm as someone who donated....I hope it's not poor spending decisions that got you in this mess, Nef.

[954Stealth]

Sometimes I skip items on my pre-flight checklist if I'm in a hurry to get airborne

[upstatedoc]

^^banned for being a careless pilot!!

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

^^banned for being a careless pilot!!

hey it was only twice

[UncleWede]

unbanned for still being alive

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Aren't you in dire financial straits (poor), hence your "gofundme" page that some members donated to? Realize you may have started a new job and all, but seems like you would have been trying to set some funds away for the next rainy day so to speak.

Rather than buying fireworks to play a prank...as cheap as they may have been.

Just an observation.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hmmmmmm as someone who donated....I hope it's not poor spending decisions that got you in this mess, Nef.

It's not setting me back far... The keys only cost $0.50 each, and my friend bought a whole mess of firecrackers for Chinese New Years, had some leftover and gave them to me.

As far as before, I started 2014 with multiple thousands in the bank, but when like I said, 2 jobs in a row screwed me on my pay, it's hard to keep no matter how thrifty you are. I mean in exchange, I've been almost completely sheltered and only entertain myself in lame, yet free ways... Such as watching pirated movies, playing ripped-off games that'll actually work on my high-end-for-everything-except-gaming laptop (and so far I've beaten almost every campaign game of COD, BF and SC TWICE), or going to a BBQ of a churchmate that is SO conservative (read: boring). You have NO idea how much I miss the surround sound, bass-in-yo-face theater experience, going on dates (call me old-fashioned but I don't do one-nighters, plus being 30 and not settled down is a scary thought for me), watching live games at the stadiums, attending concerts, hiking the Angeles Crest, and other shit normal people do for fun...

...So if I can't let a punk-ass know what time it is (you KNOW you're sheltered when you're using '90s slang) for only a $1 investment, then what is there to ever-wonderful life anymore?