[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Bhai, I'm gonna roll up to the bar Abhishek Bachchan style, pull out a gat on the valet boy for absolutely no reason, and then proceed to unbutton my shirt while a soft Hawaiian breeze gently caresses my nipples. As everyone stands in shock, I will fire a couple rounds in the group of gun-control feminists (the kind who's top lips never touch the bottom lips; see pic below) before proceeding to wink at the woke feminist in the left corner of the bar. Gonna walk up to Kelly with a bag of Cheetos in my hand like, "I'm dangerous."

Replace Abhishek with Salman, and have the breeze unbutton your shirt for you (like how he does). And bhai, you need the Haldiram packets, not that Cheetos. That's some gora shit.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Networking.

Why TF didn't I think of that?

Aatish for president.

Always good to scout prospects for my secretary position :b

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Always good to scout prospects for my secretary position :b

Scouting for you secretary? Not the first lady? Or will you already have a first lady and you're looking for a side piece?

Savage.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Replace Abhishek with Salman, and have the breeze unbutton your shirt for you (like how he does). And bhai, you need the Haldiram packets, not that Cheetos. That's some gora shit.

BHAI! Mere aage chiaya chiaya ho jay ge!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Ew no

Cmon now what's wrong with her?!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Scouting for you secretary? Not the first lady? Or will you already have a first lady and you're looking for a side piece?

Savage.

Lol, I've got time before a first lady. Need a secretary for some "clerical" work

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

BHAI! Mere aage chiaya chiaya ho jay ge!

[Verbiage]

Need moar screenshots.


I'm not posting more RN because I'm waiting for this fucking super like to renew for this bad joint.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

White walkers/walking dead/zombie

Pick one.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Ok guys. Dress and heels or jeans and flats for my arrival

Save sexy for later. Need to whet his appetite.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, I've got time before a first lady. Need a secretary for some "clerical" work

Yeah. Lots of Diction, stuffing envelopes, and expense reports.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Yeah. Lots of Diction, stuffing envelopes, and expense reports.

You have the right idea lol

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, I've got time before a first lady. Need a secretary for some "clerical" work

Oh yeah, I have all kinds of "clerical" work. I think I need an assistant too.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Need moar screenshots.


I'm not posting more RN because I'm waiting for this fucking super like to renew for this bad joint.

Screenshot of bad bish.

[Mike.]

car shopping is tiring, what did I miss?

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Ok guys. Dress and heels or jeans and flats for my arrival

Heels. Always heels.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Heels. Always heels.

Why was that even a question?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Why was that even a question?

You did NOT just bring that song out of the mothballs.

2L2Q

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Why was that even a question?

These heathens want to see a woman in flats. Savages.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You did NOT just bring that song out of the mothballs.

2L2Q

Oh yes I did.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Oh yes I did.

I Haven't been around much of late. How about you? Need to catch up.

BTW, your advice is always sound.

I just think Sara504 has enough going on to impress with flats the first time around. High heels to close the deal next time.

I was a fan (no leg humping), first time I saw her feet on OT. No foot fetish. Just could tell she takes care of herself.

[smoosh]

Dayyyum y'all haha. Such a sweet girl. Absolutely lovely. Amazing booty too

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Dayyyum y'all haha. Such a sweet girl. Absolutely lovely. Amazing booty too

Huh? You're back from a date?