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      08-04-2015, 05:29 AM   #3411
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Actually there seems to be more guys interested in him just within this thread
I'm interested to see how he compares in reality to the persona he's built up on here. Expectations are high! This will be fun
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      08-04-2015, 10:45 AM   #3412
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I'm chubby for my standards so if (and when) I do it/ it's going to be shirtless and inside my car with the engine running, while constantly shifting gears.

I need about 4 weeks to get it back down under 9% body fat
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      08-04-2015, 10:51 AM   #3413
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Let the man speak his words of truth & wisdom!!!
So...A man says that you sound sexy ?
That really s@cks my friend !
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      08-04-2015, 11:12 AM   #3414
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So...A man says that you sound sexy ?
That really s@cks my friend !
Wrong.

A man says he sounds sexy means he has options from which to choose while deciding who does the sucking.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      08-04-2015, 11:17 AM   #3415
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Wrong.

A man says he sounds sexy means he has options from which to choose while deciding who does the sucking.
My goodness
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      08-04-2015, 11:17 AM   #3416
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Wrong.

A man says he sounds sexy means he has options from which to choose while deciding who does the sucking.
That s@cks too !
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      08-04-2015, 11:20 AM   #3417
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My goodness
21st century.

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That s@cks too !
No, men have the right to say no these days. We are so advanced here in the USA.
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      08-04-2015, 11:43 AM   #3418
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21st century.
This is where my puritanical American roots scream no.
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      08-04-2015, 11:46 AM   #3419
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This is where my puritanical American roots scream no.
Haha! Don't be a hater.
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      08-04-2015, 11:50 AM   #3420
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Haha! Don't be a hater.
Should have clarified that *personally speaking*...no.

I'll be the first dude in line defending a dude's right to suck another dude's weewee or marry or whatever the hell they want to do
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      08-04-2015, 11:53 AM   #3421
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Should have clarified that *personally speaking*...no.

I'll be the first dude in line defending a dude's right to suck another dude's weewee or marry or whatever the hell they want to do
Haha, I know you. You're the sort who lets even women drive M's so I'd say nobody pictures you as a person who'd limit weewee usage in such manner.

Wow, even I got confused by that sentence.
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      08-04-2015, 11:57 AM   #3422
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Haha, I know you. You're the sort who lets even women drive M's so I'd say nobody pictures you as a person who'd limit weewee usage in such manner.

Wow, even I got confused by that sentence.
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      08-04-2015, 10:14 PM   #3423
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Now..... I think it is NEFARIOUS ' turn.
True... We've been in occasional communication, except I gave her my number and 4-5 messengers, and she still PMs me on Bimmerpost after midnight when 1. I don't have the app on my phone, and 2. For the past few weeks I've been asked to do installations in Bum-f*** Egypt so I've been having to get up early, so I was usually asleep by 10. But, now that the contract assignment is over and my next assignment isn't until next week, I'm free for now.
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Go easy on him.

[Nef's comment... WTF did I just see?!?]
My edit explains my sentiments... I'm not THAT bad. I rant or get pissed when I'm upset, but I DO NOT act like THAT
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      08-04-2015, 10:35 PM   #3424
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Now..... I think it is NEFARIOUS ' turn.
True... We've been in occasional communication, except I gave her my number and 4-5 messengers, and she still PMs me on Bimmerpost after midnight when 1. I don't have the app on my phone, and 2. For the past few weeks I've been asked to do installations in Bum-f*** Egypt so I've been having to get up early, so I was usually asleep by 10. But, now that the contract assignment is over and my next assignment isn't until next week, I'm free for now.
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Go easy on him.

[Nef's comment... WTF did I just see?!?]
My edit explains my sentiments... I'm not THAT bad. I rant or storm when I get pissed, but not act like THAT
I don't give out my number to strangers and I don't have the apps you have on my phone so that's why I PM you hoping you happen to be on the forum when I have time.
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      08-04-2015, 10:49 PM   #3425
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I don't give out my number to strangers and I don't have the apps you have on my phone so that's why I PM you hoping you happen to be on the forum when I have time.
"Strangers"
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      08-05-2015, 10:26 AM   #3426
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      08-05-2015, 02:52 PM   #3427
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      08-05-2015, 06:00 PM   #3428
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Wrong.

A man says he sounds sexy means he has options from which to choose while deciding who does the sucking.
unsee....Unsee....UNSEE!!!!
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      08-05-2015, 06:06 PM   #3429
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unsee....Unsee....UNSEE!!!!
Does this mean you want me to post pics of such action so you'd have a reason to say that? I can edit.
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      08-05-2015, 07:02 PM   #3430
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Does this mean you want me to post pics of such action so you'd have a reason to say that? I can edit.
No no....I'm good
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True... We've been in occasional communication, except I gave her my number and 4-5 messengers, and she still PMs me on Bimmerpost after midnight when 1. I don't have the app on my phone, and 2. For the past few weeks I've been asked to do installations in Bum-f*** Egypt so I've been having to get up early, so I was usually asleep by 10. But, now that the contract assignment is over and my next assignment isn't until next week, I'm free for now.

My edit explains my sentiments... I'm not THAT bad. I rant or get pissed when I'm upset, but I DO NOT act like THAT
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I don't give out my number to strangers and I don't have the apps you have on my phone so that's why I PM you hoping you happen to be on the forum when I have time.
Tonight?
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      08-06-2015, 01:54 AM   #3432
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Tonight?
Damn... Feels flattering to be in demand!
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