[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

eheheh a couple of 911s and a boxster I think

Now theyre whipping the range, the long ass jaguar and I THINK an s550 but Im not sure on the last one

Dude what are you gonna offer as a dowry for her? They're loaded.


335i will need bigger turbo.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude what are you gonna offer as a dowry for her? They're loaded.


335i will need bigger turbo.

I got her that 100.00 starbucks cup thats a start HAHAH

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I got her that 100.00 starbucks cup thats a start HAHAH

And she seemed to enjoy that pretty highly.. you just might be in brotha!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude what are you gonna offer as a dowry for her? They're loaded.


335i will need bigger turbo.

Is she Indian? The girl's family pays the dowry.

OT elite party in Vegas! Mike's picking up the bill!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Is she Indian? The girl's family pays the dowry.

OT elite party in Vegas! Mike's picking up the bill!

Nah she ain't but I just thought it would be funny.

LOL @ OT elite. AKA non-Medicare recipient/retirement party.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

catfished, between phone calls and emails for few months. it was getting boring.
she kept cancelling last minute.

Maybe she was nervous?

I know I get too nervous every single night to approach the 5'7" blonde chick with bright blue eyes carrying a Dolce purse, and wind up hiding in the bushes. She also gets nervous sometimes when she hears a soft thumping sound that goes something like "fap fap fap fap fap"

One day you may brb 5% crew

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I was with one indian girl, smokin hot but oh my god insane--like pulled the race card because I didnt want to pick her up 40 mins away and then drive out east then drive her ass back.

"oh you think because youre white you dont have to pick me up" literally word for word

Yup, seems about right.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm a fan of brunettes too.

Brunette + Blue eyes = god roll

Indian girl with blue eyes =

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Damn! No more "blind" dates for me.



I'm surprised you're still around. Jk.

verbiage, what does that even mean?

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Indian girl with blue eyes =

Is that even possible? lol

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Is that even possible? lol

Yes, Bhai. I've seen 2 in my life. Both in Mumbai. Both were Kingfisher models.

Ashwariya also has blue eyes

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

verbiage, what does that even mean?

[Mike.]

I can't quote these posts on mobile!!

No she's white, resembles Kim K. The new apartment they're moving I'm scared off. I doubt the bell hop will let me in. I already voiced my concern with her and she told me to stop being a bitch persay

I'm considered OT elite? Shit I sold out haaaaa

But yeah let's go! I am not footing the bill though because you guys would order vats of grey goose with fire shooting from the rim

[nyalpine90]

Kim K has a fake butt

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Nah she ain't but I just thought it would be funny.

LOL @ OT elite. AKA non-Medicare recipient/retirement party.

I mean, we're not trying to scare the girls away. OT is already a sausage fest.

Originally Posted by smoosh

Maybe she was nervous?

I once had a girl that was super nervous around me. You could hear it in her voice. Kind of felt bad for her.

Originally Posted by Aatish

Indian girl with blue eyes =

They exist!?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I can't quote these posts on mobile!!

No she's white, resembles Kim K. The new apartment they're moving I'm scared off. I doubt the bell hop will let me in. I already voiced my concern with her and she told me to stop being a bitch persay

I'm considered OT elite? Shit I sold out haaaaa

But yeah let's go! I am not footing the bill though because you guys would order vats of grey goose with fire shooting from the rim

Goose?! You mean Dom.

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

Kim K has a fake butt

I'd still eat it like groceries.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Goose?! You mean Dom.

I'd still eat it like groceries.

Oh fuck that to both of those comments!! Hahhahah

[Aatish]

Aishwarya = bae

[IMG]http://www.masala.com/sites/default/...oct30_full.jpg[/IMG]

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I'm considered OT elite? Shit I sold out haaaaa

But yeah let's go! I am not footing the bill though because you guys would order vats of grey goose with fire shooting from the rim

Goose? Who the fuck is ordering goose. Ace of Spades to show off and Macallan 25 to sip on.

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

Kim K has a fake butt

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I'd still eat it like groceries.

[Aatish]

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Big butts terrify me.

[nyalpine90]

i pass, all yours Verbiage

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Big butts terrify me.

Ginormous butts scare me, but I do enjoy me a nice big butt and I cannot lie.