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      12-08-2015, 12:45 PM   #3565
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I mean, that's the best plan of attack right? Find the richest dude to screw, get pregnant, collect checks, drive a BMW.
i think u must...
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I mean, that's the best plan of attack right? Find the richest dude to screw, get pregnant, collect checks, drive a BMW.
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      12-08-2015, 12:48 PM   #3567
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The kind that vibrate....or spin AND vibrate?
That information is currently classified
By not answering - we will all assume Both!

You can clarify for the group of you're closest Internet friends and spare yourself....
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      12-08-2015, 12:51 PM   #3568
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i think u must...
What? It's solid advice.
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      12-08-2015, 12:53 PM   #3569
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I will take you to the right places when we all meet up in Vegas for MFest. You will see a whole new side to shopping.
There's a side where I don't end up with stuff or my time won't be spent in a shop, and I don't have to spend a dime? I'm in!
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      12-08-2015, 12:55 PM   #3570
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What? It's solid advice.
not the best
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When is MFest?
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      12-08-2015, 12:57 PM   #3572
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not the best
Explain your reasons.


You'd get some dick, bunch of money, a child to love forever....
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There's a side where I don't end up with stuff or my time won't be spent in a shop, and I don't have to spend a dime? I'm in!
It's official. Lups is a man.
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It's official. Lups is a man.
Nah just a weird foreigner. Maybe all Finns are like that.
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It's official. Lups is a man.
I just don't get it. Like none of it.

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Nah just a weird foreigner. Maybe all Finns are like that.
I'm a man! God damnit, protect my image!
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      12-08-2015, 01:05 PM   #3576
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Explain your reasons.


You'd get some dick, bunch of money, a child to love forever....

too much to type lol
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When is MFest?
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Anyone heard anything?
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Nah just a weird foreigner. Maybe all Finns are like that.
Who is the Finn? Vittu!
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I married a Finn. The Sisu is strong in that one.
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I married a Finn. The Sisu is strong in that one.
Yeah, you clearly have learned the two most important words. Remember to add perkele to your vocabulary and you're good to go!
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Yeah, you clearly have learned the two most important words. Remember to add perkele to your vocabulary and you're good to go!
Why have you not taught me any Finn words yet?
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      12-08-2015, 02:00 PM   #3583
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because Finnish males don't open their mouth. There's still hope for you/lups yet!!!
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Why have you not taught me any Finn words yet?
Yeah dude, what Wade said!
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because Finnish males don't open their mouth. There's still hope for you/lups yet!!!
Ha, yeah, like I'd believe that!
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