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      12-08-2015, 11:19 PM   #3609
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I would rather she used me to sign hers than pee on her.
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That's very interesting. I can see what you mean about the spontaneity, although I don't know how I'd feel about that particular activity. Thank you for sharing!
It's kind of like porn..., you end up sitting there for about 5 minutes after you're done watching completely questioning what you just chose to watch..., because you might not even want to do it IRL.


Like I watched some BBW shit the other day because I was curious...., hmpf. That was a bigger let down than I was prepared for.
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      12-09-2015, 09:18 AM   #3611
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      12-09-2015, 11:33 AM   #3615
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I had a gf back in the day that I mildly choked during sex and she really liked it. Then it turned into more and more until I started to feel kinda bad. My friends took to calling me the strangler for years.
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It's kind of like porn..., you end up sitting there for about 5 minutes after you're done watching completely questioning what you just chose to watch..., because you might not even want to do it IRL.
This.

Every once and a while I go to the categories section and finding out new categories I never knew could exist or be a thing. Like clown porn or monster porn, etc.
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I had a gf back in the day that I mildly choked during sex and she really liked it. Then it turned into more and more until I started to feel kinda bad. My friends took to calling me the strangler for years.
what the....
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      12-09-2015, 11:37 AM   #3618
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This.

Every once and a while I go to the categories section and finding out new categories I never knew could exist or be a thing. Like clown porn or monster porn, etc.
Forum already introduced you to midget and Goat porn right?
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      12-09-2015, 11:37 AM   #3619
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I know right. Didn't end because of that but was little weird. Although I did also kinda like it.
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choking isn't that weird. I had a gf who was into it as well as some other similar shit. It's kind of weird at 1st as you can obviously crush a windpipe. It's that whole dominance thing I think. Once you get into it I guess it can be fun.
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Forum already introduced you to midget and Goat porn right?
My wife introduced me to midget porn actually, for some reason she had an old VHS tape of midget porn. I think she said an ex gave it to her or something. I mean I think I saw stuff like it before on StileProject back in the day, but never a full length movie. FWIW it didn't do anything for me, it's almost more shock value. Kind of thing you put on the TV during a party just to see who notices.

Goat porn eh? Do go on...
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The whole secret Santa is full of goat porn references. I've always wanted to bang a midget! Not a goat.
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I've always wanted to bang a midget!
You still can! I assume they cost less then normal pros
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I'm married. Stems from meeting one I actually thought was hot about 15 years back. Most are rather ugly.
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      12-09-2015, 11:54 AM   #3625
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I'm married. Stems from meeting one I actually thought was hot about 15 years back. Most are rather ugly.
Meeting one what? A midget? A goat? A hot goat midget?
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You still can! I assume they cost less then normal pros
Not true. Male escorts charge by the inch, midgets on the other hand are more expensive than normal pros since they are easier to hide from the spouse if they charge to the scene. Why do you think people have garden elves?
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Meeting one what? A midget? A goat? A hot goat midget?
No, he only wants the ultimate sex-mutation with the alien from Prometheus.
Proof of my statement is his avatar pic ..
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Meeting one what? A midget? A goat? A hot goat midget?
A young lady who was also a midget.
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Chels loved it when I'd put both my palms pressed against her neck and held her down as I railed her. Good times.
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