[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Met up with some friends this weekend, one of them was married to a cute girl with an awesome peraonality, and her on Christian Mingle. Our friend (the host of a party we were at) met her spouse on match.com (and so did another friend I know)

I guess this online dating stuff is more legit and mainstream than I thought.

Christian Mingle. Fuck that. That's a site full of people that aren't looking to get laid until they're married.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mike.

hahah its a short story, I wouldnt want to waste her time.

I'm only 5'4" so maybe I'll like this story?
Please PM me link!

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Christian Mingle. Fuck that. That's a site full of people that aren't looking to get laid until they're married.

I know this is a hookup thread, but getting married (eventually) isn't the worst thing in the world.

Would probably still have to get laid on the side until that day comes though.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Christian Mingle. Fuck that. That's a site full of people that aren't looking to get laid until they're married.

Oh lord. No pun.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm only 5'4" so maybe I'll like this story?
Please PM me link!

5'4 and short story - Hhhhaaaaa, I get it.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I know this is a hookup thread, but getting married (eventually) isn't the worst thing in the world.

Would probably still have to get laid on the side until that day comes though.

This thread is for true love. Who said this was a hookup thread?!? :

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

This thread is for true love. Who said this was a hookup thread?!? :

Let's not get carried away now...

Anyhow, does anyone want to change their location to Tampa and show me the potential in this area?

[Verbiage]

Lol haha. Seeking Guinea pigs, eh.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol haha. Seeking Guinea pigs, eh.

Hey man, I'm pretty sure everyone wants to visit Florida eventually.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I know this is a hookup thread, but getting married (eventually) isn't the worst thing in the world.

Would probably still have to get laid on the side until that day comes though.

I never said I didn't want to get married. All I'm saying is, I want to know what I'm working with before I decide if I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

[Aatish]

So did anyone "light off any fireworks" this past weekend?

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Aatish

So did anyone "light off any fireworks" this past weekend?

Popped bottles and banged out supermodels without pointy elbows, you know how we do!

[Beartato]

So I signed up for Tinder, and in my area it might as well be Mormon Mingle. Damn you Utah!

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Beartato

So I signed up for Tinder, and in my area it might as well be Mormon Mingle. Damn you Utah!

You can rack those Mormons up dude

Just play innocent and spiritual. When they're least expecting it, turn them on their bellies, ass up, and tickle their buttholes with Satan's trident

Then, abruptly get up and sit on the floor legs crossed. Roll your eyes to the back of your head, dim the lights, and call Gemini to the room. "Sipsipsip hssssssss haaaah hssssss". Start drawing a pentagon on the floor, at the center, place a dead rat with belly up. "IIIIIII....I am the ONEEEE!!!" I...AM...." Quickly, bring your eyes back to the front of your head, use your newly obtained mind powers to knock some shit off the bookshelf... "GEMINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" Then walk to the back of the bedroom, face the wall. and start jacking off

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Bro/ Mormon chicks lick ass like a mother fucker.

You're in the Mecca!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I never said I didn't want to get married. All I'm saying is, I want to know what I'm working with before I decide if I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

Yeah. That's always a fear of mine.



I guess there's always ass eating?

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Aatish

So did anyone "light off any fireworks" this past weekend?

I blasted off a jizz rocket on sunday

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I blasted off a jizz rocket on sunday

Hahahaha oh lord.


As long as kidneys weren't involved.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Hahahaha oh lord.


As long as kidneys weren't involved.

Man, Im not into that kinky shit!!!

[Verbiage]

Shit, yeah the tags are serious now LOLOL.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Beartato

So I signed up for Tinder, and in my area it might as well be Mormon Mingle. Damn you Utah!

So you just date multiples at one time because it's a part of your religion.

[nyalpine90]

happy hump day