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      12-09-2015, 02:50 PM   #3653
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      12-09-2015, 02:53 PM   #3654
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Why didnt you join in Secret Santa?
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      12-09-2015, 02:57 PM   #3655
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aww. Well send me your P.O. Box, I'll mail you a postcard. Everyone deserves something. It's Christmas
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      12-09-2015, 03:11 PM   #3656
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aww. Well send me your P.O. Box, I'll mail you a postcard. Everyone deserves something. It's Christmas
I will think about it and of course about you too .
And with Christmas I'm going to cook a nice diner for my parents , you know I'm only child and they expect me at the house , so my invasion and preperation with the food will start from the 23.st
Hope they will like it, because both of my parents are not in good health..
Luckily for me the last week of the year I don't need to work and I will catch up a lot of sleep...You know I'm always working and lack of sleep...Ough !
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      12-09-2015, 05:03 PM   #3657
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Oh shit I had you confused with TheAxiom...
Old axius got enough about us ladies harassing him constantly and now he's testing my gender change defense. It ain't going so well for him: In a week Mr Belgium has suggested billie's beaver is his new target, and C5 driver challenged him into a purse slap fight and yet biorin an I keep asking him for booty shots.
Seriously... For the past month OT has become playgirl magazine... It's been a nightmare waking up and then BAM !!! Tonka in his tighty whiteys are the first things you see...
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      12-09-2015, 05:28 PM   #3658
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Seriously... For the past month OT has become playgirl magazine... It's been a nightmare waking up and then BAM !!! Tonka in his tighty whiteys are the first things you see...
I caught myself a few times considering how best to "pose" for my shot.



Then the alcohol wore off, and I came back to my senses. "Old Farts gone Wild" I just couldn't see that selling as well.
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      12-09-2015, 05:28 PM   #3659
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Seriously... For the past month OT has become playgirl magazine... It's been a nightmare waking up and then BAM !!! Tonka in his tighty whiteys are the first things you see...
Omg that avatar.

That's /r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces quality right there.
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      12-09-2015, 05:35 PM   #3660
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Seriously... For the past month OT has become playgirl magazine... It's been a nightmare waking up and then BAM !!! Tonka in his tighty whiteys are the first things you see...
Omg that avatar.

That's /r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces quality right there.
Oh another Reddit fan I see?? We can now be friends lol...
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      12-09-2015, 05:43 PM   #3661
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Oh another Reddit fan I see?? We can now be friends lol...
Sweet, let's meet up some time and make awkward small talk about memes, cat pictures, and the differences between a trilby and a fedora!
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      12-09-2015, 05:44 PM   #3662
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you've... just covered the entire being of reddit... now we don't have to meet up...

although the jennifer lawrence fad passed thank gawd...
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I caught myself a few times considering how best to "pose" for my shot.



Then the alcohol wore off, and I came back to my senses. "Old Farts gone Wild" I just couldn't see that selling as well.
Drink more!
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      12-09-2015, 05:46 PM   #3664
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Sweet, let's meet up some time and make awkward small talk about memes, cat pictures, and the differences between a trilby and a fedora!
Banana for scale? Or is that just Imgur? Insert questionable list of all GoneWild subreddits here...
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Banana for scale? Or is that just Imgur? Insert questionable list of all GoneWild subreddits here...
Just search the NSFW subreddits... i've gotten lost in there quite a few times... it's... glorious and horrific at the same time...
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      12-09-2015, 05:52 PM   #3666
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Banana for scale? Or is that just Imgur? Insert questionable list of all GoneWild subreddits here...
Also a reddit thing.

[F]irst post. Super shy, here's a 37MP shot of my bunghole.
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      12-09-2015, 06:00 PM   #3667
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Also a reddit thing.

[F]irst post. Super shy, here's a 37MP shot of my bunghole.
LMFAO... i just spat my drink on my keyboard...
You must be in NSFW section still...
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      12-10-2015, 12:59 AM   #3671
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Seriously... For the past month OT has become playgirl magazine... It's been a nightmare waking up and then BAM !!! Tonka in his tighty whiteys are the first things you see...
Don't make me post a picture in white bike shorts, or the new bib the bike shop chick talked me into.
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Seriously... For the past month OT has become playgirl magazine... It's been a nightmare waking up and then BAM !!! Tonka in his tighty whiteys are the first things you see...
Don't make me post a picture in white bike shorts, or the new bib the bike shop chick talked me into.
I thought we was cool??! What have I done to deserve such things??!! Wwwhhhyyyyyy??!!!!
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I thought we was cool??! What have I done to deserve such things??!! Wwwhhhyyyyyy??!!!!
Psychology 101..... if you keep talking about it, you must want to see more.

No?
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I thought we was cool??! What have I done to deserve such things??!! Wwwhhhyyyyyy??!!!!
Psychology 101..... if you keep talking about it, you must want to see more.

No?
Did anyone hear anything? I thought I heard Tonka... Hmmm, guess it must've been the wind...
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