Tinder/Dating Apps

F87LUV · 07-06-2016, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

We need some female participation in this thread. Please, roast away.

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Oh I have when drunk a time or 2. But if your gonna be the bitch in relationship might as well just wife that shit and give up. Otherwise hot karl, donkey punch, fist and dirty Sanchez away.

I legit just lol'd in real life.

This convo is way too nasty for any female participation.

silvergray545 · 07-06-2016, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude he's like the best poster.

1MOREMOD for president

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

This convo is way too nasty for any female participation.

Shhh. You know you're enjoying it.

1MOREMOD · 07-06-2016, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

What if you just want some ass play and that's the only way she'll let you do it?

Tell her to make you a sandwich, then gtfo.

nyalpine90 · 07-06-2016, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

You're not allowed to post here. You're married with a baby. They will ruin you here.

who call the forum patrol..

i dont see anything wrong going on in here...

Aatish · 07-06-2016, 10:43 AM

She liked all my Instagram posts. Things are getting pretty serious.

Verbiage · 07-06-2016, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Tell her to make you a sandwich, then gtfo.

The wife would say differently, I'm sure.

1MOREMOD · 07-06-2016, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

1MOREMOD for president .

I accept, I can outstupid trump.

1MOREMOD · 07-06-2016, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

The wife would say differently, I'm sure.

Probably true, I was pretty rough before married but have toned it down. I have told a chick to stfo right after sex when she started telling her problems. Not the arrangement we had.

silvergray545 · 07-06-2016, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

She liked all my Instagram posts. Things are getting pretty serious.

You know it's serious when she starts liking posts from 2 years ago.

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I accept, I can outstupid trump.

This, I don't doubt.

Aatish · 07-06-2016, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You know it's serious when she starts liking posts from 2 years

Dude, I know. It's like cereal cereal.

1MOREMOD · 07-06-2016, 10:53 AM

Hey!

grimlock · 07-06-2016, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I would kick his ass in no time brother !

Here you go =>

gtron · 07-06-2016, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by anglo

YOU WANT MY NUMBER?

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Sure why not ?

grimlock · 07-06-2016, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

She liked all my Instagram posts. Things are getting pretty serious.

tsunami warning! -something is up

maybe she feels like she is losing you.. this is the 'rational' part of her mind acting, in an irrational act

i did this once to a chick, went back to infinity to like her pics.. needless to say I regreted it and it was really really weird

swagon · 07-06-2016, 11:03 AM

Re cum sock.

If you want to see some weird ass shit, google "reddit cumbox story" or something. There's a pic, too. Very pleasant.

Aatish · 07-06-2016, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

tsunami warning! -something is up

maybe she feels like she is losing you.. this is the 'rational' part of her mind acting, in an irrational act

i did this once to a chick, went back to infinity to like her pics.. needless to say I regreted it and it was really really weird

LOL.

I should clarify its my most recent posts (she liked the ones before way back).

But, yeah. Never go back and like posts, UNLESS your trying to be so annoying and creepy that it's cute :b.

Axius · 07-06-2016, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

What if you just want some ass play and that's the only way she'll let you do it?

You just shove it in her twat and a couple fingers in her ass and she'll forget all about it. Ain't no hoe gonna try and pull a poop hole loop hole on me.

Verbiage · 07-06-2016, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You just shove it in her twat and a couple fingers in her ass and she'll forget all about it. Ain't no hoe gonna try and pull a poop hole loop hole on me.

grimlock · 07-06-2016, 11:10 AM

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LOL.

I should clarify its my most recent posts (she liked the ones before way back).

But, yeah. Never go back and like posts, UNLESS your trying to be so annoying and creepy that it's cute :b.

if she never did it before, then it's a step forward for her..

hows cali?

Aatish · 07-06-2016, 11:13 AM

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If she never did it before, then it's a step forward for her..

hows cali?

Cali is fun so far. SF and San Jose was meh, but Yosemite was pretty cool. Heading down the Pacific Coast Highway today, to Oxnard. Then to LA for a couple of days.

Lots of Asians here. Lots.

How's the HK?

nyalpine90 · 07-06-2016, 11:15 AM

1MOREMOD · 07-06-2016, 11:16 AM

It's not easy to come across as retarded then sprinkle in some humor and knowledge when least expected.

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