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      08-11-2022, 03:34 PM   #39227
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That's a really bad pun. A stain on your spotless record.
...and yet one more time I'm left with no response that would be appropriate in the company of ladies.
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      08-11-2022, 03:51 PM   #39228
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...and yet one more time I'm left with no response that would be appropriate in the company of ladies.
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This reminds me of a joke about nurses......
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      08-11-2022, 05:04 PM   #39231
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This reminds me of a joke about nurses......
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Don't hold your breath. Like most guys, he'll never find it.....
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You won't like it.
We’re all waiting now….
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      08-11-2022, 08:36 PM   #39236
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Tempting for sure, but I'm not taking the bait. I skipped class the day they taught give in.
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I am ashamed to say that I did that in the '70s several times with my four year old. Mom is at work and Dad needs to go get carryout. What the $%#% was I thinking?!
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Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. In other countries it seems to workout fine.
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I love that the guy is wearing slacks and a button down collared shirt. It was a classier time back then.
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      08-12-2022, 12:02 PM   #39243
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I am ashamed to say that I did that in the '70s several times with my four year old. Mom is at work and Dad needs to go get carryout. What the $%#% was I thinking?!
That's where my son rode until he got big enough to ride in back.

Do you know how bad it feels, when your son is riding in back, holding on, and then you feel him jerk awake???
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