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      07-22-2020, 04:41 PM   #3961
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I’m just giving you guys shit, but i was kind of thinking about how horrific the clothing, shoes, fashion, grooming threads end up on this forum.

Btw This is not directed at Rudi or his fashion advice
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      07-22-2020, 05:18 PM   #3963
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I’m just giving you guys shit, but i was kind of thinking about how horrific the clothing, shoes, fashion, grooming threads end up on this forum.

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Fashion advice.....never looked at it that way. More of trying to help people get laid kinda thing.
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I’m just giving you guys shit, but i was kind of thinking about how horrific the clothing, shoes, fashion, grooming threads end up on this forum.

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Fashion advice.....never looked at it that way. More of trying to help people get laid kinda thing.
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      07-22-2020, 08:26 PM   #3964
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Confession: I sometimes feel embarrassed to shop at Wally World. I have gotten better over the years, but I still feel weird running in there with a nice watch sometimes.
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      07-22-2020, 08:34 PM   #3965
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Confession: I sometimes feel embarrassed to shop at Wally World. I have gotten better over the years, but I still feel weird running in there with a nice watch sometimes.
leave the watch at home and wear a burlap bag you'll fit right in
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      07-22-2020, 11:56 PM   #3966
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Confession: I sometimes feel embarrassed to shop at Wally World. I have gotten better over the years, but I still feel weird running in there with a nice watch sometimes.
leave the watch at home and wear a burlap bag you'll fit right in
Burlap bag? How about finding your tightest clothes so when you bend over your ass crack hangs out & your thighs rub when you walk. Don't brush your hair & make sure to wear socks with ya slippas ya heard.
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      07-23-2020, 08:35 AM   #3967
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I confess that i don’t know what Wally World is. I’m presuming that y’all are not talking about the theme park from national lampoon vacation
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      07-23-2020, 09:54 AM   #3968
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I confess that i don't know what Wally World is. I'm presuming that y'all are not talking about the theme park from national lampoon vacation
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      07-23-2020, 11:06 AM   #3969
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Ooooooh....never heard it referred to as Wally World before
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Ooooooh....never heard it referred to as Wally World before
Well, this was filmed at our Walmart in New Orleans.


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You're the man!!!!!

If only there were more orgasms occurring I honestly believe this world would be a much better place!!!!!

Actually that's my wife's saying and not mine TBH.
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Confession: I sometimes feel embarrassed to shop at Wally World. I have gotten better over the years, but I still feel weird running in there with a nice watch sometimes.
Confession: I go into Wal-Mart on bad days. I walk out feeling like I won the life-lottery.

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Burlap bag? How about finding your tightest clothes so when you bend over your ass crack hangs out & your thighs rub when you walk. Don't brush your hair & make sure to wear socks with ya slippas ya heard.
So you're saying socks with slippers are a no go now too. I'm going home and burning everything in my closet.

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If only there were more orgasms occurring I honestly believe this world would be a much better place!!!!!

Actually that's my wife's saying and not mine TBH.
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Confession: I sometimes feel embarrassed to shop at Wally World. I have gotten better over the years, but I still feel weird running in there with a nice watch sometimes.
Confession: I go into Wal-Mart on bad days. I walk out feeling like I won the life-lottery.

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Burlap bag? How about finding your tightest clothes so when you bend over your ass crack hangs out & your thighs rub when you walk. Don't brush your hair & make sure to wear socks with ya slippas ya heard.
So you're saying socks with slippers are a no go now too. I'm going home and burning everything in my closet.

Are you saying you compare yourself to the average Walmart shopper to make yourself feel better?

If so, that sounds like fun.
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Wendy's spicey nugs (dip into frosty)
what is this insanity you are suggesting
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what is this insanity you are suggesting
Fine don't try it
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That's okay dont put it all the way in should be fine
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you're not the guy who likes feet are you?
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