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      11-21-2014, 05:37 PM   #23
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Lol no, IRC. I know I'm the biggest geek of all times but frankly I prefer the surroundings where I don't have to handle idiots in person and the real keepers whether friends or loved ones will always shine through words the best to me apparently.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-21-2014, 05:39 PM   #24
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Lol no, IRC. I know I'm the biggest geek of all times but frankly I prefer the surroundings where I don't have to handle idiots in person and the real keepers whether friends or loved ones will always shine through words the best to me apparently.
Lups is deep and I appreciate her post!
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Lups is deep and I appreciate her post!
I'm not sure how I feel about that, I like being the only female with minus in the front!

But seriously, I had two guys breaking into my flat, both of them stalked me for years and when I was abt 21 I was already so done with men I honestly thought I'd be single for the rest of my life.

Lol the whining. blond traumas are deep
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      11-21-2014, 05:49 PM   #26
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Nope. She was actually my (at the time) best friend's date. She gave me her number, and I called her back the next day. I left her a voicemail, but she never called me back so I didn't worry about it thinking she was not interested. Hey, it happens. I went off and dated this other broad for a year, until we broke up and I threw myself a nice birthday party. Lo and behold, I'm pouring myself a Crown and coke from the back of my truck and I hear this girl yelling my name. It was her. She heard that some "hot Swedish guy" was throwing a party. I'm not even Swedish, but wha eva. We got married nine months later, and we've been married for ten years now.

Oh, and guess why she never called me back? When I left her my voicemail, I did not leave my number thinking she'd get it off the caller ID. Turns out she was in an area where she didn't have reception, so got the voicemail but didn't have a way to call me back.
crazy how that worked out!

moral of the story, leave your number in voicemails haha

Funny because I usually assume the same thing, why leave my number when called ID exist?
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I'm not sure how I feel about that, I like being the only female with minus in the front!

But seriously, I had two guys breaking into my flat, both of them stalked me for years and when I was abt 21 I was already so done with men I honestly thought I'd be single for the rest of my life.

Lol the whining. blond traumas are deep
Lol should I take it back?

my goodness though, that's truly unfortunate! Glad you were able to bounce back and find someone.
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There are a million "someones", the ratio is how many are willing to put up with one or another's copious amount of flaws.
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There are a million "someones", the ratio is how many are willing to put up with one or another's copious amount of flaws.
What are these flaws you speak of?
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What are these flaws you speak of?
I know the fact that Billup doesn't like overweight girls. That is one of the flaw I can think of.
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crazy how that worked out!

moral of the story, leave your number in voicemails haha

Funny because I usually assume the same thing, why leave my number when called ID exist?
I have been accused of sounding "too business like" in voicemail more than once because I left my number. There really is no winning.
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Lol should I take it back?

my goodness though, that's truly unfortunate! Glad you were able to bounce back and find someone.
Relationships require you to give something back, and after all that I was just happy not to share. I have been an idiot magnet always so the loss was not a bad one.

Miracles do happen. There seems to be a person who can take the epic fail as a female that is me.
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      11-21-2014, 06:23 PM   #33
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crazy how that worked out!

moral of the story, leave your number in voicemails haha

Funny because I usually assume the same thing, why leave my number when called ID exist?
Yep, it's a good story for sure. I have wondered before: what if I had left my number or she would have picked up? Would we be where we are now, or was it good that there was a year in between me leaving that voicemail and then her running into me at my birthday party?

It's like that movie Sliding Doors.
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I know the fact that Billup doesn't like overweight girls. That is one of the flaw I can think of.
It's not that I don't like them, I like them a lot, they give great beejers. However, I don't think I could ever be naked with one.
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Met this one on Tinder 3 weeks ago.

Good sugar wall action; does not suffer from ocean vagina syndrome.

Can't tell if dead or not though...

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It's not that I don't like them, I like them a lot, they give great beejers. However, I don't think I could ever be naked with one.
LOL!

(with all do respect to little over weighted women on this forum).
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In Vegas. A kind young Hispanic gentleman handed me her card with her number on it while I was walking on Las Vegas Blvd. called it and she was looking for a date.
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First wife was someone I went to HS with. I was used as a rescue flotation device at the bar when a bunch of dudes she didn't like were surrounding her. She pulled me into the circle as I walked by and introduced me as her boyfriend.

Current wife was a blind date. I showed up at the house and her BIG butch sister answered the door. I thought, "well I'm here and I still gotta eat some food, she might know some good places" That sister ended up stealing our identity years later . . .
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I was living with a prior girlfriend who I just didn't get along with. I bought her a spa day during which I moved all of my stuff out of the place and left.

Literally 2 minutes after pulling away with a car full of my stuff my phone rings. It's my cousin in Florida. He asks me what I'm up to so I tell him. He says "dude, I have a great girl for you! She's new to the area so you should take her around." To which I reply "I just escaped the depths of hell... I'm gonna need some time to myself." The fucker gives HER my number and she calls me the next night to hang out.

We spoke for an hour and agreed to go out a few days later. We went out and both had a nice time but thought nothing of it. She called again the next day to bullshit and see if we could hang out again. We went out a few more times and hit it off. The rest is history.

TL;DR: Blind date
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She bought flooring from my company. Employee introduced us and i promptly offered her assistance with laying the wood she bought.

Didn't hear from her for 3 months, then came in to buy more flooring. She took me up on my offer this time. So when i went home, i left my watch there, then a pair of shoes, then my motorcycle. Did just about everything except peeing on the property. Dated for 8 months, engaged for 1 year, married for 11 years.

Funny because the month before i met her i stopped worrying about chicks, bought a house, was looking to get a dog and be happy by myself for a while. She walked out of the store after buying the floor for the first time and i told my buddy that he just missed my future wife.
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