[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You got me because... I don't like a challenge

Well...., can't say you're wrong. HMU bbygrl

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I don't think complaints would do you any good. If anything, put in the effort that you would have put in when you first met her - be romantic, focus on foreplay, etc etc. While I'm all for the random sex initiated in lighthearted ways ("giiiirl come sit on the D"), it makes a world of difference when you actually get us in the mood first.

This touches on it. If you want someone to act a certain way towards you, the best way to achieve that is to do things for them that you think may make them WANT to act that certain way towards you. Almost ALWAYS in life, the way to happiness is giving. It's cliche, but you really do get more when you give more.

Originally Posted by Biorin

It's all about the insecurity. I was a major ugly duckling (not that I'm a swan now), and was always a huge loser (I read Lord of the Rings 72 times) and no one liked me. I also have huge daddy issues (my dad is nuts and never spent time with me). Eventually, I apparently got mildly cute enough that people would bang me, and so I was a bit of a slut, because I finally had a way to get people (guys!) give me attention and affection. I let terrible people use me and spent my time with them, because I was totally insecure and desperate for that kind of attention, and could never dream that I'd deserve anything better. They didn't have to demean me, I just didn't have anyone to tell me otherwise. Fortunately I grew out of it, but some people never do. It's sad.

...and that was today's episode of personal TMI.

Dude..... T motherfucking M I.

Originally Posted by Biorin

Thanks haha, although I was more referring to the past.

If that's not a cry for help, i've never heard one.

Originally Posted by RJ_419

Are we talking dirty again?

PS. I almost copypasta'd those cake lyrics into an uneditable database at work. Hooooly shit

Classic.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

You getting her worked up or are you just like "Yo lemme get sum fuk?". How much do you tend to her needs?

Some people have lower libidos than others. There could be a heap of different reasons.

Yea - he/she got to put in work at the Y sometimes....

Eat it like a fat kid eats cake!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Biorin

It's all about the insecurity. I was a major ugly duckling (not that I'm a swan now), and was always a huge loser (I read Lord of the Rings 72 times) and no one liked me. I also have huge daddy issues (my dad is nuts and never spent time with me). Eventually, I apparently got mildly cute enough that people would bang me, and so I was a bit of a slut, because I finally had a way to get people (guys!) give me attention and affection. I let terrible people use me and spent my time with them, because I was totally insecure and desperate for that kind of attention, and could never dream that I'd deserve anything better. They didn't have to demean me, I just didn't have anyone to tell me otherwise. Fortunately I grew out of it, but some people never do. It's sad.

...and that was today's episode of personal TMI.

Lol, we two suck badly!

Lol, I still freeze when someone touches me. I'm quite surprised I've ever gotten laid since I'm extra picky when it comes to men, my mild issues with only being interested in build guys with awesome brain capacity and naturally I've hated instantly anyone who has given me an sort of compliments on my appearance.

We two dating each other would be sooo hilarious.

[dreamingat30fps]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, we two suck badly!

Lol, I still freeze when someone touches me. I'm quite surprised I've ever gotten laid since I'm extra picky when it comes to men, my mild issues with only being interested in build guys with awesome brain capacity and naturally I've hated instantly anyone who has given me an sort of compliments on my appearance.

We two dating each other would be sooo hilarious.

What like...

Stupid bitch! Ugly hoe! kissyface kissyface

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yea - he/she got to put in work at the Y sometimes....

Eat it like a fat kid eats cake!

For real, get down and get to fucking business. Make her fucking want it and there won't be any problems.

Let her get bored, and she's not gunna want it. Simple maths. 1 + 1 = 5.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Biorin

ASBSECU E93 and Axius tried talking dirty to me the other day by rattling off various financial terms. I was so into it. But if you love Hayek, I love you.

Easing of financial policy may create short term inversion of rates in the near future....

Just letting you know I'm still around

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dude..... T motherfucking M I.


If that's not a cry for help, i've never heard one.

I'm crying for help after the pictures you PMed me.

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, we two suck badly!

Lol, I still freeze when someone touches me. I'm quite surprised I've ever gotten laid since I'm extra picky when it comes to men, my mild issues with only being interested in build guys with awesome brain capacity and naturally I've hated instantly anyone who has given me an sort of compliments on my appearance.

We two dating each other would be sooo hilarious.

If I ever go lesbian, you'll be my first choice, just so we can go on Jerry Springer and have people evaluate our relationship. They film across the street from my office!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm crying for help after the pictures you PMed me.

I'm glad you found your microscope.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

What like...

Stupid bitch! Ugly hoe! kissyface kissyface

Usually it takes one eye roll and the girl will be traumatized for life.

My lovely rebound guy glued me in by making comparisons to his ex. I didn't do anything normally enough.

Well guess what? I haven't. I've never been to a beach holiday, I don't eat junk food or candy, if I want to get drunk I open a bottle or whiskey and leave the girly drinks to someone else, my cars are still awesome, no man controls me and I would still end that relationship exactly the way I did back then by getting up from the dinner table and telling his mother he raised a bitch with no knowledge in how to use his dick.

[Honda]

Originally Posted by Axius

For real, get down and get to fucking business. Make her fucking want it and there won't be any problems.

Let her get bored, and she's not gunna want it. Simple maths. 1 + 1 = 5.

Just to make sure, I am getting answer from a girl right?

I am not interested in a guy response

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by S65-M3

Just to make sure, I am getting answer from a girl right?

I am not interested in a guy response

With Ax, you get both.

[F30lolz]

Do you know how to change a spare tire?

[OneSickM]

Two questions if you are still taking some:

1- What would be the best way to approach a girl that doesn't know you?

2- I have a friend he is a chubby (or fat), he is telling m it is hard to hit good looking girls. How can he attract good looking ones?

[Mr Tonka]

For the ladies, (ahem, Axius) what is the strangest slang term you've ever heard used in place of vagina?

And what is your preferred slang term for penis.


BTW.... where the hell is Tera in all of this?

[lens]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yea - he/she got to put in work at the Y sometimes....

Eat it like a fat kid eats cake!

I don't know about most people, but I've actually enjoy eating a girl out.

The sight of her squirming all of the bed is a huge turn on.


hue.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by S65-M3

Just to make sure, I am getting answer from a girl right?

I am not interested in a guy response

You should be interested in any response that yields positive results.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

For the ladies, (ahem, Axius) what is the strangest slang term you've ever heard used in place of vagina?

And what is your preferred slang term for penis.


BTW.... where the hell is Tera in all of this?

Tara is working. Lets get that out of the way.


Vagina - Hot Dog Cooker
Preferred Penis Name - Dick


Most of the time it's "OMG PUT YOUR BIG DICK INSIDE ME"


Don't hear much of the "OMG PUT YOUR LONG DONG WONG INSIDE ME"

[lens]

Originally Posted by Axius

Tara is working. Lets get that out of the way.


Vagina - Hot Dog Cooker
Preferred Penis Name - Dick


Most of the time it's "OMG PUT YOUR BIG DICK INSIDE ME"


Don't hear much of the "OMG PUT YOUR LONG DONG WONG INSIDE ME"

....Oh.

so if a girl calls your dick a popsicle, is it a bad thing?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Do you know how to change a spare tire?

In theory.

Originally Posted by OneSickM

Two questions if you are still taking some:

1- What would be the best way to approach a girl that doesn't know you?

2- I have a friend he is a chubby (or fat), he is telling m it is hard to hit good looking girls. How can he attract good looking ones?

1- Say something clever to her, typically if you can tie it into wherever you're at/whatever's going on.

2- I know a lot of fat guys that are quite popular (and seem to get girls) because they are absolutely hysterical. Probably his best shot. If it's that big of a deal, he could always try losing weight as well.

General overview: be funny.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

For the ladies, (ahem, Axius) what is the strangest slang term you've ever heard used in place of vagina?

And what is your preferred slang term for penis.


BTW.... where the hell is Tera in all of this?

1. "Love nest" is kind of weird to me. I quite like "cock pocket."
2. Depends on context, during sexytime, regular conversation... "dick" is standard.
3. Eating Subway sandwiches, I think, right bimmette?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by chaungo

....Oh.

so if a girl calls your dick a popsicle, is it a bad thing?

Depends if she says exactly what kind of popsicle. Some are thin and long, some are short and thick. Either way, a popsicle is NOT the best compliment.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by OneSickM

Two questions if you are still taking some:

1- What would be the best way to approach a girl that doesn't know you?

2- I have a friend he is a chubby (or fat), he is telling m it is hard to hit good looking girls. How can he attract good looking ones?

The best pick up line I've ever heard was "I'm bored, strip for me" gotta say it worked like charm. I'm still proud of that one.

2- diet.