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      02-23-2023, 09:46 AM   #463
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My favorite part of the cat-washing instructions is the author.


Regarding cats plotting to kill...

We had cats for years and I'm okay with them, but I actually have dreams from time to time about cats digging their claws into me. Not scratching me or anything, just holding their claws so If I move I will get hurt. I know, weird. I have no idea where this recurring dream comes from and there's no way I'm paying some guy in a sweater, a pipe, and a couch to help me sort it out!
Are you sure they aren't actually doing this while you sleep? Ours will.

But if not, then it is definitely the result of insecure attachment/abandonment issues (likely from improper toilet training, or too much video games in your youth).
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Don't try this at home!

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Are you sure they aren't actually doing this while you sleep? Ours will.

But if not, then it is definitely the result of insecure attachment/abandonment issues (likely from improper toilet training, or too much video games in your youth).
I'm sure since we do not have a cat anymore. If it's a real cat, then I have a new thing to worry about. Which neighborhood cat is this and how did it get in?
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      02-23-2023, 01:40 PM   #466
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      02-24-2023, 12:46 PM   #469
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its a inside joke now with my wife, when neighbours arguing outside I told her : go out , wash the window with your shoe and listen.
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