[Mike.]

While judging off looks is 100% true, there is another idnicator to know when youre in. When youre talking to someone and you say something that literally "flips a switch" and they can't get enough of you, instant text blah blah blah.

its funny how it works actually.

You can go months having like 2 word responses, and say one thing--anything, "I'm looking for a witch" it could be anything and its like a damn switch turned on.

I still think words play a huge role in this online dating crap.

Pick and choose carefully kids:


A quick story with the girl im seeing now:

For a month or so on tinder we would exchange maybe a sentence, I get her number and snap and it dies. She would always send me snaps though. This instance where I was tired as shit, and she snapped me a picture of her hair with like "omg braids" and I was like "thanks for the update" and ever since then it was like a switch flipped on and BAM im in. Next thing i know I have her apartment key and we have a honey moon suite in a 1970s shitty hotel on memorial day.


Weird how things play out.

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Aatish

There aren't really any major Indian fast food brands in the US, unfortunately. Most local joints with multiple locations. My favorite Rajbhog. They've got a couple locations on the east and west coast.

never even heard of that.... now I am not Indian, however, like the food very much. the best way for me to see what I liked was to go to a buffet a few times and try... now I can tackle the menu

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Remember, I'm an old man in a young dudes body (at least, that's the vibe I'm getting). I may just be horridly out-dated for my own good lmao

older and wiser sir... numbers are just a thing. health conscious lifestyle with fun and you will be fine.

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Mike.

While judging off looks is 100% true.


A quick story with the girl im seeing now:

For a month or so on tinder we would exchange maybe a sentence, I get her number and snap and it dies. She would always send me snaps though. This instance where I was tired as shit, and she snapped me a picture of her hair with like "omg braids" and I was like "thanks for the update" and ever since then it was like a switch flipped on and BAM im in. Next thing i know I have her apartment key and we have a honey moon suite in a 1970s shitty hotel on memorial day.


Weird how things play out.

Love it.... hope things are also on the up and up bro

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

Love it.... hope things are also on the up and up bro

Right now its like Derek Jeter on the farm team in '95 I think. Its going to be really good with some eblow grease, just have to wait on it!

Thanks for checking up

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Right now its like Derek Jeter on the farm team in '95 I think. Its going to be really good with some eblow grease, just have to wait on it!

Thanks for checking up

well certainly worked for him and hoping the same for you if this is the one!

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

well certainly worked for him and hoping the same for you if this is the one!

Haha yeah I guess we'll see. My cousin saw I was like dead this weekend and he approached her and got into the nitty gritty..

To make a long story short, he asked her, in a month, two months, would you be alright without this..and she's like no I wouldn't at all..

So now it's time to make it work!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Haha yeah I guess we'll see. My cousin saw I was like dead this weekend and he approached her and got into the nitty gritty..

To make a long story short, he asked her, in a month, two months, would you be alright without this..and she's like no I wouldn't at all..

So now it's time to make it work!

Nice. I imagine him holding a photo of your penis at this point of the conversation:

Originally Posted by Mike.'s Cousin

would you be alright without this

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Nice. I imagine him holding a photo of your penis at this point of the conversation:

Hahahaha!!!!!! Exactly. Were you there?!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mike.

While judging off looks is 100% true, there is another idnicator to know when youre in. When youre talking to someone and you say something that literally "flips a switch" and they can't get enough of you, instant text blah blah blah.

its funny how it works actually.

You can go months having like 2 word responses, and say one thing--anything, "I'm looking for a witch" it could be anything and its like a damn switch turned on.

I still think words play a huge role in this online dating crap.

Pick and choose carefully kids:


A quick story with the girl im seeing now:

For a month or so on tinder we would exchange maybe a sentence, I get her number and snap and it dies. She would always send me snaps though. This instance where I was tired as shit, and she snapped me a picture of her hair with like "omg braids" and I was like "thanks for the update" and ever since then it was like a switch flipped on and BAM im in. Next thing i know I have her apartment key and we have a honey moon suite in a 1970s shitty hotel on memorial day.


Weird how things play out.

Want to gain interest? Show disinterest. Have some wit. Seems to work.


Bar at Satisfaction was kind of empty yesterday. Did meet a chick that graduated Duke two years ago for nursing, not sure if worth looking into it or not. She works whacky hours and I'm in bed by like 10pm so would maybe only hang out on weekends.

[1LRM3]

Duke is the problem there bro... LMAO.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

Duke is the problem there bro... LMAO.

Meh, didn't feel like riding the extra 20 minutes to go to Franklin street where all the UNC hipsters hang out.

[WoohooSoCal]

Originally Posted by bimmette

No I didn't say that. I'm a partial BMW douchebag myself and McDonald's is my favorite restaurant, for real!

Females can't be douchebags.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by WoohooSoCal

Females can't be douchebags.

Oh. Douchebaguette?

[WoohooSoCal]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh. Douchebaguette?

Only you then.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh. Douchebaguette?

A golden tan exterior skin but white on the inside....my, my, how appropriate.

Don't shoot!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

A golden tan exterior skin but white on the inside....my, my, how appropriate.

Don't shoot!

Haha, also sometimes tough and other times soft.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha, also sometimes tough and other times soft.

Douchebaguette? I hate when my bread gets soggy.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Douchebaguette? I hate when my bread gets soggy.

There's lots of ways you can make it hard again.



Pro tip:
You can make bread soft again in the microwave by putting a ball of wet paper towel in the microwave with it. Is this common knowledge? I just started doing this and my life has changed.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

There's lots of ways you can make it hard again.



Pro tip:
You can make bread soft again in the microwave by putting a ball of wet paper towel in the microwave with it. Is this common knowledge? I just started doing this and my life has changed.

Thanks for telling me where to put it to make it soft. I know where to put it to make it hard, so now I have the whole shebang.

Maybe one day I'll give you a pro tip too.

*bah dum tss*

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

There's lots of ways you can make it hard again.



Pro tip:
You can make bread soft again in the microwave by putting a ball of wet paper towel in the microwave with it. Is this common knowledge? I just started doing this and my life has changed.

If you left your clothes in the dryer for a couple days like me and they get all wrinkly, just soak a hand towel in cold water and toss it in. Or throw some ice cubes in there.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by bimmette

There's lots of ways you can make it hard again.

Awesome !
Please Tara tell me more ?