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      09-29-2015, 11:43 PM   #6139
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Welp, I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.

SS, will even angrier. :shrug:
You're gonna need a place to stay soon.
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Who wants brown babies? (I mean, besides eveyone)
I have an 11 month old brown one already, so no thanks.
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How about this math problem...?

If your significant other had $2mm in liquid assets and free cash flow of $20m per month from other earning assets plus steady income from employment.....

Would Tara have to work...?
Psh, puhleeeze. Tara doesn't have to work as it is. I've had my own career.

Although.... ok, a spare $20m per month wouldn't be bad.
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      09-30-2015, 01:45 AM   #6151
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Wait. You need 4 doors. Otherwise I wanted to do it too!
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Wait. You need 4 doors. Otherwise I wanted to do it too!
Yeah Uber and Lyft said x amount of year older and 4door.
I think the sidecars takes 2 doors.
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I'm an Uber driver in my x5d and I've had several occasions to deliver the d.
If I could nominate the next person to show their driver's license, it would probably be you.
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I'm an Uber driver in my x5d and I've had several occasions to deliver the d.
At least it's not a dirty vw d.
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I'm an Uber driver in my x5d and I've had several occasions to deliver the d.
If I could nominate the next person to show their driver's license, it would probably be you.
He claims to be 44 but acts like he's 16....

Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula.

(I should have got the gran coupe, darn it! Next time)
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      09-30-2015, 02:12 AM   #6158
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He claims to be 44 but acts like he's 16....

Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula.

(I should have got the gran coupe, darn it! Next time)
Yeah I wanna see this supposed young wife of his.
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Are you Pharmacist and Pharmacy rep too?
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He claims to be 44 but acts like he's 16....

Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula.

(I should have got the gran coupe, darn it! Next time)
I'm 43 wife is 27 video evidence of me pulling 485 as well wife photos are here.
And....?

Lifting heavy has nothing to do being able to throw a punch. Opposite force of motion.

Your wife is my age.

And you know- I'm just stating the obvious- again.
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