[bimmette]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Why do women always got to find something to complain about in a relationship?

I have no idea what you're talking about, but can you please stop snoring loudly and turn down the volume on that football game

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I have no idea what you're talking about, but can you please stop snoring loudly and turn down the volume on that football game

Your hair itches my face and please keep your cold butt on your side of the bed.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Ladies, is this true?

Need better pic so I can count all the pimples on that lil' ass.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I have no idea what you're talking about, but can you please stop snoring loudly and turn down the volume on that football game

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Your hair itches my face and please keep your cold butt on your side of the bed.

I must have hit the wife lottery.

The only time she complains to me is like twice a year. And then it's mostly because she's pissed that slacked off sooo much that I made her voice a complaint about something.

"Seriously, you can't just do _______ regularly? When you don't do it, I do it. Now i'm tired of doing it and pissed off because you're making me sound like one of those bitchy, nagging wives." haha

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I must have hit the wife lottery.

The only time she complains to me is like twice a year. And then it's mostly because she's pissed that slacked off sooo much that I made her voice a complaint about something.

"Seriously, you can't just do _______ regularly? When you don't do it, I do it. Now i'm tired of doing it and pissed off because you're making me sound like one of those bitchy, nagging wives." haha

#goals. You sir, best not fuck that up.


Wait, looks like you can't.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Need better pic so I can count all the pimples on that lil' ass.

Here ya go.

Can't really see his ass, but the pic is better quality.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I must have hit the wife lottery.

The only time she complains to me is like twice a year. And then it's mostly because she's pissed that slacked off sooo much that I made her voice a complaint about something.

"Seriously, you can't just do _______ regularly? When you don't do it, I do it. Now i'm tired of doing it and pissed off because you're making me sound like one of those bitchy, nagging wives." haha

You lucky bitch.


At one point, I started to put a tally marks on my work calendar on days that I used to get a shitty attitude from ex person thing. Yeah, over small frivolous things. It was not funny looking at that calendar.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

You lucky bitch.


At one point, I started to put a tally marks on my work calendar on days that I used to get a shitty attitude from ex person thing. Yeah, over small frivolous things. It was not funny looking at that calendar.

No doubt, i dated one of those bitches. We worked together and lived together at the time. We'd leave work to head home at the same time and i'd stop for gas about 1/2 mile from home. I get back in the car and there are 7 missed calls, no VM. I don't call back and head home because so close. Get home to an erupting volcano of pissed. WhereTF were you?!!? Why didn't you answer your phone?!?! WTF were you doing?!?

She was actually surprised when i didn't propose to her. I guess every guy she'd ever dated prior to me had proposed. After a little bit of time with that kind of crap, i'm like yeah, you're moving out and i'm moving on.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

No doubt, i dated one of those bitches. We worked together and lived together at the time. We'd leave work to head home at the same time and i'd stop for gas about 1/2 mile from home. I get back in the car and there are 7 missed calls, no VM. I don't call back and head home because so close. Get home to an erupting volcano of pissed. WhereTF were you?!!? Why didn't you answer your phone?!?! WTF were you doing?!?

She was actually surprised when i didn't propose to her. I guess every guy she'd ever dated prior to me had proposed. After a little bit of time with that kind of crap, i'm like yeah, you're moving out and i'm moving on.

Shit man, that's whacky. Every guy proposed but she never said yes? Sounds like she was an entitled one.

Most of mine was if I didn't say things the right way (which I never have communication problems with people, yet she did), if I didn't remember something she told me or didn't have her school schedule memorized, or cleaning things wrong. Hell she got pissed off at me when I messed up the caulk at MY house and I had to redo it (but she was pissed because she helped and I said I knew what I was doing).


Looking back, I can only hope that she is going to do the same shit to this guy. Some people don't change, and that was all I asked was for her to drop the attitude and talk, for 4 long years, so..., good fucking luck to ya.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

No doubt, i dated one of those bitches. We worked together and lived together at the time. We'd leave work to head home at the same time and i'd stop for gas about 1/2 mile from home. I get back in the car and there are 7 missed calls, no VM. I don't call back and head home because so close. Get home to an erupting volcano of pissed. WhereTF were you?!!? Why didn't you answer your phone?!?! WTF were you doing?!?

She was actually surprised when i didn't propose to her. I guess every guy she'd ever dated prior to me had proposed. After a little bit of time with that kind of crap, i'm like yeah, you're moving out and i'm moving on.

Don't you love bursting bubbles? Only when they deserve to be burst, though.


I love me some sweet girls.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Shit man, that's whacky. Every guy proposed but she never said yes? Sounds like she was an entitled one.

Most of mine was if I didn't say things the right way (which I never have communication problems with people, yet she did), if I didn't remember something she told me or didn't have her school schedule memorized, or cleaning things wrong. Hell she got pissed off at me when I messed up the caulk at MY house and I had to redo it (but she was pissed because she helped and I said I knew what I was doing).


Looking back, I can only hope that she is going to do the same shit to this guy. Some people don't change, and that was all I asked was for her to drop the attitude and talk, for 4 long years, so..., good fucking luck to ya.

Wait....cleaning things wrong?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wait....cleaning things wrong?

Dude, a lot of the things were so petty, I don't know why I thought it would change. Also for not getting in the shower with her right when I got home because "any guy would be lucky to get in the shower with me and wouldn't even question it".


Bitch, I just worked 10 fucking hours so you can take that shower.


She tried to clean the carpet in the apartment with bleach. All I said was hindsight is 20/20, now you know not to use bleach on things that aren't white. Not like I can go back in time and stop you, what's done is done, and you learned something. Roles reversed? I could only imagine.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Dude, a lot of the things were so petty, I don't know why I thought it would change. Also for not getting in the shower with her right when I got home because "any guy would be lucky to get in the shower with me and wouldn't even question it".


Bitch, I just worked 10 fucking hours so you can take that shower.


She tried to clean the carpet in the apartment with bleach. All I said was hindsight is 20/20, now you know not to use bleach on things that aren't white. Not like I can go back in time and stop you, what's done is done, and you learned something. Roles reversed? I could only imagine.

Whoa. Well then. At first I was like well, at least you could get your shower out the way. Then I thought hmmm, it is more-so the principle of the shit. And then I thought wait, why are you living with her? And then it made sense.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Whoa. Well then. At first I was like well, at least you could get your shower out the way. Then I thought hmmm, it is more-so the principle of the shit. And then I thought wait, why are you living with her? And then it made sense.

It was cray cray. Her mom would always nag the shit out of her boyfriend, so after a while, it made sense..., she was turning into her mom, even though she would always notice her mom nagging her BF.


How's your lady friend doing?

[Verbiage]

Damn. The consciousness is staggering. Or lack thereof. In her case, the latter, since apparently you noticed it pretty easily. That's where the denial comes in. "I'M NOT LIKE MY MOTHER".


Please calm down, whore.


Oh yes, she is excellent. We have a pact where we will not see one another until May for my birthday while she undergoes a cardiovascular and body transformation with a program that I have put together for her. She had gotten a bit hefty and was unhappy with it, so I spoke to her about it and let her know that I was going to help her get through this.


This also helps me, in the process, since she is a beautiful girl and I want to see her happy....and fit.


It has also saved me money because we are not going out at the moment and I can focus on my job and the future F80 which will adorn my garage in under a year, at this point.


Also, since I am not wasting time on other women, I am much happier. Such a difficult, simple concept.

[Axius]

It's always more rewarding when you have someone to fight through things with and end up with great results. Plus it's easier when you have someone to motivate you (speaking from lack of motivation).

Going gets expensive as fuck. So is going out with other women since, it's a numbers game, and there's lots of numbers out there. If you found one that might be worth while, that's a better situation all around.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Shit man, that's whacky. Every guy proposed but she never said yes? Sounds like she was an entitled one.

Most of mine was if I didn't say things the right way (which I never have communication problems with people, yet she did), if I didn't remember something she told me or didn't have her school schedule memorized, or cleaning things wrong. Hell she got pissed off at me when I messed up the caulk at MY house and I had to redo it (but she was pissed because she helped and I said I knew what I was doing).


Looking back, I can only hope that she is going to do the same shit to this guy. Some people don't change, and that was all I asked was for her to drop the attitude and talk, for 4 long years, so..., good fucking luck to ya.

The one guy she accepted and became engaged to ran up $25k of CC debt on her via a gambling and drug problem. A lot of people let their past relationships affect their current or future ones. Here deal was she didn't trust her last BF so she instantly didn't trust me. Unfortunately, i was conditioned to that enough being with her that i carried that into my next relationship. But now it's pretty much passed and i've realized that no amount of jealousy is going to keep someone with you. If they want to stay they will. If they don't want to say, i don't want them to either.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Don't you love bursting bubbles? Only when they deserve to be burst, though.


I love me some sweet girls.

The clincher was that about 6 months after we split up she got wind that i was planning on proposing to my now wife. She reportedly "lost her shit" when she heard that from a mutual friend. She's since cooled down and come back to earth. At least from the last conversation i had with her several years ago.

It's very easy now to see that i took that beating because of how guilty i felt from bulldozing the GF from my previous long term relationship. With her it was all about me. What ever i wanted to do, we did. Where ever i wanted to go, we went. What ever i wanted to eat, we ate. She was basically a saint and i took it for granted. Realizing this i made a point to be that way with the next GF. After 1.5 years of that, i realized i had experienced both ends of the spectrum and went looking for middle ground. Actually, i swore off women and wanted to get my self straight. Bought a house, was going to get a dog and just figure out what i wanted.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's always more rewarding when you have someone to fight through things with and end up with great results. Plus it's easier when you have someone to motivate you (speaking from lack of motivation).

Going gets expensive as fuck. So is going out with other women since, it's a numbers game, and there's lots of numbers out there. If you found one that might be worth while, that's a better situation all around.

I will motivate you, my child.




But the thing is, you can never truly know what is worthwhile. There is always the "might" which can also signify a decline in assuredness.




The glass is never truly identifiable from afar, or up close, as far as its fill.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

The clincher was that about 6 months after we split up she got wind that i was planning on proposing to my now wife. She reportedly "lost her shit" when she heard that from a mutual friend. She's since cooled down and come back to earth. At least from the last conversation i had with her several years ago.

It's very easy now to see that i took that beating because of how guilty i felt from bulldozing the GF from my previous long term relationship. With her it was all about me. What ever i wanted to do, we did. Where ever i wanted to go, we went. What ever i wanted to eat, we ate. She was basically a saint and i took it for granted. Realizing this i made a point to be that way with the next GF. After 1.5 years of that, i realized i had experienced both ends of the spectrum and went looking for middle ground. Actually, i swore off women and wanted to get my self straight. Bought a house, was going to get a dog and just figure out what i wanted.

I think that's the stage I just came out of. Self-examination, and realization of what cannot be easily identified as obvious. It takes a strong man to admit he is wrong, and a stronger one to correct the wrong after it is admitted.


I feel as though at this point, I can control myself and what I choose to do with the mind-controlling powers I seem to have. For the most part, I don't really do any more coercing. I figure it best to put the priorities of everyone else before myself ONLY if there is a mutual understanding of what the relationship consists of. Since I've cut off about 80% of my friends in the past 10 years, safe to say the circle is small enough for me to act accordingly.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

The one guy she accepted and became engaged to ran up $25k of CC debt on her via a gambling and drug problem. A lot of people let their past relationships affect their current or future ones. Here deal was she didn't trust her last BF so she instantly didn't trust me. Unfortunately, i was conditioned to that enough being with her that i carried that into my next relationship. But now it's pretty much passed and i've realized that no amount of jealousy is going to keep someone with you. If they want to stay they will. If they don't want to say, i don't want them to either.

Well said, which is funny, because she would always say "you never get jealous"...., well hello, I'm the one going home with you, what do I have to be jealous of? A nobody?

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I will motivate you, my child.

But the thing is, you can never truly know what is worthwhile. There is always the "might" which can also signify a decline in assuredness.

The glass is never truly identifiable from afar, or up close, as far as its fill.

You don't have enough tits and ass in my face every day to motivate me.

Nah, you never do, but you learn things to watch out for and how to handle things better as time goes on. The ones that don't, can and will continue to fail. I did some stupid things, learned from it, didn't do it anymore because of the repercussions.


Which ever way the glass is, whether it be 1/3 empty or 1/2 full, you bang until the glass is full empty?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

You don't have enough tits and ass in my face every day to motivate me.

Nah, you never do, but you learn things to watch out for and how to handle things better as time goes on. The ones that don't, can and will continue to fail. I did some stupid things, learned from it, didn't do it anymore because of the repercussions.


Which ever way the glass is, whether it be 1/3 empty or 1/2 full, you bang until the glass is full empty?

Oh well, I tried.



Bang until you can fill the glass with her cum?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I think that's the stage I just came out of. Self-examination, and realization of what cannot be easily identified as obvious. It takes a strong man to admit he is wrong, and a stronger one to correct the wrong after it is admitted.


I feel as though at this point, I can control myself and what I choose to do with the mind-controlling powers I seem to have. For the most part, I don't really do any more coercing. I figure it best to put the priorities of everyone else before myself ONLY if there is a mutual understanding of what the relationship consists of. Since I've cut off about 80% of my friends in the past 10 years, safe to say the circle is small enough for me to act accordingly.

I think getting what you want out of life boils down to focus.

Do you want to build wealth or climb the corporate ladder? Focus on being the best at doing what ever it is you're doing. The promotions, business revenue, opportunities will follow.

Do you want to have a wonderful marriage? Focus on being the best husband you can be. (assuming you didn't marry some soul sucking wench) Happiness will follow.

It's hard and i certainly fail at it most of the time, but doing for and focusing on the needs of others around you will almost always bring happiness, success, opportunities, love, etc... along with your efforts.

Mr Tonka pro tip of the day.