[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Do it! I want a geographically-themed scale... hotness scale from Antartica on the left to Fukushima on the right.


Wait... too soon?

You've been waiting SO LONG to use it!!

[grimlock]

Texas starts a thread to condemn child molestation, u guys getting all your rocks off ..

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Dem titties tell me she sure as hell ain't 13!

Fuck it we motor boating 13 times then.

[e92iy790]

She probably watched the movie "That's my Boy" with Adam Sandler too many times and wanted to turn it into reality.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Breh why she kinda look 13 with no makeup though.

bet she knows how to 'vacuum' good..

this thread is going to get shut down soon

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Fuck it we motor boating 13 times then.

What the hell is up with these teachers these days? Bitches be banging kids half their age and I can't even get a response back from them on Tinder/Bumble.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

What the hell is up with these teachers these days? Bitches be banging kids half their age and I can't even get a response back from them on Tinder/Bumble.

Shirtless pic on the beach next to your BMW wearing Ray Bans and a hat slightly offcenter with the visor pointed up.


Then just make your opener, what's better for breakfast pancakes or fucking?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

What the hell is up with these teachers these days? Bitches be banging kids half their age and I can't even get a response back from them on Tinder/Bumble.

Originally Posted by Axius

Shirtless pic on the beach next to your BMW wearing Ray Bans and a hat slightly offcenter with the visor pointed up.


Then just make your opener, what's better for breakfast pancakes or fucking?

Just duet. Watch it work. Now watch me whip.

[grimlock]

thats it, im posing as 13 in my next profile pic

"30-something, but I'll act like I'm 13"

and

"NO molesters"

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Shirtless pic on the beach next to your BMW wearing Ray Bans and a hat slightly offcenter with the visor pointed up.


Then just make your opener, what's better for breakfast pancakes or fucking?

How would you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

How would you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

i puked / coughed/ gagged /spit simulatneously

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by grimlock

i puked / coughed/ gagged /spit simulatneously

I am pretty sure that is good. I will assume so. Not the first time that has happened to me, although this is the first time it was a guy.

[Verbiage]

Damn. Just realized her daughter is only 3 years apart from the baby she fucked smh.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Shirtless pic on the beach next to your BMW wearing Ray Bans and a hat slightly offcenter with the visor pointed up.


Then just make your opener, what's better for breakfast pancakes or fucking?

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Just duet. Watch it work. Now watch me whip.

Brb, googling "How to get six pack abs in less than 2 hours."

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

How would you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

On a finer note m'lady, how do you enjoy your salad, chopped or tossed?

[Verbiage]

Got damn baby fucker.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I am pretty sure that is good. I will assume so. Not the first time that has happened to me, although this is the first time it was a guy.

yeah yeah.. this is a female teacher we're talking about here.. we'll send u a notification when it's a gruff male geography teacher

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Brb, googling "How to get six pack abs in less than 2 hours."

Don't need a 6 pack, I do just fine with a 1 pack coupled with tattoos and a douchey hat with Oakleys.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Don't need a 6 pack, I do just fine with a 1 pack coupled with tattoos and a douchey hat with Oakleys.

Fuck all that. I'm sure I could get just as good of results if I had two BMWs in my picture. Shirt stays on, shades are still a must. Picking up a second BMW on my way home.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Damn. Just realized her daughter is only 3 years apart from the baby she fucked smh.

protip: never baby, fucked ... same sentence.. ever. easy to misunderstood

but seriously.. being 13 and not being able to get your rocks off, while at school, asleep on transportation to school, is the toughest thing.. this woman, while technicall a child rapist, is still a saint in some respects.. but im not condoning it, don't get me wrong..

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Fuck all that. I'm sure I could get just as good of results if I had two BMWs in my picture. Shirt stays on, shades are still a must. Picking up a second BMW on my way home.

Get a boat. Ho's love boats.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Brb, googling "How to get six pack abs in less than 2 hours."

how to have 13yr-old erections may be better.. actually scratch that, google will notify the internation anti-child pornography cops or something