[Inspired]

Originally Posted by skinnycow

I had sex with a guy for the first time last month, so it hasn't been so much fun.

[ragingclue]

Hi I'm married and what is sex?

[Greenkirby21]

no sexy yet D:

[MiddleAgedAl]

Man, this reminds me of an old joke; dont recall everything, so I'm roughly paraphrasing here:

Teddy Roosevelt and wife were visiting a chicken farm during a campaign stop.

They were taken on separate tours. At one point Mrs. Roosevelt is told about the rooster who services the chickens to keep the inventory growing.

She pauses, then asks how often he does his job. The farmhand replies, "several times a day, every day, ma'am".

She thinks about that for a moment, then says, "well, when Mr. Roosevelt comes by here, make sure you tell him that".

Their individual tours continue, and sure enough Teddy gets to the same spot.

Dutifully the farmhand makes a point of telling him about the roosters performance, and mentions that he was asked to pass this along. Teddy replies, "Hmmm.... Same chicken every time?"

"No Sir"

"Well, tell THAT to Mrs. Roosevelt!"


Those of us who've been married a long time will relate to that far more than most of us would like to admit...

[RADRACR]

Originally Posted by skinnycow

It's really not that entertaining, it was nothing I expected to be, more like a nightmare lol

You sound like an awesome girlfriend.

Originally Posted by mike the snake

I'd be a very happy man getting sex once a day. As it is, once or twice a month is what it has settled into with my GF. This needs to change.

I could understand a wife, but a girlfriend? I would have walked away long before it resorted to that. She's obviously getting it from somewhere else but keeps you around as backup (or vice versa but it sounds like you're not).

[335e92tx]

Once per week would be find for me. And when I can get the wife's attention, she seems to prefer that frequency also. Too many other allocations on time.

I always make sure the wife gets off first so equals a pleasurable experience for both parties

Yep, getting the little lady's motor going first is always best. Any male that does not realize the importance of that is shooting themselves in the foot. Also addresses any problem with discomfort -SC ;-)

[AU335i]

the girl i'm seeing now wears me out every time... sometimes im not even in the mood the next day from being so tired from the day before... and she loves to go down... should I be complaining? lol


oh btw, when does it start to hurt for you guys? for me, I can't do it 3 nights in a row... just can't... don't know if i should be worried haha

[yakev724]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I spend my days in class and my nights in my room studying. Fml

Learn to study more efficiently. I was in a similar spot for most of my first major, now I rarely go to lectures, stay on top of my classes and have much more free time. All about figuring out what works best for you and not just passively going along with 'college'

Originally Posted by skinnycow

it was also a little awkward/embarrassing lol.

up to the guy to compensate to make the most of it, imo

[Sara]

2-3 times a week.

[Simsims]

Originally Posted by AU335i

the girl i'm seeing now wears me out every time... sometimes im not even in the mood the next day from being so tired from the day before... and she loves to go down... should I be complaining? lol


oh btw, when does it start to hurt for you guys? for me, I can't do it 3 nights in a row... just can't... don't know if i should be worried haha

don't be worried. I'm assuming you're not 20 anymore

[AU335i]

Originally Posted by Simsims

don't be worried. I'm assuming you're not 20 anymore

no... i'm only 21 LOL should be worried now?

[iBoost]

Originally Posted by AU335i

no... i'm only 21 LOL should be worried now?

wtf. you better wife her up. i'm 99.99876% sure you'll never find one like that again if you move on from that one.


youre one lucky bastard.

[Wolf]

you guys are lucky... LOL!! I ain't getting shit!

[AU335i]

Originally Posted by iBoost

wtf. you better wife her up. i'm 99.99876% sure you'll never find one like that again if you move on from that one.


youre one lucky bastard.

haha well technically we're not even dating lol just met her not too long ago and I feel it's just that honeymoon phase... it's convienent she lives in the apartment across from mine though but I'm scared of whats to come if things go down hill xP

[jaco]

I'd say 2 to 4 times a week. 2 times a week if its excellent. Some nights I just want to roll over and pass out.

[Spoolin335]

Im a once a week kinda guy, dont want to over do it and get sick of sex..
good sex once a week is better then shitty sex every day.

[carve]

Originally Posted by texasmojo

2-3 times a weak. Wife hardly asks for it. Thats what I don't like. Seems like if I dont ask for it then we would be roommates. She could probably go months without.

This. Kinda makes me feel like shit.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Go to grad school, play guitar, don't have an aversion to occasional marijuana use, and brush your hair and teeth once in a while.

It's kinda sad that weed helps to get some play. Lol

Originally Posted by aestheticstorm

I could understand a wife, but a girlfriend? I would have walked away long before it resorted to that.

I agree. It's hard for me to stay interested with a boring girl.

Originally Posted by yakev724

Learn to study more efficiently. I was in a similar spot for most of my first major, now I rarely go to lectures, stay on top of my classes and have much more free time. All about figuring out what works best for you and not just passively going along with 'college'

I try to study as efficiently as I can. But at the same time, I need to know everything I'm studying for the rest of my life. I'm trying to prepare myself for the CPA exam as much as I can.

[MisterSkiMask]

Originally Posted by carve

This. Kinda makes me feel like shit.

you are not alone

[escobar929]

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Loved this post! Kind of reminds of that movie Hall Pass where that one dude was caught masturbating in his minivan at night outside their house since he wasn't getting any. That movie had several lulz.

yea, that was pretty funny part of the movie, think they called it a drive by lol

for me, once a day would be ideal but 3-4 times a week is more realistic

but im single now, so ill take what i can get when i can get it

[Alpine Whiteboy]

I've jacked twice since I read this thread...

[achien]

depends on your age, I remember I need it 7-times a day when I was 18.