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      10-23-2015, 02:32 PM   #705
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Ok time for a new question.

Apparently the trend among 20 something guys now is Dad Bods. Which I translate as "acceleration of middle aged fat and soft". Guys do it because they think women find it sexy. Or at least that's their excuse - probably a lifetime of Doritos and Xbox has more to do with it. So the question to you ladies is;

WTF is that?
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I think "Dad Bod" is just an excuse for guys who are too lazy to work out, but want to fulfill their self esteem issues due to their laziness.

Ask any chick, and more often than not, so long as the guy isn't a huge flaming douche, a guy that's even somewhat cut is going to be far more desirable than a skinny dude with a gut or a chunky guy. Personality plays a large factor though.


It's like asking guys out there if they're looking for chicks with "mom bods". I mean, I wouldn't turn it down, but I'm completely superficial and usually go for chicks that are cut. Living a healthy life with exercise is important.
"dad bod?" I got Grandad Bod BRO!






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I was one of those fatties...270lbs. now 175lbs. I actually have abs. Dad bod is the dumbest thing out there...you're either healthy or not. I made the choice to get healthy as a lifestyle change. Good food, low sugar, water and exercise.

Dumbest thing is people asking me if I have Cancer due to the weight loss...
You 270 to 175lbs? I knew it.
Either you are model or a Spy. Getting into the country at 270lbs, deep cover and do the "operations" at 175lbs. nicely done!
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I fixin' to put down the Southern charm
I double dog dare you to take a pic.
Already have - because I know how you cynical peeps are, but it's not clear.

I'll get a better one
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Already have - because I know how you cynical peeps are, but it's not clear.

I'll get a better one
Make sure the Air Marshal...the one sitting in the aisle seat...is in the potty, first.
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Already have - because I know how you cynical peeps are, but it's not clear.

I'll get a better one
Make sure the Air Marshal...the one sitting in the aisle seat...is in the potty, first.
How the fuq do I post it here???
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Thoughts?
You and Alex need glasses. Or to at least see more than three different Asians before you decide they all look like Tara.
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I don't see a ring...
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Thoughts?
You and Alex need glasses. Or to at least see more than three different Asians before you decide they all look like Tara.
Hey - I am delirious from sleep deprivation.
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Thoughts?
She look more like Argentinian or Chilean.
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You and Alex need glasses. Or to at least see more than three different Asians before you decide they all look like Tara.
No. My Tara looks more like Tara than his Tara.
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*Was suppose take a video of my kid coming out of school, but it was on a camera mode.
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You and Alex need glasses. Or to at least see more than three different Asians before you decide they all look like Tara.
No. My Tara looks more like Tara than his Tara.
Whatever - your just Jelly that my 'Tara' will bring me drinks for the next 2 hours!
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Already have - because I know how you cynical peeps are, but it's not clear.

I'll get a better one
Make sure the Air Marshal...the one sitting in the aisle seat...is in the potty, first.
Or not. We could use some excitement around here. I picture him being taken down yelling "Noooo but she looks like Bimmeeettte" before he is rendered unconscious by the marshall
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You and Alex need glasses. Or to at least see more than three different Asians before you decide they all look like Tara.
No. My Tara looks more like Tara than his Tara.
Whatever - your just Jelly that my 'Tara' will bring me drinks for the next 2 hours!
Hahaha you guys are both blind. Those girls aren't even Asian! Although I'm relieved to see that they aren't ugly, so thanks
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Whatever - your just Jelly that my 'Tara' will bring me drinks for the next 2 hours!
I hope someone makes you famous on YouTube
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Or not. We could use some excitement around here. I picture him being taken down yelling "Noooo but she looks like Bimmeeettte" before he is rendered unconscious by the marshall
Yea....that would be fuqing HILARIOUS! I'd even post it to your you tube channel
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As the official Tara contest referee, I'd say Prenna wins.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Famous or infamous??
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Famous or infamous??
Is there a difference nowadays?
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Is there a difference nowadays?
Small difference IMO...

BTW - a former U.S. Women's National basketball team player in on my flight - she played under Pat Summitt at UT...she's taller than me
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As the official Tara contest referee, I'd say Prenna wins.
Thank you! Thank you!

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