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      10-06-2015, 01:55 PM   #7657
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DAMN SKIPPY Why do you think I started playing all those years ago..??

Beach is EVEN better
I've been fucking up big time. Going to see if there's a local volleyball club around here. Also, I'm going to take up yoga. Not because it's fun or for the fitness, but the first time I went I made 3 new girlfriends.
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      10-06-2015, 01:56 PM   #7658
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I've been fucking up big time. Going to see if there's a local volleyball club around here. Also, I'm going to take up yoga. Not because it's fun or for the fitness, but the first time I went I made 3 new girlfriends.
They probably figured you'd be their GAY BFF.
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      10-06-2015, 01:57 PM   #7659
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lol,
Who is this Axius person? Are you related to TheAxiom
Or perhaps are you from Baconification Peninsula?

Anyway, seems like a lot of shit has gone down in the past few months. Sara504was dating Mr.SugarSkulls? What happened to the Guido and Attorney?
There's a place called Baconification Peninsula?!?! Sounds glorious. I would like to live there.


Guido wanted too much 'GTL' for Ra to handle, attorney's credit score wasn't good enough and didn't come from a rich enough family.
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      10-06-2015, 01:58 PM   #7660
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They probably figured you'd be their GAY BFF.
That's what I was going for and it worked. All three of them let me feel what it's like to be inside a vagina for the first time.



How lucky am I!
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      10-06-2015, 02:04 PM   #7661
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There's a place called Baconification Peninsula?!?! Sounds glorious. I would like to live there.


Guido wanted too much 'GTL' for Ra to handle, attorney's credit score wasn't good enough and didn't come from a rich enough family.
Oh shit. Bimmerpost has turned into e-harmony.com
Lups seems to have also gone AWOL and Biorin is her replacement.
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      10-06-2015, 02:08 PM   #7662
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There's a place called Baconification Peninsula?!?! Sounds glorious. I would like to live there.


Guido wanted too much 'GTL' for Ra to handle, attorney's credit score wasn't good enough and didn't come from a rich enough family.
Oh shit. Bimmerpost has turned into e-harmony.com
Lups seems to have also gone AWOL and Biorin is her replacement.
Don't think I can match that level of sass. Also, my hair turns orange if I try to dye it blonde. I'll never be good enough
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      10-06-2015, 02:11 PM   #7663
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lol,
Who is this Axius person? Are you related to TheAxiom
Or perhaps are you from Baconification Peninsula?

Anyway, seems like a lot of shit has gone down in the past few months. Sara504was dating Mr.SugarSkulls? What happened to the Guido and Attorney?
Broke up with him, Engaged, moved to Dallas.
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      10-06-2015, 02:26 PM   #7664
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Don't think I can match that level of sass. Also, my hair turns orange if I try to dye it blonde. I'll never be good enough
Also, you'll get a nosebleed from the platform shoes
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      10-06-2015, 02:28 PM   #7665
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Broke up with him, Engaged, moved to Dallas.
He got engaged after you broke up... Hmm then you probably where NOT his actual girlfriend. You are what we would call a side piece.
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He got engaged after you broke up... Hmm then you probably where NOT his actual girlfriend. You are what we would call a side piece.
Re read my response
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Re read my response
So you got engaged and moved to Dallas? Or did he leave because you stopped riding and lost that ass.
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      10-06-2015, 02:41 PM   #7668
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These are pretty funny videos. I feel like I'm watching a reality dating show or something.

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      10-06-2015, 02:44 PM   #7669
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Broke up with him, Engaged, moved to Dallas.
You didn't see this coming? Oh man, men these days!
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      10-06-2015, 02:46 PM   #7670
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So you got engaged and moved to Dallas? Or did he leave because you stopped riding and lost that ass.
You asked about 3 different guys, I gave you 3 different responses. One for each guy. There was no "and", there were commas separating them all.
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You didn't see this coming? Oh man, men these days!
I didnt see #2. That shocked the shit out of me.
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You asked about 3 different guys, I gave you 3 different responses. One for each guy. There was no "and", there were commas separating them all.
Well sieg heil to you too there grammar nazi.
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These are pretty funny videos. I feel like I'm watching a reality dating show or something.

:welcometolastyear:
We're here to entertain!
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      10-06-2015, 03:00 PM   #7674
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We're here to entertain!
We need a live group video session
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      10-06-2015, 03:00 PM   #7675
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We're here to entertain!
When are we going on a date?
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      10-06-2015, 03:01 PM   #7676
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We're here to entertain!
When are we going on a date?
Next week?
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      10-06-2015, 03:03 PM   #7677
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We're here to entertain!
We need a live group video session
Hahahahah oh boy
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Next week?
You do know that you're going to have to travel to him?
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