[Mr.SugarSkulls]

I should have never tried finding a BFF on bumble.

I'm trying to find random cool guys here in NY to go grab a drink and talk sports, but all they want to do is play with my junk.

I'm going back to just hook ups on tinder.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Girls usually hit on me...it's a curse.

I am not a piece of meat. Despite what my chiseled summer abs may say

Skulls, phuc you and your abs!!!! After my two hip surgeries, I put on 15lbs! Now I have a layer of fat on my stomach SHAPED like abs. So pissed!

In NY chicks didn't realky hit on me, but it wasn't hard to get chicks.

When I was in OC/LA I was getting hit on. Hard to say no after getting hit on consecutively. Seriously.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I should have never tried finding a BFF on bumble.

I'm trying to find random cool guys here in NY to go grab a drink and talk sports, but all they want to do is play with my junk.

I'm going back to just hook ups on tinder.

You sayin the dudes in NY want gay lovin from you?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Skulls, phuc you and your abs!!!! After my two hip surgeries, I put on 15lbs! Now I have a layer of fat on my stomach SHAPED like abs. So pissed!

In NY chicks didn't realky hit on me, but it wasn't hard to get chicks.

When I was in OC/LA I was getting hit on. Hard to say no after getting hit on consecutively. Seriously.

Yikes! That's me in the fall/winter. Bulk life is happy life.

But yeah- right now I'm sitting at 9% body fat just maintaining until Memorial Day weekend. Then I'll cut down to about 7% for the summer, get me dick wet for two months before the cycle repeats.

SoCal girls are hoes. But they're my hoes. And I love them.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You sayin the dudes in NY want gay lovin from you?

I mean, I don't blame em...

But yes I just want to talk sports over grey goose. It's not often the Mariners sit atop the ALwest

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I mean, I don't blame em...

But yes I just want to talk sports over grey goose. It's not often the Mariners sit atop the ALwest

Dude that's the issue. Ain't no dude want to meet up to talk sports over Goose.

Maybe beers...

Poppin bottles of Goose is reserved for table service with intent of either appearing to roll status or get bitches. Same.

Btw, my fave Vodka is Russian Standard. It's incredible.

[ASBSECU E93]

Unlike you slackers on BP (paging F30lolz ) - I actually had to do some damn work today!!!

What'd I miss

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I mean, I don't blame em...

But yes I just want to talk sports over grey goose. It's not often the Mariners sit atop the ALwest

It's early

That's like saying I'm winning the marathon after the 1st 1/2 mile!!!!

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

It's early

That's like saying I'm winning the marathon after the 1st 1/2 mile!!!!

Playoffs are starting this weekend. I called it.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

It's early

That's like saying I'm winning the marathon after the 1st 1/2 mile!!!!

IT DOESNT HAPPEN OFTEN.

Let me soak in my glory of what I know will inevitably turn into another wasted season

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dude that's the issue. Ain't no dude want to meet up to talk sports over Goose.

Maybe beers...

Poppin bottles of Goose is reserved for table service with intent of either appearing to roll status or get bitches. Same.

Btw, my fave Vodka is Russian Standard. It's incredible.

Beer makes you fat, something of which I can't afford atm.

That's a pretty darn good selection.
My favorite (social) vodka obviously is grey goose on the rocks.

In my party days, my favorite was ever clear.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

IT DOESNT HAPPEN OFTEN.

Let me soak in my glory of what I know will inevitably turn into another wasted season

All I gotta say is The Sox. AL East.

(Drop mic)

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I mean, I don't blame em...

But yes I just want to talk sports over grey goose. It's not often the Mariners sit atop the ALwest

Try Mid-Town ATL.....

I had a conference in Atlanta one year, lets just say it's not a place for a straight, dark, tall, better than average looking man.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I should have never tried finding a BFF on bumble.

I'm trying to find random cool guys here in NY to go grab a drink and talk sports, but all they want to do is play with my junk.

I'm going back to just hook ups on tinder.

You really have to stop hanging out at "The Cock". Any time there will leave a bad taste in your mouth (and throat)...

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Beer makes you fat, something of which I can't afford atm.

That's a pretty darn good selection.
My favorite (social) vodka obviously is grey goose on the rocks.

In my party days, my favorite was ever clear.

EverClear is some shit - drank once and couldn't find my fretboard...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Try Mid-Town ATL.....

I had a conference in Atlanta one year, lets just say it's not a place for a straight, dark, tall, better than average looking man.

So you were perfectly safe then?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

So you were perfectly safe then?

Easy - OR I'll talk bad about a Porsche or something

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

EverClear is some shit - drank once and couldn't find my fretboard...

Apparently - my redneck roots will trump here...

White Lightening....AKA Corn Liquor.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Easy - OR I'll talk bad about a Porsche or something

I has no affiliation to P-cars...

[US///M3]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Girls usually hit on me...it's a curse.

I am not a piece of meat. Despite what my chiseled summer abs may say

In Leprechauns land?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by US///M3

In Leprechauns land?

Yes, because I am a midget like a leprechaun at 5'10
Right ASBSECU E93 ?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

EverClear is some shit - drank once and couldn't find my fretboard...

95% is trouble.

Sadly, I've wrote some of my best compositions while under that influence