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      04-08-2016, 04:42 PM   #8383
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After the fat girl flack yesterday (still love you Tara), I will refrain from opening up the horse comment can of worms.

You and your devious wit, Lups.
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Tara is very fit. Sara is very fit. I'm okay when ever I don't have access to pots and pans. Biorin is the tiniest thing in internet.

We're cool.
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What? Why you doing tax shit then??!

What sets the mood? Talking about straightline vs accelerated depreciation? Deferred taxes?
Well, i'm not doing the "Tax Shit" per say. I'm going through AR, AP, Customer deposits, Prepaid inventory, inventory, bad debt, etc... Our OS is industry specific and it's a bitch to fix anything. A task takes 3 steps to do. Do it wrong and it takes 6 steps to correct.

Do all of it AFTER your Sr. Manager level CPA accountant has done all the staff level reconciliation work and...... lets just say i'm not expecting to have a wonderful weekend.
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Fuck you bitches, I am a god.
Will this be your chosen form?

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Well, i'm not doing the "Tax Shit" per say. I'm going through AR, AP, Customer deposits, Prepaid inventory, inventory, bad debt, etc... Our OS is industry specific and it's a bitch to fix anything. A task takes 3 steps to do. Do it wrong and it takes 6 steps to correct.

Do all of it AFTER your Sr. Manager level CPA accountant has done all the staff level reconciliation work and...... lets just say i'm not expecting to have a wonderful weekend.
Balance sheet.
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Will this be your chosen form?

I was more into stargate god mode. Apophis was my favorite.
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Tara is very fit. Sara is very fit. I'm okay when ever I don't have access to pots and pans. Biorin is the tiniest thing in internet.

We're cool.
Damn Amy Schumer comment kicked it off...it gets bad.

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Dude stop. Don't get me started.

That dudes torso looks like Pacman
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Nothing gets Biorin revved up like finance. Haha. That was an epic entrance!
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Wait you calling me fat? What?
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Wait you calling me fat? What?
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No, I don't think so
That looks like an Uncle....in training.
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Hello!
Let's do some Sum of the Parts valuation validated by a 10-year DCF.
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Dude stop. Don't get me started.

That dudes torso looks like Pacman
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@Biorin if I'm doing a software implementation, what can I capitalize vs. expense? Does it matter if the software is SaaS vs. OnPremise? If I have right to convert to an OnPremise owned asset at the end of the service period, can I then capitalize the SaaS cost?

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@Biorin if I'm doing a software implementation, what can I capitalize vs. expense? Does it matter if the software is SaaS vs. OnPremise? If I have right to convert to an OnPremise owned asset at the end of the service period, can I then capitalize the SaaS cost?

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Hahaha...I'm geeking out.

Software capex/expense can be tricky.

You might also want to provide:

1. Your company's capex $ threshold
2. The right to convert to asset - any conditions?
3. What is the software's intended use?
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Hahaha...I'm geeking out.

Software capex/expense can be tricky.

You might also want to provide:

1. Your company's capex $ threshold
2. The right to convert to asset - any conditions?
3. What is the software's intended use?
Sorry was trying to get her hot & bothered. You hot & bothered = no bueno (also, no boner). Thanks for honestly trying to help. iLol'd though.

I have a feeling it was totally working.
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With the added details, she's probably even more excited!
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With the added details, she's probably even more excited!
You practically read my mind.
Literally me...
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