Ask a girl anything?

UncleWede · 04-11-2016, 01:38 PM

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I'm never drinking again

"And this time, I mean it"

silvergray545 · 04-11-2016, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

You watch my snap chats! I eat a sprinkle donut everyday!

I feel like I've never seen the sprinkle donut!

Mr Tonka · 04-11-2016, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Funny, that is why I thought of this. Is that in St Pete, or Tampa proper? Aka... where is it? I'ma check it out next time I visit our office up there. Or, I will make my employee based up there pick them up and bring them here to a meeting. Is that employee abuse? What the fuck is the use of being in charge if you can't make people do the unsavory things you used to have to do, huh?

It's in S. Tampa on Dale Mabry near Plant Highschool.

No, in no way is that employee abuse.

Hit a brother up next time you're up here. I'll buy lunch. (you don't even have to put out and it won't be because i'm trying to control you either.) The Golden Corral Buffet around here is OMG TDF!!

Calm down ASB.... hahaha

jtodd_fl · 04-11-2016, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's in S. Tampa on Dale Mabry near Plant Highschool.

No, in no way is that employee abuse.

Hit a brother up next time you're up here. I'll buy lunch. (you don't even have to put out and it won't be because i'm trying to control you either.) The Golden Corral Buffet around here is OMG TDF!!

Calm down ASB.... hahaha

I will for sure. There is so much epic win in that last part. It is like a the trifecta of jokes... you got putting out, controlling and Golden Corral love all in one paragraph. I love it. Maybe if it is after hours, you can break into a 5 Guys and make me a burger?

Mr Tonka · 04-11-2016, 02:55 PM

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I will for sure. There is so much epic win in that last part. It is like a the trifecta of jokes... you got putting out, controlling and Golden Corral love all in one paragraph. I love it. Maybe if it is after hours, you can break into a 5 Guys and make me a burger?

5 Guys is right around the corner from Mini Donut Factory.....

Come to think of it, there is another place close by called SoHo Donut that does sandwiches using donuts for buns. I've yet to try that place because they close at 6pm and well, lets face it, no one wants to depend on an employee call 911 when the "boss" has a heart attack from his hamburge-donut lunch.

jtodd_fl · 04-11-2016, 02:57 PM

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5 Guys is right around the corner from Mini Donut Factory.....

Come to think of it, there is another place close by called SoHo Donut that does sandwiches using donuts for buns. I've yet to try that place because they close at 6pm and well, lets face it, no one wants to depend on an employee call 911 when the "boss" has a heart attack from his hamburger-donut lunch.

Hah.. omg... hamburger donut lunch. I wonder what is the best donut to use as a hamburger bun? Maybe Maple donut with bacon bits? Would compliment the beef nicely methinks!

silvergray545 · 04-11-2016, 03:13 PM

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Hah.. omg... hamburger donut lunch. I wonder what is the best donut to use as a hamburger bun? Maybe Maple donut with bacon bits? Would compliment the beef nicely methinks!

There's a restaurant by me that used glazed donuts instead of a bun. I'm afraid to try it without an ambulance waiting outside for me.

jtodd_fl · 04-11-2016, 03:20 PM

Best donuts I ever had were Voodoo Donuts in Portland. It was weird, it was a full on tourist attraction. Many were NSFW. If I recall, they have a website, but they were pretty interesting and tasty. I took clients there - was an edgy thing to do back in the day. Probably only cool now if you did it back before it was cool.

Verbiage · 04-11-2016, 03:27 PM

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Best donuts I ever had were Voodoo Donuts in Portland. It was weird, it was a full on tourist attraction. Many were NSFW. If I recall, they have a website, but they were pretty interesting and tasty. I took clients there - was an edgy thing to do back in the day. Probably only cool now if you did it back before it was cool.

I saw lots of social media posts back in the day concerning this place.

Extremely horrifically unhealthy concoctions they created, there.

ASBSECU E93 · 04-11-2016, 03:32 PM

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I strongly dislike having someone pay for me. Obviously if we're spending a decent amount of time together to where it becomes a "you get this one, I'll get the next one" sort of thing, that's different. I've seen too many examples of women using men for free things, and too many examples of men using money as a way to control/get what they want out of women. It's such a turn off. I'm probably more biased against having someone pay than I should be, but it is what it is. Money, for me, is freedom to do what I want, when I want, how I want. If it's someone else's money on someone else's terms, that's not worth it to me.

Edit: That was kind of ranty and not quite on topic, but it irks me... I had so many friends in college who went out with the sole intention of getting men to buy them drinks.

Quite ranty.

You're also an apparent anomaly amongst your species, so this makes sense, to me.

1MOREMOD, more aliens are surfacing.

I believe the word you are searching for to best describe her is a Unicorn sprinkled in fairy dust, wrapped in the Golden Fleece with a Secret Santa Boob scarf

jtodd_fl · 04-11-2016, 03:34 PM

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I saw lots of social media posts back in the day concerning this place.

Extremely horrifically unhealthy concoctions they created, there.

Hehe... you have to get the rapper's delight combo
- A Marshall Mathers (VANILLA frosting and M&Ms)
- An ODB (just a messy donut with tons of dark stuff on it)
- A Maple Blazer blunt (A maple flavored "log shaped" donut dipped in orage sprinkles on an end - looks "lit".)

Of course, de rigueur, we made the hot chick in the group eat a "cock and balls" donut (self-explanatory: shaped like... a dick) and bought the boss a "gay bar" donut - cream filled with a rainbow of cereal on top - cannot remember what cereal it was.

Haha... funny.

Edit: Changed raper's to rapper's. Contrary to popular belief, they are not synonymous.

Mr Tonka · 04-11-2016, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hah.. omg... hamburger donut lunch. I wonder what is the best donut to use as a hamburger bun? Maybe Maple donut with bacon bits? Would compliment the beef nicely methinks!

Works for me!

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Best donuts I ever had were Voodoo Donuts in Portland. It was weird, it was a full on tourist attraction. Many were NSFW. If I recall, they have a website, but they were pretty interesting and tasty. I took clients there - was an edgy thing to do back in the day. Probably only cool now if you did it back before it was cool.

I figure if it's in Portland, it's gonna be good.

There is a place here called Nicola's Donuts. Best donuts i've ever had. The only place that has rivaled them (that i've tasted) thus far is a place in Estes Park called the Do Nut Haus. We got there right as they opened and waited nearly 30 minutes in the line that was wrapped around the block.

Damn good donuts.

Voodoo Donuts sounds like Hot Cookie in San Francisco. Not that i'd know....

Verbiage · 04-11-2016, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I believe the word you are searching for to best describe her is a Unicorn sprinkled in fairy dust, wrapped in the Golden Fleece with a Secret Santa Boob scarf

As long as it is Celine or Ferragamo, I'm sure she wouldn't mind the description.

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Hehe... you have to get the rapers delight combo
- A Marshall Mathers (VANILLA frosting and M&Ms)
- An ODB (just a messy donut with tons of dark stuff on it)
- A Maple Blazer blunt (A maple flavored "log shaped" donut dipped in orage sprinkles on an end - looks "lit".)

Of course, de rigueur, we made the hot chick in the group eat a "cock and balls" donut (self-explanatory: shaped like... a dick) and bought the boss a "gay bar" donut - cream filled with a rainbow of cereal on top - cannot remember what cereal it was.

Haha... funny.

Craziness!

Lups · 04-11-2016, 03:40 PM

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Women never pay for anything. Do you know how much my lashes cost? Lol. We look amazing and the man pays. It evens out.

Wow!

I'm saving a fortune since my lashes grow on their own! Jei!

Biorin · 04-11-2016, 03:59 PM

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I believe the word you are searching for to best describe her is a Unicorn sprinkled in fairy dust, wrapped in the Golden Fleece with a Secret Santa Boob scarf

I was wearing my boob scarf last night, so at the very least that part is accurate.

UglyBuzzard · 04-11-2016, 04:00 PM

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I was wearing my boob scarf last night, so at the very least that part is accurate.

Have to ask - boob scarf?

Biorin · 04-11-2016, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hehe... you have to get the rapers delight combo
- A Marshall Mathers (VANILLA frosting and M&Ms)
- An ODB (just a messy donut with tons of dark stuff on it)
- A Maple Blazer blunt (A maple flavored "log shaped" donut dipped in orage sprinkles on an end - looks "lit".)

Yes... will be sure to try...

jtodd_fl · 04-11-2016, 04:03 PM

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Yes... will be sure to try...

OMG... I have nothing else to say... I may go edit for future readers... raper's delight... oh my. Thanks for catching, professor.

Edit: Seems like a raper's delight donut would be chloroform or roofie flavored. And maybe look like Bill Cosby.

Biorin · 04-11-2016, 04:04 PM

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Have to ask - boob scarf?

I had a wonderful OT Secret Santa who bestowed upon me a beautiful scarf, the ends of which each contained a gloriously round and perky boob.

UglyBuzzard · 04-11-2016, 04:07 PM

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I had a wonderful OT Secret Santa who bestowed upon me a beautiful scarf, the ends of which each contained a gloriously round and perky boob.

Wow, you have to post a pic of this in the cool pic thread. Please.

Mr Tonka · 04-11-2016, 04:53 PM

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Best donuts I ever had were Voodoo Donuts in Portland. It was weird, it was a full on tourist attraction. Many were NSFW. If I recall, they have a website, but they were pretty interesting and tasty. I took clients there - was an edgy thing to do back in the day. Probably only cool now if you did it back before it was cool.

Man!! I'm going to have to stop for a donut on the way home now. Jerk.

UncleWede · 04-11-2016, 04:55 PM

Take bimmette to get a donut and it won't be so bad

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