Fatty talks to me on FB

JayKay335i · 01-31-2011, 11:06 AM

OP makes me sick

Wakka · 01-31-2011, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

ugh... this did not help anything Rob.

i know shes a beast right. I'll have to post up some hotties i got when i get back from class as a redemption. Just thought you'd all love to see some more pictures of this beast in action.

BTW your name totally isnt 'Vincent' is it? I've been meaning to ask you because your blind date on NYE was calling you something else

NYCGP · 01-31-2011, 01:34 PM

Yep.. she may have been calling me by my last name. A lot of people know me by it. But yeah I go by just about every variation of Vincent.

BTM · 01-31-2011, 01:54 PM

Vincerino!

iBoost · 01-31-2011, 01:56 PM

GIFSoup

Wakka · 01-31-2011, 03:50 PM

is your last name anthony? im pretty sure she was calling you that. I could be wrong or maybe she was talking about someone else but i was just confused. i pretended like i knew what she was talking about

NYCGP · 01-31-2011, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

is your last name anthony? im pretty sure she was calling you that. I could be wrong or maybe she was talking about someone else but i was just confused. i pretended like i knew what she was talking about

She was a mess. I didn't have time to wait for her to figure out she wanted to get laid more than dance. So I found a crack whore that had her priorities straight...

Wakka · 01-31-2011, 04:23 PM

Haha omg dude when you texted me saying you left, and then she showed up and was like where did he go? I was like oh... uhh he went to go dance

She looked really sad

Turbo>NA · 01-31-2011, 04:33 PM

make that bitch pregnant

Wakka · 01-31-2011, 04:59 PM

not the same fat bish but this made me lol, i had to share with you guys.

Year's_End · 01-31-2011, 05:20 PM

would never smash any of the girls posted itt

ghosthi32 · 01-31-2011, 05:24 PM

wakka flocka flame

Wakka · 01-31-2011, 05:30 PM

.

hl0m4n · 02-01-2011, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I'm more of a whisky man. Back in my hay day of drinking I used to drink a lot of Crown. Not a fan of black. Always had a taste for gold. I enjoyed a few glasses of glenlivet not long ago. I've got a cheap bottle of pendleton sitting on my desk now. I've never had henessey before. I've really lost my taste for whisky. Haven't tried it with water but I think I need to give it a try. I usually do some cheap canadian blends and a dash of soda. Finished a bottle of knob creek over the new years and it just destroyed me. Too much. I think I need to take it slow and start from the beginning again.

same, i love whiskey and i don't go out/drink here in the states so when i go visit my friend in bkk i go all out. everytime i visit, the 1st night of going out im always puking in the bathroom

cause i take such a long break off and start drinking again the same amount i would when im used to it.

my order is johnie->glenlevit->henny (cognac)->chivas->crown->jack, i always get the first 3 though sometimes chivas. for some reason i can't stand the taste of crown and jack.

you know its bad when in 39 days i opened 40 bottles of 1L black, 1L henny xmas, and 1 1l gold label on new years and it starts to taste like nothing or apple juice in my case haha.

get yourself a nice glass and fill with ice. start with like 20% whiskey and fill with water. if not strong enough keep increasing but mine at 40/60 sometimes just 50/50 lol.

im back in the states and im detoxing if you will

and i plan on going back during the summer

. im telling you bkk is the place to go for vacation

.

JayKay335i · 02-01-2011, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by hl0m4n

same, i love whiskey and i don't go out/drink here in the states so when i go visit my friend in bkk i go all out. everytime i visit, the 1st night of going out im always puking in the bathroom

cause i take such a long break off and start drinking again the same amount i would when im used to it.

my order is johnie->glenlevit->henny (cognac)->chivas->crown->jack, i always get the first 3 though sometimes chivas. for some reason i can't stand the taste of crown and jack.

you know its bad when in 39 days i opened 40 bottles of 1L black, 1L henny xmas, and 1 1l gold label on new years and it starts to taste like nothing or apple juice in my case haha.

get yourself a nice glass and fill with ice. start with like 20% whiskey and fill with water. if not strong enough keep increasing but mine at 40/60 sometimes just 50/50 lol.

im back in the states and im detoxing if you will

and i plan on going back during the summer

. im telling you bkk is the place to go for vacation

.

I would actually go if I had the chance. I enjoy Asian culture and my new found asian friends. My only problem is I love me some pale ass white chick pussy. Most asians just dont get my junk thumpin.

Taking a slight party break till the end of the quarter. Its getting into crunch time and I just found out we have to write a research paper before finals.

JayKay335i · 02-01-2011, 12:34 AM

Wakka · 02-16-2011, 08:14 PM

Well shes msging me again... this story seems to have quite a bit of potential so i thought i would start sharing with you guys

This is the first message she sent me... i was so confuesed:

her:i left my number for the bartender and he hasnt called.

me:what?

her:2 weeks ago i went to chilis bar and the bartender was flirting with me. so i went back the week after and he talked to me and my friends the whole night and gave me a free marg
so i left my number on the reciept

8:12pm
me:lol... why do you come to me with this shit all the time?
what does he look like?

Hope the suspense kills you while i wait for what i am only going to guess is :

'Fat & hairy' again.

Wakka · 02-16-2011, 08:18 PM

her:http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._7003340_n.jpg
glasses

(Fat and hairy indeed)

me:youre facebook friends with the guy that you met 2 weeks ago bartending?

her:no
i am friends with someone else in the pictures

me:but how did you... nvm

her:hes 26 or 27 doesnt have fbook

me:you asked?

8:16pm
no
my friend dan worked there

JayKay335i · 02-16-2011, 08:18 PM

Who accepts fat friend requests anyway?

Wakka · 02-16-2011, 08:22 PM

me: got ya
he just happened to show you a picture of him on the internet?

her: no. lol thats how i know he doesnt have fbook

me: ok

her:i found that picture because i was friends with the girl in the picture and she came up on my news feed

me: oic

her:thoughts?

8:20pm
me: on what?
hes a bartender
he always hits on girls
they want a bigger tip
/thread

Yea i actually said /thread to her.

Sara · 02-16-2011, 08:36 PM

I read that whole thing..oh my god.

CollinsE90 · 02-16-2011, 08:37 PM

ask her if she would give a blumpkin

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