[Bups]

Originally Posted by Lups

That's why i keep sucking up to you daily. Resend.

Too bad so sad. You had your chance. Twice if I recall correctly. Screenshots work magic. So now you can find one from the internet or something.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Bups

Too bad so sad. You had your chance. Twice if I recall correctly. Screenshots work magic. So now you can find one from the internet or something.

Once, but i guess i shall love you forever even when you doom me to a world of tasteless food. I mean, i deserve this I'm sure.

K. I think i can go try and reregister to the orchid forum I got banned from and i can find new people to love.

Don't mind me, the rain you see is not mostly my tears. I think.

[cliverman]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Anyone my age is old

I’m a ‘69 model and I’m not old. All a matter of maintenance and up keep.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by cliverman

I’m a ‘69 model and I not old. All a matter of maintenance and up keep.

Preaching to the choir brofessor

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Finnish food sucks. I need new recipes!

Belgian food is excellent . At least when I cook !

But our potatoes still s@ck .

[F30lolz]

Crap I forgot to take that’s Snickers ice cream.

[aozer]

hopefully they didn't have to pay the difference out of their pocket

[Bups]

I've been living a double life.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Bups

I've been living a double life.

Actually a triple life

[wdb]

I read this thread.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by wdb

I read this thread.

Excellent

[upstatedoc]

I ate so much roast last night. I was on my third slab and people were eating dessert.

[BuiltnBoostedZ]

I must confess, over the holidays, I heard the wife screaming.."wrong hole!!"....but I acted like I didn't hear and just kept right on pounding.

[upstatedoc]

I like Bruno Mars

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I like Bruno Mars

Him (BANNED) or his music (let it slide)?

[Faredo]

When I was a kid i used to pee in the Ozarka Springs. Its bottled in Tx and i would squeeze the gizzard in there every day.
Oh man do i feel better. BTW some of you may have had my DNA in you. cheers.

[Sassicaia]

I like to get drunk and play with my power tools.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Last week I drove to my hairdresser...

I parked my car and saw a paper on his window..On the paper was written that he has the flu for X time .
I thought fuck and shit , because I was not in the mood to look after another/new hairdresser and I had lack of time like usual !

Came late back home from work that evening/night and took a shower , and looked to myself in the mirror and thought I have a sharp pair of scissors as well !

So I confess...

I started with my haircut job in front of the mirror in my bathroom . Need to say the result and styling looks pretty good because I got compliments of my new haircut/style at my work !
( #no joke )

[ItsGary]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I brake check.

Ahh, I see you’re a man of rich culture too.


I turn on my rear fog lights when people get too close at the red lights. It’s fun to blind them.

[Arcades]

I drive a lot faster when I hear Fast & Furious music playing.

Also, Lups left me in the US.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by 37psi

Ps. You can pixilate your face if you want.

I am curious. I gave myself a haircut last year and it was disastrous but that was my first attempt.

OK . No problem !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by ItsGary

Ahh, I see you’re a man of rich culture too.


I turn on my rear fog lights when people get too close at the red lights. It’s fun to blind them.

I throw my gearbox always in reverse , and that works outstanding !