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      04-19-2016, 01:22 PM   #9043
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...and FTR, I've kissed many girls...and I LIKED IT!
but u have penis
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      04-19-2016, 01:24 PM   #9044
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LOL ASBSECU E93 based on your interactions in all of the threads tailored toward a specific demographic, I have come to the conclusion that you are a mid twenty-something black girl.


E93 ownership confirms this. But it is supercharged, so girl scout brownie points for you.
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      04-19-2016, 01:25 PM   #9046
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LOL ASBSECU E93 based on your interactions in all of the threads tailored toward a specific demographic, I have come to the conclusion that you are a mid twenty-something black girl.


E93 ownership confirms this. But it is supercharged, so girl scout brownie points for you.
...so, ASB is you?
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      04-19-2016, 01:25 PM   #9047
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LOL ASBSECU E93 based on your interactions in all of the threads tailored toward a specific demographic, I have come to the conclusion that you are a mid twenty-something black girl.


E93 ownership confirms this. But it is supercharged, so girl scout brownie points for you.
For Tha Mutha Fuq'n WIN!!!!
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      04-19-2016, 01:25 PM   #9048
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real question, Biorin: how many guys have u kissed?
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      04-19-2016, 01:26 PM   #9049
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...and FTR, I've kissed many girls...and I LIKED IT!
but u have penis
Yes - and it is MAGNIFICENT....or so my wife tells me....
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      04-19-2016, 01:27 PM   #9050
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real question, Biorin: how many guys have u kissed?
Very few. Us hookers like to leave that as the one thing we keep for people we care about.
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Yes - and it is MAGNIFICENT....or so my goat tells me....
FTFY
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Very few. Us hookers like to leave that as the one thing we keep for people we care about.
okay.. question answered very sufficiently..
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...so, ASB is you?
Judging by the magnitude of your own masculinity, everyone else may as well possess a vagina.
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Very few. Us hookers like to leave that as the one thing we keep for people we care about.
Along with the AIDS, I presume.
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I learned long ago - Girls and Foosball are NOT the DEBIL as I was once told...
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He fits right in with the other girls, Mr Tonka, Bimmette etc.
Dude.
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I didn't know hookers also have people they care about. Lol
No, sweetie. You're thinking of blow up dolls. A real hooker couldn't be paid enough to sleep with you.
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Bc of the constant complaining of Mr Tonka,biorin and Bimmette to the mods, V1 got banned for posting pics of girls in bikinis/ lingerie.

People were posting those pics long before they joined BP.

At least use the other whore thread for this kind of talk, not this one.
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Hahaha sausage party tag.
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No, sweetie. You're thinking of blow up dolls. A real hooker couldn't be paid enough to sleep with you.
Savage.
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No, sweetie. You're thinking of blow up dolls. A real hooker couldn't be paid enough to sleep with you.
Honest to God, I've never been with a hooker contrary to what you think. It's a turn off for me to pay for sex. Not very noble.
...so, you're still a virgin..?
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Honest to God, I've never been with a hooker contrary to what you think. It's a turn off for me to pay for sex. Not very noble.
I don't actually think you've ever been with a hooker, just as you don't actually think I've ever reported you, let alone for showing pictures of asses.
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Bimmette hates it when i post pics of girl in bikins, she and tonka made it their cause to stop me yet she puts videos of herself with her titts and ass showing on youtube for strangers to see.
I think you are overestimating how many fucks anyone gives about you.
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but why would Tonka be in on it, it's not like he's trying to get into bimmette's pants - oh wait...
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