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      10-24-2015, 09:28 AM   #925
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Good golly miss molly, those last few pages gave me cancer.
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Bahahaahah.

I'm soooooo bad at letting (new) people near me it's not even funny. I don't even hug my relatives.
My sister was like that until she turned 30. Then she started seeing a therapist!


Ok serious question. Why do girls let guys jizz everywhere? It's so messy.
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Bahahaahah.

I'm soooooo bad at letting (new) people near me it's not even funny. I don't even hug my relatives.
My sister was like that until she turned 30. Then she started seeing a therapist!


Ok serious question. Why do girls let guys jizz everywhere? It's so messy.
DONT ASK THAT!

That's like a teacher overlooking a mistake you made on an exam and you asking them why they did.

You Know what you do? You keep your mouth shut and you take that A+ straight home to mom!
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Good golly miss molly, those last few pages gave me cancer.
I really didn't want to participate in this thread but that Squiddly/Tara interchange was just too good.

I sense some sexual tension between the two
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Good golly miss molly, those last few pages gave me cancer.
I really didn't want to participate in this thread but that Squiddly/Tara interchange was just too good.

I sense some sexual tension between the two
Hahhaha you can go crawl back into your cave now, thanks asshole!
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Wait. Are you saying that you are NOT a 48 year old man? True story....I read your posts for months before I saw you write something that gave away your true gender. At first I was like, Lups cannot be a woman....
Just don't tell anyone, it's a huge secret!

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My sister was like that until she turned 30. Then she started seeing a therapist!


Ok serious question. Why do girls let guys jizz everywhere? It's so messy.
Haha, I had two lovely stalkers in my 20's. Both of them broke into my flat, and no matter how often I changed my phone number they always got the new one. The first one was extra nice, texting me food tips when I was shopping ("don't buy that brand of granola, the one in the left is better") or a nice " are you sad she's dead or are you afraid you're next" in my great aunts funeral.
To say I have trust issues is pretty mild, but it's not limiting my life. I just need to warm up to a person before I let them into my space and then I'm cuddling all the time
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      10-24-2015, 10:48 AM   #931
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Good golly miss molly, those last few pages gave me cancer.
I really didn't want to participate in this thread but that Squiddly/Tara interchange was just too good.

I sense some sexual tension between the two
Hahhaha you can go crawl back into your cave now, thanks asshole!
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Bahahaahah.

I'm soooooo bad at letting (new) people near me it's not even funny. I don't even hug my relatives.
My sister was like that until she turned 30. Then she started seeing a therapist!


Ok serious question. Why do girls let guys jizz everywhere? It's so messy.
Because he's into it, sometimes we're into it, and that's what showers are for. Sex isn't the most squeaky clean activity anyway.
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Because he's into it, sometimes we're into it, and that's what showers are for. Sex isn't the most squeaky clean activity anyway.
Or maybe they are just doing it wrong!
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Because he's into it, sometimes we're into it, and that's what showers are for. Sex isn't the most squeaky clean activity anyway.
Or maybe they are just doing it wrong!
Squeaky clean sex :
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Squeaky clean sex :
For once - you and I are in complete agreement.
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      10-24-2015, 01:01 PM   #936
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Squeaky clean sex :
For once - you and I are in complete agreement.
Let this be a monumental occasion! because it very well may be the last time we agree on anything.
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I'm not advocating that. Just wondering why some girls like it everywhere.

Maybe I asked the wrong girls?
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I'm not advocating that. Just wondering why some girls like it everywhere.

Maybe I asked the wrong girls?
Because why not?
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I've loved three men in my life, all of them pretty much fairytale material.

Awesome shoulders, man enough to keep me in line, dumb enough to pick me.
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I've loved three men in my life, all of them pretty much fairytale material.

Awesome shoulders, man enough to keep me in line, dumb enough to pick me.
Oh my.....you are a whirlwind type of girl.....calm when calm until tornado season comes....am I right or?
So they are obviously not your type of fairytale if things didn't work out....care to share why not?!
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Oh my.....you are a whirlwind type of girl.....calm when calm until tornado season comes....am I right or?
So they are obviously not your type of fairytale if things didn't work out....care to share why not?!
Don't assume it was their fault!

I've been lucky in love,but I'm just not a very good person always.
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Oh my.....you are a whirlwind type of girl.....calm when calm until tornado season comes....am I right or?
So they are obviously not your type of fairytale if things didn't work out....care to share why not?!
Don't assume it was their fault!

I've been lucky in love,but I'm just not a very good person always.
I get it.
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holy shit! 4th day and 43 pages.

Is this some type of record?
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I get it.
Haha. I'm kinda impossible.

All my relationships have had the same issues. I'm pretty much a hermit with no need to please others, and my hobbies are really strange. It takes a strong man to give me enough room and still keep me in check.

Fuck, reading that makes the need to apologize to every guy I've ever met rise again.
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