All time fav ROFL pics

ska///235i · 06-02-2006, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flyingfart

bump for more!!!!!!!!!!

me & my ride

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chongki · 06-02-2006, 12:43 AM

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4am...

You laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning...

You go outside to the family Volvo she used last night....

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

Phew......

But... Wait a minute....

WTF!!!

chongki · 06-02-2006, 12:46 AM

Here's some

D-Rock · 06-02-2006, 12:50 AM

MORE MORE

chongki · 06-02-2006, 12:54 AM

here enjoy

chongki · 06-02-2006, 12:55 AM

one more

MB330 · 06-02-2006, 12:57 AM

One more

chongki · 06-02-2006, 01:00 AM

9 reasons why you should'nt get drunk

mava330 · 06-02-2006, 01:00 AM

Oh man those old folks cartoons and passed out drunk ones were da shit!! HAHAHAHAHA

Nikki · 06-02-2006, 01:44 AM

mm

Saosin17 · 06-02-2006, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAC1229

one more

haha my roomates got me that card for my birthday

edawg · 06-02-2006, 02:34 AM

"show me your tits" that one is classic

MB330 · 06-02-2006, 03:19 AM

french humor

MB330 · 06-08-2006, 12:15 PM

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome,

smart and strong

One who loves to listen

all day long,

One who thinks before

he speaks,

One who'll call, not

wait for weeks.

I want him to be gainfully

employed,

And when I spend his

cash, not be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and

opens my door,

Massages my back and

begs to do more.

Oh! For a man who makes

love to my mind,

And knows what to answer

to "how big is my behind?"

I want this man to love

me to no end,

And forever be my very

best friend.

================================================== ===================

MALE POEM

I want

a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,

With huge

boobs

who owns

a bottle shop and a fishing boat.

I know

this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

MB330 · 06-11-2006, 01:42 AM

GWB personal photographer!!!!

chongki · 06-11-2006, 03:00 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA Duh!

Brunotheboxer · 06-11-2006, 08:59 AM

edawg · 06-11-2006, 01:04 PM

dunno if you guys will like it but here it goes...

mava330 · 06-27-2006, 09:39 AM

OK my bud sent this to me and I was CRYING!!! Prolly cuz I have fond memories of drinking festivites... of course not as extreme but dayum the good old days!

It's ok to drink but when you loose bodily function? Drinking gone wild!!

Look at that stoner dood sitting on the white chair? What's he doing!!! hhahahahahahaa

chongki · 06-27-2006, 10:37 AM

Dayuuuum Thats Nasty hes takin' a dump!

MB330 · 06-27-2006, 04:43 PM

that f@#$ up, man!

mava330 · 06-27-2006, 05:39 PM

Oh the humanity!!! HAHAHAHA

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chongki Anyaketdin! 24 Rep 517 Posts Drives: AW E90 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (3)	Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.... You hear her stumble into bed around 4am... You laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.... You wake up next morning... You go outside to the family Volvo she used last night.... You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for dents and find none.... Phew...... But... Wait a minute.... WTF!!! Attached Images __________________ "The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering"
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06-02-2006, 12:46 AM	#91
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MB330 Major 55 Rep 1,350 Posts Drives: 330i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 BMW 330i [0.00] 2006 E90 330i [10.00]	One more Attached Images __________________ '06 330i Monaco Blue/Gray/Walnut/ZPP/Navi/CA/AT -->ED 2006 '18 330i Estoril Blue Metallic/cognac/AT/Sport Last edited by MB330; 06-02-2006 at 01:25 AM..
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06-02-2006, 01:00 AM	#96
chongki Anyaketdin! 24 Rep 517 Posts Drives: AW E90 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (3)	9 reasons why you should'nt get drunk Attached Images __________________ "The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering"
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06-02-2006, 01:00 AM	#97
mava330 Colonel 106 Rep 2,251 Posts Drives: '07 M Coupe Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bakersfield, CA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 BMW 330i [0.00] 2005 Honda S2000 [6.00]	Oh man those old folks cartoons and passed out drunk ones were da shit!! HAHAHAHAHA __________________ 2007 ///M Coupe Sapphire Black / Black // Extended Nappa Leather // Premium Pckge // Heated Seats // Navigation RETIRED 2006 330 TiAg / Black 2005 S2000 Silverstone / Red/Black
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06-02-2006, 01:44 AM	#98
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06-02-2006, 02:34 AM	#100
edawg Auto Icons 16 Rep 574 Posts Drives: 2006 325xit Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: santa barbara iTrader: (2)	"show me your tits" that one is classic __________________ ] nuff said!
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MB330 Major 55 Rep 1,350 Posts Drives: 330i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 BMW 330i [0.00] 2006 E90 330i [10.00]	french humor Attached Images __________________ '06 330i Monaco Blue/Gray/Walnut/ZPP/Navi/CA/AT -->ED 2006 '18 330i Estoril Blue Metallic/cognac/AT/Sport
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06-08-2006, 12:15 PM	#102
MB330 Major 55 Rep 1,350 Posts Drives: 330i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 BMW 330i [0.00] 2006 E90 330i [10.00]	FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen all day long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend. ================================================== =================== MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, With huge boobs who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. __________________ '06 330i Monaco Blue/Gray/Walnut/ZPP/Navi/CA/AT -->ED 2006 '18 330i Estoril Blue Metallic/cognac/AT/Sport
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06-11-2006, 01:42 AM	#103
MB330 Major 55 Rep 1,350 Posts Drives: 330i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 BMW 330i [0.00] 2006 E90 330i [10.00]	GWB personal photographer!!!! Attached Images __________________ '06 330i Monaco Blue/Gray/Walnut/ZPP/Navi/CA/AT -->ED 2006 '18 330i Estoril Blue Metallic/cognac/AT/Sport
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06-11-2006, 03:00 AM	#104
chongki Anyaketdin! 24 Rep 517 Posts Drives: AW E90 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (3)	AHAHAHAHAHA Duh! __________________ "The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering"
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06-11-2006, 08:59 AM	#105
Brunotheboxer Colonel 399 Rep 2,984 Posts Drives: 2014 Shelby GT500. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Boston/Cape Cod iTrader: (0)	Attached Images __________________ "...I maybe drunk, but you're ugly, and I can sober up..."
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06-11-2006, 01:04 PM	#106
edawg Auto Icons 16 Rep 574 Posts Drives: 2006 325xit Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: santa barbara iTrader: (2)	dunno if you guys will like it but here it goes... __________________ ] nuff said!
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06-27-2006, 09:39 AM	#107
mava330 Colonel 106 Rep 2,251 Posts Drives: '07 M Coupe Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bakersfield, CA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 BMW 330i [0.00] 2005 Honda S2000 [6.00]	OK my bud sent this to me and I was CRYING!!! Prolly cuz I have fond memories of drinking festivites... of course not as extreme but dayum the good old days! It's ok to drink but when you loose bodily function? Drinking gone wild!! Look at that stoner dood sitting on the white chair? What's he doing!!! hhahahahahahaa Attached Images __________________ 2007 ///M Coupe Sapphire Black / Black // Extended Nappa Leather // Premium Pckge // Heated Seats // Navigation RETIRED 2006 330 TiAg / Black 2005 S2000 Silverstone / Red/Black
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06-27-2006, 10:37 AM	#108
chongki Anyaketdin! 24 Rep 517 Posts Drives: AW E90 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (3)	Dayuuuum Thats Nasty hes takin' a dump! __________________ "The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering"
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06-27-2006, 04:43 PM	#109
MB330 Major 55 Rep 1,350 Posts Drives: 330i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2018 BMW 330i [0.00] 2006 E90 330i [10.00]	that f@#$ up, man! __________________ '06 330i Monaco Blue/Gray/Walnut/ZPP/Navi/CA/AT -->ED 2006 '18 330i Estoril Blue Metallic/cognac/AT/Sport
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