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11-28-2018, 10:41 PM | #1520 |
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Confession: I LOVE this car more than the law allows. I sourced the only BMW-LL04 approved oil in my area several hours ago(Liqui-Moly)and changed it AGAIN and it ran smoother than a knife thru butter. Hurray!!
Let it run a few hours In the driveway while cleaning it in 30 degree weather. Got it all cleaned up and then BAMM!! DTM on cylinder 8 . Cylinder 8 was the plug and coil that I got lazy on when I did the last service. I didn't change that ONE coil and plug and apparently the car sensed it. WHAT A BITCH! Had to change them tonight and everything is kosher so far. Real confession: if this car was all good I'd probably HATE it but it keeps me guessing and I kinda sorta like that🤷🏽*♂️. Kinda weird that I complain about this car so much but keep sinking money and time into it...fact is that lots of ppl gave up on me and threw me to the side without even giving me a chance or trying to see my worth. I keep this car because I KNOW it's worth it! Idgaf about the costs to maintain it, that's a price to PAY! But I inherently LOVE to drive and like to be adored(discretely). Screw my complaints and gripes because I have a heart and know that this car feels everything I'm doing for her...shit I'm going to insurance court in a few weeks to dispute the charges and rates I've been amassed. That's LOVE!
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11-28-2018, 10:49 PM | #1522 |
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I can't. I fkn LOVE this CAR!! Like...I wanna let it sleep in my bed! Lord HELP!!
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11-28-2018, 10:54 PM | #1523 |
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Deflated. I'm now dying a slow death...don't DO that!!
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Kinda sorta but not really. I fkn ADORE this car...omfg! It makes my dick hard just to look at it...and I'm a BOTTOM! WtF BMW?!
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so the sticker on my car said i had ~4700 miles to get it changed, service manual said 7500mi intervals so i got my oil changed at 74xx...
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for the life of me i can't tell the Texas flag from the Puerto Rican flag. i always have to google to remember which one is which
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11-30-2018, 07:07 PM | #1531 | |
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And we all have skeletons! Yes, I've said many, MANY times that I "HATE THIS FKN CAR" but it is what it is. I signed the loan papers so it is what it is. Remember that time Bill Clinton got his dick sucked? I too have had that done and will deny it if asked publicly by the disgusting tricks that I've encountered. Life happens. Enjoy
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That's a lot of oil.
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I LOVE my BMW, don't get it wrong! But when things go wrong I absolutely HATE it and admit to downing it when things happen. Do I HATE my "child", no. Do I wish it were more reliable? YES! Would I throw it out in the street because it let me down? Not hardly! Because as a parent of a temperamental child I've learned to deal with its tantrums and know that one day it'll grow up. I look at my cars as humans. As much as they let me down I know someday that I'll be thankful for what they've done.
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Because of kyngofpop. Please make him stop changing his oil
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