[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by rickc

walk around town nude all day.

Wife that beats the fuck outta you twice a week cuz your a pussy...

OR

Going to prison for one day of your life and inmates busting a train on your ass.

wife that beats my ass


Nice cars (Ferrari, Bentley, Lambos etc) but live under bridge
OR
Nice big mansion but POS 1989 Ford escort

[radix]

Almost every post in this thread about poop or having something shoved up your tailpipe... Someone should just rename the thread.

[Blake]

i'll take the woman with aids, magic johnson beat it, i've got a few dollars to spare.

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by anmcguire

Almost every post in this thread about poop or having something shoved up your tailpipe... Someone should just rename the thread.

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

Would you rather get reamed by a spiked bat (the size of an asian cock) with just one thrust but your ass'll bleed a lot and you'll need surgery

or

Get your anally raped by a guy with a 12" cock till he busts his nut which takes him maybe a good 30 minutes


Think about this...the world is fucked up and this can happen to you so you should be prepared to make the right choice

cars4lyfe, did you find yourself in this scenario before?

[Dwn2earth610]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

cars4lyfe, did this happen to you?

[Rick]

i'll take the one-thrust spiked asian cock.

Would you rather be stuck in the trunk of the car for 2 days in 100 degree heat with nothing to eat or drink?

OR

Go on a date with a super-obese chick that you have to eat out at the end of the night?

[Whostheboss]

Rather:
speak Spanish
OR
Japanese

[Dwn2earth610]

spanish

eat with your ass or shit with your mouth

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by rickc

i'll take the one-thrust spiked asian cock.

Would you rather be stuck in the trunk of the car for 2 days in 100 degree heat with nothing to eat or drink?

OR

Go on a date with a super-obese chick that you have to eat out at the end of the night?

fat bitch atleast ill be alive

[radix]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Rather:
speak Spanish and be forced to eat sh*t
OR
Japanese and be gang raped

fixed

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by anmcguire

fixed

[Whostheboss]

be a:
Black man
OR
White Woman?

[Rick]

Black Man.

Asian Homo?

OR

Straight Midget?

[Dwn2earth610]

Originally Posted by rickc

Black Man.

Asian Homo?

OR

Straight Midget?

midget.

uppers or downers

[Whostheboss]

midget.............lol i laughed at this one good one Rickc

gay nice roommate
OR
Ex Murderer alcoholic anti social roommate

[Blake]

midget

transvestite or hermaphrodite?

[Rick]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

midget.............lol i laughed at this one good one Rickc

gay nice roommate
OR
Ex Murderer alcoholic anti social roommate

gay nice roommate b/c gay dudes always attract fine straight chicks.

Would you rather...

wear clean g-strings for a year?

OR

wear boxers but you can only wash them once every 2 weeks?

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by Blake

midget

transvestite or hermaphrodite?

good one

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by rickc

gay nice roommate b/c gay dudes always attract fine straight chicks.

Would you rather...

wear clean g-strings for a year?

OR

wear boxers but you can only wash them once every 2 weeks?

dirty boxers

[Dwn2earth610]

[QUOTE=rickc;3943227]gay nice roommate b/c gay dudes always attract fine straight chicks.

QUOTE]

[Blake]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

good one

and?