[hessan]

hi there,
I need 2 simple sentences translated and need some help. google translate cant do much .. I would really really really really appreciate it

[Lups]

oh boy, you'll end up with a dog food adverts as a tat.

not helping, I know.

[Nkc]

Post it here. I'll help you out.

[NEFARIOUS]

請繼續。
(Please go ahead.)

[grimlock]

Wouldn't it be easier to include the two sentences.. this is painful

[leJUNd]

how hard is it to learn Chinese?

[hessan]

so basically im trying to communicate with a factory in china. they need to make a shoe and after making the shoe they need to add 2 pieces of fabric on top (design purposes) . meaning some parts of the shoe will consist of two fabrics on top of each other. unfortunately it seems they cant understand anything in English.

here is what I need translated. again thanks soooooo much for your help


Hello allen, yes they made a mistake again and it is becoming very frustrating (as politely as possible in translation)



make this shoe –



Add this part –



Make these two fabrics –



Add these two fabrics on top , these should be added on top of the shoe after its made , in the sample which you made the back part of the shoe was not added on top.



Use this cloth for the inside of the shoe –



Fold the inside like this – you made a mistake in the sample and it did not look like this



Look at the picture, the cut needs to be 45 degrees and in a single line like the picture

[PINeely]

That's more than two sentences you ass

(Jk )

[hongsc]

Originally Posted by leJUNd

how hard is it to learn Chinese?

Hard especially with all those dialects. Just learn Mandarin.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by leJUNd

how hard is it to learn Chinese?

It's a very hard language to learn. I have attempted many times.

OP, your instructions seem confusing, even in English, haha! I really hope your pics are helpful!

[PINeely]

Ni hao

[hessan]

Originally Posted by PINeely

That's more than two sentences you ass

(Jk )

if you put them all together with a small font it should be 2 sentences

[Nkc]

Allen 您好,

这班蠢材又搞错而搞到我非常生气. 我想找人打.

按照图片重新开始再做一次 (INSERT PICS). 详细说明我不再说因为告诉我翻译的这个笨蛋英文解释也不太好. 我也不太明白, 但我明白你的苦衷.

你再次搞错我们不需要再讲话. Allen 这是你最后的机会.

END

You can confirm this with the other chinese speaking members and send it. I wouldn't recommend using google translate to see what I wrote. It never comes out right.

[kevinbahnz]

Cant wait to see the new J's.

[grimlock]

Translation of Nkc's brilliant translation:

(Allen) you asshole,

These idiots got it wrong again - I'm so mad. I need to find someone to hit.
Do it again as shown (INSERT PICS). Describe it in detail, I'm not going to say it again because the retard who translated this's english no good ah. I don't understand him either, but I understand your impatience.

If you get it wrong again, (Allen) this is your last chance.

[end]

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Translation of Nkc's brilliant translation:

(Allen) you asshole,

These idiots got it wrong again - I'm so mad. I need to find someone to hit.
Do it again as shown (INSERT PICS). Describe it in detail, I'm not going to say it again because the retard who translated this's english no good ah. I don't understand him either, but I understand your impatience.

If you get it wrong again, (Allen) this is your last chance.

[end]

HEY!!! 您好 does not translate to "you asshole" you asshole. The rest is pretty spot on but missing some crucial details.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Nkc

HEY!!! 您好 does not translate to "you asshole" you asshole. The rest is pretty spot on but missing some crucial details.

Sorry, messed up that part. My bad..

[Joekerr]

I liked Nkc's attempt at being helpful. Grimy...how about getting onside and letting a little white boy send out something funny like that. Now its all ruined.

Though your translation was funny!

[Billup]

I probably would have sent what NKC mocked up anyways, they're all the way in China...., not like they can do anything from over there....




..... or can they........ DUN DUN DUN

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Billup

I probably would have sent what NKC mocked up anyways, they're all the way in China...., not like they can do anything from over there....




..... or can they........ DUN DUN DUN

How about anthrax on your laces....

[NEFARIOUS]

Hello Allen, yes, they made a mistake again, and it is becoming very frustrating.
Allen 您好：他们又出错误了。这些错误对我而言是又伤脑筋又丢脸。
Make this shoe –
制造这双鞋子：
Add this part –
添加这个（部分/零件）– (Note: Use the first one if you are talking about a portion, use the second one if you are talking about an individual part (e.g. an eyelet or rivet).
Make these two fabrics –
编织这两种织物：
Add these two fabrics on top , these should be added on top of the shoe after its made , in the sample which you made the back part of the shoe was not added on top.
这两种织物应该在制鞋以后，放在上面。您的样本中，您放在鞋子后面的部分没有放在上面。
Use this cloth for the inside of the shoe –
在鞋子里面应该用这种布料：
Fold the inside like this – you made a mistake in the sample and it did not look like this
里面应该如此褶：在样本中有误，不像图中的样子
Look at the picture, the cut needs to be 45 degrees and in a single line like the picture
请看图片，切割应该如图中有45度角

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