[a3ndy]

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you
if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.


2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am
out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have
received anything at all.


3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails
you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be
patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was
received.


4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
£5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional
word in your message.


5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection
and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your
computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that
when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this
over and over).


6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a
queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can
expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.


7. I've run away to join a different circus.


8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons..... When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret '
instead of 'Steve'.

[shimshimhada]

No. 5 is the best

[scottz5]

Funny i have a few but they are not P.C.

[jcoo085]

I should start to use those out of office replies. That's one thing about going away on holidays. The dread of having to sift through all the emails when you get back.

Before when it was primarily telephones (yes, I can remember those days; sometimes fondly), people would get the message from your secretary that you were out of the office for the next couple of weeks and they should call back then. But now with email, people don't care (and probably don't know) if you're there or not. They know you will eventually get the email when you return and your inbox fills up with an unbelievable number of new messages.

[ABR]

Good stuff!

[Kamando]

Originally Posted by scottz5

Funny i have a few but they are not P.C.

Then they should be great

[AW330i]

I want to hear them Scott and number 5 and 8 are pretty funny!