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      09-14-2017, 09:06 PM   #1
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This girl on my street has a bright pink Jeep Wrangler. It's hideous. Maybe her parents should clue her in that she isn't really Barbie.
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This girl on my street has a bright pink Jeep Wrangler. It's hideous. Maybe her parents should clue her in that she isn't really Barbie.
Men under 35 and over 45 should not be allowed to modify any vehicle in any way, women all should be seated only behind the wheel, men can have buss passes and no female who has ever owned a barbie should be allowed to have a wallet.
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Damn, guess I have 8 more years before I can make any mods. By then only Priuses will be allowed on the roads and gas will be $90 a gallon.
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Damn, guess I have 8 more years before I can make any mods. By then only Priuses will be allowed on the roads and gas will be $90 a gallon.
And even then you'll be driven around by a female.

Vote for me when we elect the fist leader of the planet earth. If you don't, buss pass can be revoked.
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Vote for me when we elect the fist leader of the planet earth. If you don't, buss pass can be revoked.
Well, I guess as long as it's an ///Mbus and my driver isn't texting.
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Well, I guess as long as it's an ///Mbus and my driver isn't texting.
It'll be a Honda minivan for you!!
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Vote for me when we elect the fist leader of the planet earth. If you don't, buss pass can be revoked.
You wanna be the fist leader? Yeah Anna, count me in for the first fisting election into Finland
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You wanna be the fist leader? Yeah Anna, count me in for the first fisting election into Finland
Fist. First, apparently i take any title available.

Jesus i need to check my spelling more often.
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Don't let him fool you Lups, Dang3r is the fisting champ of the Netherlands and he's always on the lookout for a good fisting.
You got no idea where Im from and 3 drivers are always my primary fisting target, regardless of their country
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You got no idea where Im from and 3 drivers are always my primary fisting target, regardless of their country
Whoa Dang3r mouse mine is an outie not an innie. I'm sure you are irrefistible (sic) but I'll pass.
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