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      05-13-2018, 06:34 AM   #1
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How to spot hockey playing golfers who like to BBQ in the rain for Mother's Day

It's easy if you're looking. Today, pulled pork and three racks of ribs for the mom's I'm my family. Why does it seem to rain this day every year?



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I got a card that said my ban from Mexican food is lifted for the day.

I think I'm going to have to cancel my life insurance policy. Those little shits tried to kill me. This doesn't count as a suicide but I'm scared I'll die since I can't even breath because I'm so full.

Happy mothers day to all. Please don't give the same gift I got.
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Uh oh. Too late.
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Uh oh. Too late.
Mine even bought me the good habaneras! The best attempted murder ever!
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Ribbies on. 3 pork, 1 beef. No more room
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Looking good! What time should we be there?
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Looking good! What time should we be there?
About 6 hours from now

Apple juice for the next 4 hours...temp probe engaged for accuracy. Honestly wish these things had a smoke setting, alarm goes off way too soon.
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