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      05-15-2018, 02:38 PM   #1
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Might not be everyone's cup of tea but it could be very Kool.

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"mom. Some guy called raubke just posted a link to your god.

I'll give you the phone back if you tell them about the time you saw a rat!"

Fine, Mr. raubke.

I screamed in a manly way once when I saw a rat. It was done in an artistic and tasteful way and in no way did my retreat from the construction site depend on my sighting of the FUCKING SHIT TON OF NESTS THAT WERE ON A SHAKY MID ROOF THINGY!!! I just delegated. I delegated in a manly way!

MANLY!

I don't watch or go to the movies but mercury is my hero so I will go see this one.

And one more thing. My kid has not figured out how to register here yet. But when he does, I want all of you to know that I will in all ways make sure he knows his mom is a senior member.

Don't mess with me Julian again. Mom loves you. Go to bed.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      05-15-2018, 03:08 PM   #3
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"mom. Some guy called raubke just posted a link to your god.

I'll give you the phone back if you tell them about the time you saw a rat!"

Fine, Mr. raubke.

I screamed in a manly way once when I saw a rat. It was done in an artistic and tasteful way and in no way did my retreat from the construction site depend on my sighting of the FUCKING SHIT TON OF NESTS THAT WERE ON A SHAKY MID ROOF THINGY!!! I just delegated. I delegated in a manly way!

MANLY!

I don't watch or go to the movies but mercury is my hero so I will go see this one.

And one more thing. My kid has not figured out how to register here yet. But when he does, I want all of you to know that I will in all ways make sure he knows his mom is a senior member.

Don't mess with me Julian again. Mom loves you. Go to bed.
Top left corner, beside a "Login" button, is a "Register" button.

Click "Register"

On the next page, click box where you agree to abide by forum rules, crossing heart and hoping to die if you lie, and click "register" again.

Select user name that your mom will not guess and password.

Follow rest of prompts from there, and voila - you are registered. You are welcome.

Make sure to log out each time you use your mom's phone, as she is a vindictive junior member here and will change your password on you if you don't. Senior members such as myself will try to offer no real protection for you aside from verbal support in a meaningless attempt to counteract the very real punishment your mom will dole out.

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      05-15-2018, 03:11 PM   #4
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      05-15-2018, 03:18 PM   #5
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Top left corner, beside a "Login" button, is a "Register" button.

Click "Register"

On the next page, click box where you agree to abide by forum rules, crossing heart and hoping to die if you lie, and click "register" again.

Select user name that your mom will not guess and password.

Follow rest of prompts from there, and voila - you are registered. You are welcome.

Make sure to log out each time you use your mom's phone, as she is a vindictive junior member here and will change your password on you if you don't. Senior members such as myself will try to offer no real protection for you aside from verbal support in a meaningless attempt to counteract the very real punishment your mom will dole out.

He is in bed. I took the Bp forums out as my default page. You and I are going through a crisis and I'm seriously reconsidering your ethics! You're trying to subject a seven year old boy to his mom's secret world!


Julian likes reading this forum. He's pretty solid in English and he thinks you all are funny. We have a list of no go zones for him but I really like how much he likes reading on his second language too.

You did well Joe. Momma just put this thread on don't read list tho.

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He is in bed. I took the Bp forums out as my default page. You and I are going through a crisis and I'm seriously reconsidering your ethics! You're trying to subject a seven year old boy to his mom's secret world!


Julian likes reading this forum. He's pretty solid in English and he thinks you all are funny. We have a list of no go zones for him but I really like how much he likes reading on his second language too.

You did well Joe. Momma just put this thread on don't read list tho.

Fine, you ruiner of good times. You party pooper (unless you are full of Habaneros, in which case, I'm guessing you are less discriminatory and you'll poop anywhere and not just on parties) and you milk shaming Finn.

I simply won't tag you next time I place instructions on how to register. Perhaps I'll just copy and paste these instructions into random threads. And watch you add "ALL THREADS" to his don't read list in a well meaning, but ham-fisted approach to preventing him access to registering.

Or I'll be nice and I won't. Ahh, which side of me will win. Which side....which side...
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Fine, you ruiner of good times. You party pooper (unless you are full of Habaneros, in which case, I'm guessing you are less discriminatory and you'll poop anywhere and not just on parties) and you milk shaming Finn.

I simply won't tag you next time I place instructions on how to register. Perhaps I'll drop just copy and paste these instructions in random threads. And watch you add "ALL THREADS" to his don't read list in a well meaning, but ham-fisted approach to preventing him access.

Or I'll be nice and I won't. Ahh, which side of me will win. Which side....which side...
You know it's up to me if he can use electronics at all, right? Or are you telling me to move along to an other forum in a subtle Canadian milk raping way?
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You know it's up to me if he can use electronics at all, right? Or are you telling me to move along to an other forum in a subtle Canadian milk raping way?
Depends. If we lose you, do we gain him? If so, that would be a trade I'd be willing to consider. He's much more malleable, able to be shaped into a person who respects milk in plastic bags, Canadian hockey players, and cheese on Mexican food. A good person in other words.

But if we lose you both, then no. I'd prefer to have one of you. And you'll do...in a pinch.
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Depends. If we lose you, do we gain him? If so, that would be a trade I'd be willing to consider. He's much more malleable, able to be shaped into a person who respects milk in plastic bags, Canadian hockey players, and cheese on Mexican food. A good person in other words.

But if we lose you both, then no. I'd prefer to have one of you. And you'll do...in a pinch.
He drinks four liters of milk per day, and unlike me, he can spot the producer just by taste.

He is milk separatist 2.0. He has heard stories of Canadian fridges since he was too young to know what parental influence is.

I might keep my kids away from the threads that denigrate women and I might have buried a few examples when I've been cruel to men too. Our family is spread globally so I like them seeing that via internet you can have true friends too (hence the rat story. I promised I would tell my version of it!).

You're an epic sport Joe, and I can't wait for your kids to be under my influence too.

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Rabauke: (how your handle was told me to write was not on me for once) Sorry my family ruined this thread but I've played the clip four times here now.

I miss the real rock star era. I miss the personalities. And I actually heard the queen the first time from a cassette in 1988 and in a few minutes I decided I should marry the singer.

I absolutely will watch this movie. I absolutely adore attitude and that band had plenty.

My older boy is now turning eight in a few days. He grew up listening to queen. He thinks a children's song is anything from megadeth.

So op, I ruined your thread but thanks for letting me know I have to find a city with a theater that will play this. I owe you.
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Rabauke: (how your handle was told me to write was not on me for once) Sorry my family ruined this thread but I've played the clip four times here now.

I miss the real rock star era. I miss the personalities. And I actually heard the queen the first time from a cassette in 1988 and in a few minutes I decided I should marry the singer.

I absolutely will watch this movie. I absolutely adore attitude and that band had plenty.

My older boy is now turning eight in a few days. He grew up listening to queen. He thinks a children's song is anything from megadeth.

So op, I ruined your thread but thanks for letting me know I have to find a city with a theater that will play this. I owe you.
You haven't ruined the thread, it seems when you start a thread you have to realize that they go where they get taken, thats just the way it is.....I hope you get to see the movie in the proper setting with a great sound system.

Peace.

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