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Fatty talks to me on FB
Ok so this fat girl just had a conversation with me on facebook chat. Why she chose me.... i have no idea. but man by the end of the conversation i stopped responding because it was too weird. Thought you guys might enjoy it.
her: what does this mean me:? her:this dude has been trying to bang me for over a year but the biggest move he has ever made was kissing me just before thanksgiving when we were wasted me:hes a pussy her:and even then he jsut got really close to me i had to make the actual lean after we were talking one night and i called him out for being a vagina and not making moves and he was like "i dont want a relationship and wasnt sure what you were looking for" me:what does this guy look like? her:well he said "i don't do relationships" tall fat and hairy ill send a pic me:lol its ok i believe u her:http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._3808839_n.jpg okay so then i kinda backed off cause he was a vagina friday i was wasted and we were texting with sexual nature then last night at like 8pm he was like "you were a mess last night" and we laughed about it and things were normal then he asked me for a titpic. i was like "lets make a deal- when/if you grow a set and actually initate physical contact you'll gain license to request those pictures and i may actually consider it one time" me  kand what did he say? her:he was like 'meh" and i was like "offer is on the table. no strings. no awkwardness. just living life." to which he responded "i don't do that!" "i don't do random hook ups" and then i was like "thats a myth" and he goes "no. its not. i'm the "nice guy." me:wait what? hold the fuck on he doesnt do relationships and he doesnt do random hook ups.... so he doesnt do anything? he must be very close with his hands her:exactly my thoughts--- hence the confusion and then to add to it he goes "kissing you was too much" me:uhhh sounds like hes not interested her:wtf is that me:not interested? like doesnt want to hook up with you? her:nooo i know what you mean but like... after over a year of being up my ass me:being up your ass how? her:texting me ALL the time asking me to go to stay at his apt in brooklyn me:and did you ever act upon any of these requests? her:i never went to his apartment ive gone out to the bar 90% of the time he invited me its just bizarre i have a theory me:where the fuck do you meet these guys? you find the worst men lol her:i feel he is SUPER inexperienced me bviouslyher:and i think i scared him friday cause okay he's a tool im warning you now before i tell you this me:he asked you for boob pics her:he was like "put your phone on vibrate and i'll call you" me:thats right up there with the kinda shit i get away with /fail her:and i was like "wowww thats really ghetto. vibrators are great inventions, my friend" me:rofl nice what did he say to that? her:just "oooo" me:clearly a noob with the female sex her:my theory: he associated the fact that i own 'sex toys' to being experienced. he began feeling even more insecure me:first off i dont wanna know about your vibrator 2nd.... do you know how many women have them? just about every single one ever 3rd how old is this kid? her:sorry- unavoidable part of the theory 2- i know but clearly he is not aware they exist and expected me to use a phone? 3- hes 22 i went to hs with him me iiwhat does he do/ her:went to film/music school for film production and then got his masters in entertainment business. he lives in shelton/brooklyn me:is this the kid that went to school in florida? her:and works like job to job as he gets them for production companies yeah wait you're thinking my best friend dan me:idk? her:who also went to this school me kher:the school is like ALL guys and lesbians, first of all me:hes prolly gay her:all i know about his sex life is he got a blow from a girl lauren deluzio in hs and he fucked a stripper at a strip club apparently me:yea the fuck right unless he paid for it her  aidme:HAHAHAHAHA What a fucking asshole her:6:58pm i dont even know if thats true i heard that from his best friend tho but yeah- so im guessing he doesn;t get mcuch he also told me once that he used to heat up banana peels in the microwave and masturbate into them me:................. wtf? her:lol yeaaaaaa im staying at his apartment in March for a night im just really hoping he'll do me. Yep... shes still messaging me, if anything weird pops up again ill be more then happy to share it some more.
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| 01-30-2011, 07:18 PM | #4 |
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she wants you, hoping you will start saying, "well he is a bitch I wouldnt do that, or I would of already did it blah blah blah"
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| 01-30-2011, 07:19 PM | #5 | |
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man, seems you're fvcking bored chatting with a no-LIFE ugly whore and giving her advices... lol, but that was gold:
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| 01-30-2011, 07:26 PM | #7 | |
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| 01-30-2011, 07:38 PM | #11 |
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ahh good read
suits my current hyper ADD mood right now
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| 01-30-2011, 07:43 PM | #12 | |
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| 01-30-2011, 07:47 PM | #13 | |
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To those saying she wants my 'cream'. Obviously she does... can you not see how badly this girl is reeking of 'Im desperate'?
2nd... I was playing wow, she FB messaged me, i answered. posted it here for you all to see. 3rd... she comes to me with her guy problems, because out of all her friends im the only one that gets consistent pussy. And no i dont do fat chicks. Some ugly ones here and there... but no fatties.
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| 01-30-2011, 07:53 PM | #17 | ||
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anyway she added some more which i thought was funny: her:it boggles my mind how i cant even get this kid. not too fortunate looking, lacks swagger with ladies (She isnt anything to write home about i almost fell out of my chair laughing.) me:lol thats rude why would you want that then? 7:13pm her:i often wonder--- i liked him for like 2 years. hes goofy but kind of awkward like i am so i found it endearing. but now its purely physical. no emotional ties. socially he pisses me off and i find myself disgusted by his conversation wtih people but for some reason i just want to do him this bitch got some serious problems IMO
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| 01-30-2011, 07:56 PM | #18 | |
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| 01-30-2011, 07:59 PM | #19 | |
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I'll openly admit, i have fucked a 'chubby' girl before. no shame in it at all man.
However this girl i am talking to in this thread is like... well shes fuckin huge honestly.
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| 01-30-2011, 08:05 PM | #21 |
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what an interesting situation. she's very insecure yet resigned to her fate. she attempts to put the 'tall, fat and hairy' guy on a lower level, because she realizes that he won't go for her but somehow she thinks she's better than that. she complains to you to get some justification that she's not a bottom feeder, and you concede a little to make her happy. you enjoy entertaining her and teasing her in a way because it boosts your confidence (though not that much since you get consistent pussy). that's kind of how i read it.
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