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      10-04-2011, 01:14 PM   #1
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I Finally Found A Flaw On My Bmw!

Last night I got off of work and decided to drink with my PIKE brothers!

So I go by the store and pick up a 30 of natty only the best!

I put it in the passenger seat and start to drive off.

It thinks somebody is in the other seat and needs to put his seat belt on! haha

I'm not really complaining at all, I thought it was funny it new something was there.

Anyway ended up getting shitfaced and had a great night!
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      10-04-2011, 01:15 PM   #2
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      10-04-2011, 01:18 PM   #3
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i see you're in alabama. do you also do meth?
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i see you're in alabama. do you also do meth?
i see you're in virginia...do you also own slaves?
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i see you're in your parents' basement. do you also have a job?
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i see you're in alabama. do you also do meth?
I see you drive a Ford now, does that suck dick?
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i see you're in your parents' basement. do you have a job?
yes. i maintain a crysis server for my gaming clan.
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yes. i maintain a crysis server for my gaming clan.
i fucking Lol'd...
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      10-04-2011, 01:37 PM   #9
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Sounds like a very normal Monday night. Lol

What chapter?

Phi Phi, bro!

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      10-04-2011, 01:53 PM   #11
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i see you're in virginia...do you also own slaves?
nah, can't afford any.

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I see you drive a Ford now, does that suck dick?
nah, but it doesn't get my dick sucked like my BMW did.
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Coded them bitch ass chimes off
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      10-04-2011, 02:11 PM   #13
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JayKay?
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I see you drive a Ford now, does that suck dick?

This had me dying with laughter. PWND

was there any weed smoking involved? if not, your night was a fail.
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Yes the front seats sense weight to determine A) If there is a passenger and B) how fast to deploy the air bags depending on weight. (small child or adult).

LOL @ the rest of the posts in here.
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The pikes at UCSD are known for being meth heads and rapists. I'm sure they're better at other schools, but they're not exactly the most liked frat here.

Excellent representation of pikes at my school:
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The frat life videos are hilarious haha
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The frat life videos are hilarious haha
not even kidding i just spent maybe an hour looking at all of them.. soooo funny
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Sounds like a very normal Monday night. Lol

What chapter?

Phi Phi, bro!

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This had me dying with laughter. PWND

was there any weed smoking involved? if not, your night was a fail.
Can't do real anymore. The fake though yes haha.
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