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View Poll Results: Lose your legs or lose your manhood?
Lose your legs? 23 63.89%
Lose your manhood? 13 36.11%
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      04-30-2007, 08:25 PM   #1
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Which would you choose

Losing you legs with no replacement or losing your "manhood" with no replacement?

I have a friend who would lose his C*ck instead of his legs.

Tough choice but I would save my "friend". What say you?

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      04-30-2007, 09:06 PM   #2
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Well, I cannot partake in the poll because of obvious reasons but, coming from a womans' perspective, I'd say what would be the only obvious answer: lose the legs !
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      05-01-2007, 08:03 AM   #3
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Lose the legs, gain way deeper penetration:rocks:
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      05-03-2007, 06:39 PM   #5
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Sorry no women on poll please.
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      05-03-2007, 09:06 PM   #6
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sheesh...sorry...
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      05-03-2007, 09:21 PM   #7
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How much use is your manhood going to get if you don't have any legs? Unless self-gratification is your thing...
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      05-25-2007, 01:05 PM   #8
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In the 15 months I have been in Iraq so far I have had 3 soldiers loose limbs. they are all currently at home sexing it up with their beutiful girlfriends between rehab and consuming enormous quantities of prescription pain killers, while I am still here lighting candles and taking care of business on my own. Loosing the legs is def the way to go.
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      05-26-2007, 02:49 PM   #9
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Loose the manhood and get yourself a manual transmission Ferrari

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      05-26-2007, 04:00 PM   #10
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Loose the manhood and get yourself a manual transmission Ferrari

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PAH Loose the Legs and let BMW pay for converting an M6 to hand controls... Get Hummer while whistling down the 101. :rocks:
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      05-26-2007, 04:12 PM   #11
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PAH Loose the Legs and let BMW pay for converting an M6 to hand controls... Get Hummer while whistling down the 101. :rocks:
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      05-26-2007, 10:04 PM   #12
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I don't know how good i'd be at using my manhood without some legs. I guess I could lay there and let her do all the work, but come on... no driving.. ever? yeah, right. Why live at all?
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      05-26-2007, 10:24 PM   #13
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if you didn't have legs, you'd have to drive an automatic, so really either way lose your legs or your wang and you're not a man
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      05-27-2007, 01:14 AM   #14
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Easy decision...I'm still using my legs.

Old age is not for sissies.
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