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View Poll Results: Who would you turn your back to?
The beautiful woman 1 2.00%
The gay guy 21 42.00%
I'll sleep on the floor 28 56.00%
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      10-02-2011, 08:25 PM   #23
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      10-02-2011, 08:32 PM   #24
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This is the perfect situation for those kevlar boxers I invented.
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      10-02-2011, 09:45 PM   #25
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I would send the gay guy out to the kitchen with the girl so he could teach her how to make a proper sammich, then bang the broad and maybe let the guy watch if it was a good sammich
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      10-03-2011, 12:45 AM   #26
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I would rather stick some ass instead getting mine being stick. So my option would be body toward the guy and head leans to girl.
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      10-03-2011, 12:52 AM   #27
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      10-03-2011, 04:08 AM   #28
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hey idiots, why not put the hot chick in the middle, between yourself and said homosexual, thus solving the issue.

muahahah
Because, as it turns out. The gay guy isnt actually gay. Hes just some hipster douchebag whos pretending to be gay ironically.

So he goes face to face with the chick. They start making out, (presumably shes so hot he cant keep it up anymore and decides that him getting with a hot chick is ironic so its cool.


Then you get nothing. You need to be the divide and get all of the action.
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      10-03-2011, 02:04 PM   #29
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This is one of those threads started by someone who's questioning his sexuality.

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I can be the center linkage in the train?
Of course you can. We don't want you feeling left out.
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+1

OP, why do you always hide the closet when we play OT Hide and Seek
Because I don't wanna come out!
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I would send the gay guy out to the kitchen with the girl so he could teach her how to make a proper sammich, then bang the broad and maybe let the guy watch if it was a good sammich
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LOL
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      10-03-2011, 02:32 PM   #30
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This is the perfect situation for those kevlar boxers I invented.
"That little guy... I wouldn't worry to much about that little guy..."
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      10-03-2011, 03:18 PM   #31
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sex the beautiful woman. gay guy can watch.
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      10-03-2011, 03:31 PM   #32
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The gay man.
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      10-03-2011, 04:14 PM   #33
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^ I knew you had tendencies.
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      10-03-2011, 04:27 PM   #34
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"That little guy... I wouldn't worry to much about that little guy..."
right meow?
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      10-03-2011, 05:26 PM   #35
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Grab a cardboard box and masking tape, flatten out the box and tape it to my ass, problem solved
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