[schneid4323]

i feel like im in kindergarden again.....

[nimamilani]

well they don't pee in our way. they are much more efficient than mammals. so when they pee or go number 2, they absorb most of the water. plus they convert ammonia into another substance (different one from us) which is solid. and thus, to answer your question, they do not pee.

[Neil]

Yeah we used to have birds as pets and they only pooped little oreo looking things, and boy they pooped a lot.

[truong321]

Originally Posted by mantisG35

they use restrooms for piss, and nice cars to poop.

I guess this brings up another question. Why do birds peepoo on nice cars or what makes them have a tendency to peepoo on cars in general?

[chbrules]

Birds literally put their buttholes together to mate. The sperm is passed to the female through this process to fertilize the eggs. It's called a cloacal kiss.

Best thing is that in most species of birds the males high tail it either after sex or just raising the kids initially. Those birds have it so good...

[truong321]

They have it so good? I thought it hurts to have sex unlike humans.

[ksfrogman]

I guess I never thought about it. Never really learned about the birds and the bees.

Btw, do insects poop? What are those small dried orange brown lines that I find scattered about my car from? Insect excrement? And all insects have poop that look the same?

[ksfrogman]

I guess the bird question can be answered by Google:

http://www.qeok.com/birds/1710-qeok.html

[grw245]

Well a bird can mix his sh*t and piss together, thats amazing, when he can do that and drive a e92 150mph then Ill give him a high five, until that time comes, F**K birds and their sh*tting all over my car !

[UncleWede]

Hey, now maybe I can win on You ain't smarter than a 5th grader!!!!!!

[!Xoible]

Originally Posted by truong321

I guess this brings up another question. Why do birds peepoo on nice cars or what makes them have a tendency to peepoo on cars in general?

well it depends where you are. if you're in NY they do people more than cars, especially those going to work in suites.
if you're, say in OC, they definitely want your car.
why do they do it? imagine you're a bird, and have a really small brain and nothing to do but go fly, pick up food (worms and stuff) then fly back home. Wouldnt you wanna have fun too? pretend you're a F16 and drop shit-bombs on real targets? AND the shinier target, the better!!
if i were a bird i'd do it man, all day long!

[truong321]

Originally Posted by mantisG35

well it depends where you are. if you're in NY they do people more than cars, especially those going to work in suites.
if you're, say in OC, they definitely want your car.
why do they do it? imagine you're a bird, and have a really small brain and nothing to do but go fly, pick up food (worms and stuff) then fly back home. Wouldnt you wanna have fun too? pretend you're a F16 and drop shit-bombs on real targets? AND the shinier target, the better!!
if i were a bird i'd do it man, all day long!

You'd be one FAT bird

[UncleWede]

One thing I do know about birds, they have no spincter, so they have no control over when/where they go. Anybody else laughing at today's Far Side calendar? Dude's washing his car. On top, single bird sitting on a wire, directly over teh car "You are mine, all mine"

[truong321]

Are you sure about that?! I been over at a friend's house and I can see them "get ready" lol .

[shragon]

For example- I was walking out of a department store that has a grocery portion to it. The produce department had recently thrown out blueberries- I was hit by a seagull that pooed liquid dark-purple. It was uber gross. I had a grey shirt on that day and now it's stained for life.

[grw245]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Hey, now maybe I can win on You ain't smarter than a 5th grader!!!!!!

So your sayin that you love a fresh birdy dump (Mixed of course) all running down the side of your car right after you get back from getting an wax job ??

[RANJHA]

this thread is fucking hilarious lol