So I need a gift for my wife...

Greenkirby21 · 11-20-2012, 10:58 PM

write her a poem

eamon · 11-21-2012, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverII

a brand new kitchen

ROFL
Am I the only one who thinks this is great

persian54 · 11-21-2012, 01:15 AM

Weekend getaway/vacation!

shah269 · 11-21-2012, 01:56 PM

Ooooooorrrrr.....
Make her a porno!
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/...ostanza(1).jpg

Shucks man hit the pottery barn make something silly and stick a little $200 necklace in there and call it a day.

Cyrax91 · 11-21-2012, 02:08 PM

eat her out for a few hours

UncleWede · 11-21-2012, 02:24 PM

If she doesn't NEED/want anything, what charitable organizations does she like? No, don't ASK her, you need to pay attention and already know these things. Then make a donation in her name to them, give her the card with it in there, and deduct that amount from the size of the diamond you get her. OK, forget the diamond part (maybe) but if you know she has a cause close to her heart.

P.S. I'm right at 8 years also, but my wife is a bit more "mature" than yours.

954Stealth · 11-21-2012, 02:45 PM

Get her a Dyson vacuum

scollins · 11-21-2012, 09:45 PM

Panini grill

DSB335d · 11-21-2012, 11:23 PM

Something from Agent Provocateur

Seminole · 11-21-2012, 11:52 PM

Grab a camera and go around and photograph items that look like letters and spell out her name, like this:

Depending on the length of the name you can get picture frames that will hold all the pictures or you can get individual frames and screw them all together yourself. Cheap and she'll love you for it.

Eric335 · 11-22-2012, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenkirby21

write her a poem

Isnt that just fucking cute.

I kid i kid

1fastdoc · 11-23-2012, 08:32 PM

This thread is great, lol. I wonder how many people offering advice here are either single or divorced.

OP, I agree with the getaway idea. Plan someplace special and surprise her with that. A B&B can be relatively inexpensive and make for an enjoyable weekend.

e92oholic · 11-27-2012, 01:49 PM

Introduce her to your girlfriend.

Bimmer84 · 11-27-2012, 01:55 PM

My wife likes Tinkerbell so I drew her a picture of her last year... went over pretty well and only cost like 18 bucks because of the frame, and a few dollars for drawing paper.. I think I also bought her a new laptop though too...

pimp4cheddar · 11-27-2012, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 1fastdoc

This thread is great, lol. I wonder how many people offering advice here are either single or divorced.

OP, I agree with the getaway idea. Plan someplace special and surprise her with that. A B&B can be relatively inexpensive and make for an enjoyable weekend.

It is funny...as most of the people on here are single indeed LOL

pimp4cheddar · 11-27-2012, 02:22 PM

Well I appreciate everyone throwing in some good ideas... A few of these I had thought of...but a few were new.

I've been MIA for the past week as my wife and I took a week long vacation over to New Orleans...

We actually got back the day before her birthday...so there wasn't a chance in hell I could cash in some Marriott points for a B&B somewhere.

I went back to basics bigtime! I picked up a really nice giftset of a perfume she loves and has actually been out of for a few months from Macy's.

I picked up a really nice card, bouquet of yellow roses and two bottles of her favorite wine and delivered them to a resturant I had made reservations for later in the night...so once we got there everything was perfect and well placed!

I also did a few little extras throughout the day which she loved and showed I actually put some serious effort into it.

So with the trip to New Orleans which involved lots of travel, drinking and dancing...her birthday was simply the icing on the cake and the past 10 days have been sooooo fantastic she couldn't thank me enough.

<- This guy earned major brownie points!

pimp4cheddar · 11-27-2012, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Get her a Dyson vacuum

No carpet in our place... so that wouldn't work. Plus I'm not spending $400 on a vacuum!

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Originally Posted by scollins

Panini grill

She'd not only kill me...but she's find and kill you for giving me the idea...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seminole

Grab a camera and go around and photograph items that look like letters and spell out her name, like this:

That's a really good idea. I was actually doing something over at Things Remembered. I was going to get a photo album and put a ton of random shit in it...besides pictures.

Maybe next year.

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Originally Posted by MP0WER

Living close to O-town, have you taken her to a cirque du soleil show yet? They love that crap. La Nouba is supposed to be good.

We've done everything possible in Orlando. From Travel Advisor to yelp...we've hit them all up.

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Originally Posted by RedBarron

Step one: Cut a hole in the box
Step two: Put your junk in the box
Step three: Make her open the box

Thanks Barron...don't know why I didn't of this sooner. I'm sure my dick in a box would have been a HUGE success!

kmarei · 11-27-2012, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

hire a kid to make something unique for her

also known as buying her something from the apple store

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shah269 Major 332 Rep 1,035 Posts Drives: 2009 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	Ooooooorrrrr..... Make her a porno! http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/...ostanza(1).jpg Shucks man hit the pottery barn make something silly and stick a little $200 necklace in there and call it a day.
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18691 Rep 9,445 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	If she doesn't NEED/want anything, what charitable organizations does she like? No, don't ASK her, you need to pay attention and already know these things. Then make a donation in her name to them, give her the card with it in there, and deduct that amount from the size of the diamond you get her. OK, forget the diamond part (maybe) but if you know she has a cause close to her heart. P.S. I'm right at 8 years also, but my wife is a bit more "mature" than yours.
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Seminole Colonel 485 Rep 2,032 Posts Drives: Red Flyer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: 38.8977° N, 77.0366° W iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 E90 328i [7.00]	Grab a camera and go around and photograph items that look like letters and spell out her name, like this: Depending on the length of the name you can get picture frames that will hold all the pictures or you can get individual frames and screw them all together yourself. Cheap and she'll love you for it. __________________
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1fastdoc Second Lieutenant 92 Rep 280 Posts Drives: 2017 R8 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Nashville, TN iTrader: (0)	This thread is great, lol. I wonder how many people offering advice here are either single or divorced. OP, I agree with the getaway idea. Plan someplace special and surprise her with that. A B&B can be relatively inexpensive and make for an enjoyable weekend.
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pimp4cheddar El Capitán 534 Rep 2,652 Posts Drives: BSM X3M Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: USA iTrader: (25)	Well I appreciate everyone throwing in some good ideas... A few of these I had thought of...but a few were new. I've been MIA for the past week as my wife and I took a week long vacation over to New Orleans... We actually got back the day before her birthday...so there wasn't a chance in hell I could cash in some Marriott points for a B&B somewhere. I went back to basics bigtime! I picked up a really nice giftset of a perfume she loves and has actually been out of for a few months from Macy's. I picked up a really nice card, bouquet of yellow roses and two bottles of her favorite wine and delivered them to a resturant I had made reservations for later in the night...so once we got there everything was perfect and well placed! I also did a few little extras throughout the day which she loved and showed I actually put some serious effort into it. So with the trip to New Orleans which involved lots of travel, drinking and dancing...her birthday was simply the icing on the cake and the past 10 days have been sooooo fantastic she couldn't thank me enough. <- This guy earned major brownie points!
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